What skills do lovers in love have?

"Fart is a breath in the belly. You swam and swam, and you swam out accidentally. " Farting is our natural physiological response. Although not vulgar, it is by no means an elegant skill, especially in front of your other half, especially when you are still in love.

The so-called "artificial period of love"-embarrassed to fart, embarrassed to dig nose excrement, embarrassed to pick teeth, embarrassed to chew chicken legs, embarrassed. ...

Digging nose and picking teeth can be tolerated, but fart, I'm sorry, I really can't stand it. Moreover, you have to suppress the loud fart into a stuffy fart, which tests your control ability. The slightest mistake will become particularly loud, and the atmosphere will be infinite in an instant+1s.

As the saying goes, "if you don't fart, you will hold a heart;" "Don't push, exercise", fart, always put it, but how to put it gracefully? Give you five words of truth: divert your attention! And the ability to divert attention will directly determine your elegance. Let's take a look at the three realms of elegant fart:

1. Enforce

The most common trick in this realm is "look, the plane". When you speak, your index finger points away. At the moment when ta turns her head, the sphincter relaxes instantly and the gas is discharged smoothly. Of course, this is just an ideal state. The reality is that people don't care about airplanes at all, okay?

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"Baby, I'll sing you a rock song called Rock on the New Long March. I've heard of it, but I haven't seen it for 25 thousand miles! "While singing, you start to fart gracefully, and you can put it many times in a row. But this method is only suitable for people who sing well, otherwise ... please stop singing, I choose to listen to fart, okay? When people want money to sing, you sing like hell.

3. Harmony between Heaven and Man

This realm is awesome and easy to learn. The specific method is to play "to the sky kingdom Page Tour" with ta. Exquisite pictures, original plots and unique gameplay can attract ta and fart at will. Ta can't hear you anyway. After all, games are more attractive.

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As the only genuine web game in to the sky kingdom, this game is jointly produced by four top companies in the industry: Free Star River, sogou Games, Creative Entertainment Network and Bai Wen Games. With beautiful and delicate pictures, original plots and innovative IP-based gameplay, it has truly created a dreamy world of fairy love in the hearts of hundreds of millions of fans, living up to the name of classics and letting it bloom with new brilliance.

Beautiful Taolin Wonderland

Cool combat special effects

Exquisite role design

For to the sky kingdom Page Tour, this is just a standard. The original plot and innovative gameplay are the unique magic weapons that make you linger.

In the game, Bai Qian and YeHua will appear in the image that best conforms to the prototype of the characters. Through six copies of the plot, players can appreciate this innocence, beauty and fullness in the entanglement of love and hate, including Nine Dreams, Apprentice Trial, Love of Ursa Ursa, Walking in the Green, Coming Back from the Ghost, Thunder and Armageddon, etc., and Bai Qian and YeHua go to the mortal world to set off river lanterns and fight in the Heavenly Palace according to the classic plot.

Based on the characteristics of the original characters, the three characteristic occupations-Xianjian, Magic Blade and Lingbao can be switched freely, allowing players to experience the fun of fighting in different occupations and cope with all kinds of battles.

(Freelance career change)

Knock on the blackboard, the test center is coming: switch freely! This setting should not be too bug. Not only can you play all skills, but you can also switch more suitable occupations according to different scenes. That's cool. That's great.

(Easily handle battle scenes)

In addition to the above, there are more wonderful gameplay and surprise settings waiting for you to explore.

On August 3rd, the only genuine web game in to the sky kingdom shocked the public beta. Let's experience the legend of Sansheng Shishan and create your own beautiful fairy tale!

Most importantly, with this game, you can fart gracefully in front of ta ~

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