Funny advertising words for the house

Good advertising language is very important to the brand, and it is the eye of the brand, which is of unusual significance for people to understand the brand connotation and establish brand loyalty. The following are the funny advertisements for your house, I hope they are useful to you.

Funny advertising words

1. "If you can't give her a birthright, give her a house."

2. "Provide small three rooms after 80"

3. "Jia, your mother asked you to go back to XXX for a holiday."

4. "Can your house keep up with you?" ?

5. "You don't have to buy a house unless you take care of your mother-in-law."

6. "The government is close to the world, and all the houses are flat."

Other interesting advertising words

1, Pepsi: overtime is not limited.

2, Anta: I work overtime, I like it!

3. Gome: Every day, add a little.

4. Huiren Shenbao: He will add me.

5. China Unicom: Overtime is not limited.

6. Metersbonwe Bang Wei Bang Wei: There are no extra courses.

7. Hao Di: Everyone adds. This is a real addition.

8. Radar mosquito repellent: mosquitoes kill.

9. Li Ning: If you work overtime, anything is possible.

10, a pawn shop advertisement: "deserved it!"

1 1, Xtep: overtime, dead feeling.

12, Wahaha: Mom, I have to work overtime too!

13, Tong: China class is the best in the world.

14, coffin advertisement: "God recommends products."

15, Midea: A good day starts with overtime.

16, a barber shop advertisement: "Not a penny!"

17, a washing machine advertisement: "Idle wife, good mother!"

18, mason: what company to go to and what classes to add.

19, a typewriter advertisement: "No fight, no acquaintance!"

20. A hat company advertised: "Take people by their hats!"

2 1, Qingzui buccal tablets: Want to know the taste of Qingzui?

22. Lenovo: What happens if the company doesn't work overtime?

23. Want Want: You add, I add, everyone add, add.

24. Intel Pentium: Give the computer a Pentium "core".

25. A cosmetic advertisement reads: "Get rid of spots early, please don't leave acne."

26. A printing company advertised: "Print everything except money."

27. melatonin: no overtime this holiday. Overtime only increases holidays.

28. Printing house advertisement: "Print everything except banknotes."

29. An advertisement for a sour juice drink: "A little parting is sour, but a happy gathering is sweet."

30. China Mobile: Listen to me on the chassis. I said I had to work overtime.

3 1, white plus black: overtime during the day, not sleepy; If I work late at night, I can't sleep.

32. An advertisement in the car showroom: "Always let your driver's license expire before you."

33. The advertisement of a cosmetics company in Hong Kong is: "If you can get rid of spots, get rid of them, and don't leave acne."

34. A road traffic advertisement: "If your car can swim, please don't brake and go straight."

35. Eye drops advertisement: "After dripping this eye drop, turn your eyes a few times and let the eye drops spread all over the world."

36. A Dutch travel agency advertised: "Please fly to the Arctic for your honeymoon! The local night lasts for 24 hours. "

37. An advertisement of a smoking cessation association: "Never make friends with a woman who smokes unless you are willing to kiss an ashtray!"

An advertisement in a flower shop: "Today, the price of roses in our shop is the lowest. We can even buy some roses for our wives."

39. An advertisement of a perfume company: "Our new product is very attractive to the opposite sex, so a self-defense teaching material is included with the bottle."

40. The English country barber shop put up a wooden sign on the bridge, which said, "Gentlemen, I want your heads."

4 1, no smoking advertisement in public places: "Please don't smoke because there is no hole in the carpet and there is no hole in your lungs."

42. An optical shop advertised: "Eyes are the windows to the soul. In order to protect your soul, please install glass for your window. "

43. There is an advertisement on the wall of a barber shop: "Don't think that you have lost your hair, think that you have won face."

44. A traffic safety advertisement: "Remember that God is not perfect." It prepares spare parts for cars, but no one does. "

45. The advertisement for the opening of a flower shop in Berlin reads: "Send some flowers to the woman you love-but please don't forget your wife."

46. A billboard hung in a beauty salon: "Please don't flirt with the woman who just walked out of our hospital. She may be your grandmother. "

47. An advertisement for a water heater product: "Don't just look at the high price of this product. If you buy a cheap water heater, you will be in trouble. "

48. A sign outside the dentist's office reads: "Please feel free to fill your teeth, even if he or she kisses you, he or she won't notice."

49. A new book advertisement: "The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel!"

50. A Swiss travel company warned on a billboard: "Go to the Alps quickly, the mountains will be gone in 6000 years!"

5 1. A milk factory advertised in the newspaper: "Eat a bottle of fresh milk produced by our factory every day for 52 14 weeks, and you will live to 100 years old!"

52. A billboard hung at a gas station, which said, "If you are addicted to cigarettes, you can smoke here. But please leave your address so that your ashes can be sent to your family. "

53. There is an advertisement in front of an unmanned subway station in London, England: "If you ride without a ticket, we promise to send you to your destination-London Magistrates' Court for free."

An advertisement for enrollment in a French class reads: "If you don't like this course after listening to a class, you can ask for a refund of your tuition, but you must say it in French."

There is a "facial expression research institute" in Chicago. Its job advertisement says, "You will learn to frown skillfully here, so that people will think you are an honest man at first sight."

56. Calcium in calcium: Now working overtime has a high gold content. One day is worth five days. Very affordable! Look at me, it's easy to add a few days at a time. Coca-Cola: Add a lot, and increase the quantity without raising the price.

57. An American newspaper advertised: "Look like a young girl, think like an adult man, act like a mature lady, and work like a donkey!"

58. Parrot advertisement: A French shop hung an advertisement next to the price tag of 500 francs for a parrot cage: "Is it worth 500 francs?"

59. There is an advertisement in the advertisement column of a British newspaper: "Our dentist is in urgent need of a female secretary and receptionist. Please hang up and contact. If no one answers the phone, the position is still vacant. "

60. Job advertisement: An American newspaper advertised: "Look like a young girl, think like an adult man, act like a mature lady, and work like a donkey!"

6 1. glue advertisement: A tourist shop in Hong Kong used this glue to stick a gold coin worth 1000 yuan on the wall to promote a "powerful all-purpose glue". The advertising slogan is: "whoever can peel it off with his fingers will have gold coins."

62. Porcelain advertisement: A French porcelain factory smashed bowls and dishes in response to trivial quarrels between some family couples, and creatively claimed to promote products in the advertisement: "For the harmony of your family, throw it hard! Don't lose big because of small things. "

63. A tombstone in Scotland reads: "Here lies Hermes. Mike Taves. His grieving wife inherited his thriving business-a vegetable shop, which is located on the expressway 1 1 and is open until 8 pm every day.

64. There is an advertisement on the wall of a barber shop: "Don't think that you have lost your hair, just because you have won face." A village barber shop wrote on a billboard in a threatening tone: "Gentlemen, I want your heads!" " "

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