What do you need to know to go to college?

1. Cherish the only four years and study your major well. Don’t talk about building your abilities and developing a quality education. After you go to college, you find that only junior high school and high school are the things you use the most now! Ability is based on knowledge! The homophone of university is not "you played for four years"!

2. Talk about vibrant love and let you understand what purity is in such a materialistic society! To have such a clear and pure memory, get out of school!

3. Have at least one hobby after school. This will give you a place to vent when you are bored!

4. Skip as few classes as possible. If you take tuition fees of ￡5,000 a year, one course means you've lost almost ￡4. 16,666 yuan (40 weeks a year, 200 days of classes, 6 classes a day! Total ***1,200 classes)!

5. College students should not lack the necessary qualities. They should get used to some things, treat everything rationally, and avoid complaining about "degeneration and decadence" all day long. It's none of your business. You let him go!

6. Get to know the cafeteria aunt. Their salary is not high, only 5-600 pounds. Come on the boss can only deduct points from you if they want to get some bonuses. Don't hold a bowl of white sand rice and shout "This bowl of sand has rice"! They are also old. Menopausal women are prone to hair loss. Don't complain if they occasionally find themselves on your plate. That will deduct their winnings! When you have food and money, what else do you expect?

7. If your family is rich, you can wear Nike and Adida. There is nothing wrong with having money! But there’s nothing wrong with not having money! After all, it wasn’t natural that I was so poorly dressed for school! It is recommended to wear some brands that are cheaper but also suitable for students, such as Senma, feel100%, Gaoguiniao Special Steps, etc.! It’s best when there’s a discount! It is recommended to give up consideration of Anta, Li Ning and Bangwei!

8. Don’t buy a mobile phone. First of all, you don’t have that much stuff in school! The second question is how China Mobile provides and obtains profits. It must earn ￡6-70 a month from you! This is enough for you to eat in the cafeteria for a week!

9. If you have a computer, don’t use it to read CDs, play games, and chat; learn some practical things, such as graphic design, programming, and system operation, which will definitely be useful to you in the future! Other configurations 0, RAM512 does not require P43

Of course there is a C1. 7.Ram256 is enough for you. You are not qualified to pursue fashion!

10. Remember not to participate in the election of student union cadres. He'll encourage your bureaucracy in advance! Let you know, politics - it's a fucking rotten, dark thing!

11. Don’t think that leaving home is a relief. Don’t think that you miss home and your family doesn’t miss you either. You should understand. For your parents, there are thousands of college students and only one son! Report peace to your family every three or five times. Just saying hi!

12. If you are broken up in love, don’t drink or smoke to vent yourself! It doesn't matter if you hurt your body, but buying cigarettes and alcohol could cost your parents a day's salary!

13. Chinese culture and history can be your own mirror! After college, I don’t even know what to say! Read more books to make you believe that you still have energy. The Chinese people's lack of faith makes them feel ashamed. Don't turn yourself into a soulless body!

14. Don’t look down on migrant workers and prostitutes

Adult women, our ancestors did not even have the capital to become migrant workers, or in the matrilineal clan era, incest was a trend! Society is changing, and we should look at issues rationally from a historical perspective! They have their own difficulties! It's not their fault! This is society! Don't yell at Japan all day long. You should know more about your history.

A person who doesn't even know his own history has no right to oppose other people's countries! In other words, all we can do is boycott Japanese products and cause them to lose 60-70% of their market share!