Is there a funny recruitment dialogue?

One day, a female human resource manager was walking in the business circle when she was suddenly knocked down by a bus and died unfortunately.

Yes Her soul went to heaven, where she met PearlyGatesSt. Peter himself.

"Welcome to heaven." St Peter said, before you make a decision, we have a problem to solve. you

Look, it's weird. We have never had a human resources manager do anything here, and we don't know what to do.

Invite you to dinner.

"No problem, just let me in." The female manager replied.

"We think so, too, but I have also received orders to let you live in hell and heaven.

God, it's up to you to choose where to spend your afterlife. "

"Actually, I can make a decision now. I want to stay in heaven. "

"I'm sorry, we are in the elevator. This elevator can go straight to hell. "

The door of hell opened and the HR manager found himself out of the elevator and came to a beautiful golf ball.

Field. There is also a country club in the distance, and many human resources colleagues and human resources who have worked with her.

The professor stood in front of her. They are all wearing evening dresses and wish her all the best. They walked up to her, kissed her face and talked about them.

It's time to be together. They played a wonderful golf game and in the evening they came to the country club.

In the restaurant, she enjoyed a dinner consisting of barbecue and lobster. She met the devil, a very good human resources manager.

She joked, danced and had a good time. She didn't know that these managers of human resources management used to live here.

So happy. It's time to leave. Everyone held her hand and waved to her when she stepped into the elevator.

Don't.

The elevator went straight up and down and returned to the gate of heaven. St Peter is waiting for her.

"Now you will live in heaven for a day." He said, so the HR manager spent the next 24 hours.

Walking in the clouds, playing the piano and singing. She had a good time. When she realized this, 24 hours had passed.

Yes,

St Peter came and took her out. "Now that you have lived in hell and heaven for a day, you must make a decision."

Choice "he asked, and the human resource management manager hesitated for a second and replied," Well, I never thought about it.

But I have to make a choice. I mean, it's really good in heaven, but I think I'll live better in hell.

All right. "

So St. Peter put her in the elevator and went to hell. When the elevator door opened, she found herself.

I'm standing on a desolate dump, surrounded by garbage and mud. She saw her friends in rags.

Clothes are picked up and put in bags, not for dinner.

The devil approached her and put his hand on her shoulder to make fun of her. "I don't understand." The human resources manager stammered

He said, "When I came yesterday, there was a golf course and a country club here. We eat lobster and dance.

Dance and have fun. Why is this place a dump and all my friends are unfortunate? The devil grinned at her and said, "that's because we were hiring yesterday, and today you have become us."

One of them. "