Classic quotations are so classic. humorous

1. I am young and need your advice, but I don't need your advice.

2. I passed a person countless times, and the clothes were scraped without sparks.

Boredom is how a person feels about the plate after eating the food on it.

The road to success is always under construction.

Tell me, do you want to die or not?

6. In the morning, the sun is shining and the smile is bright. I send you roses, with lingering fragrance in my hand; At dusk, the old vine looks gloomy. You give me back my rose, my hand hurts.

7. My mother said that the prodigal son will never change his money. Who will give me gold? I will change.

8. You are so shameless and heartless, and your weight should be very light.

9. Intention to get married, no intention to fall in love.

10. Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the smile with tears in your eyes.

1 1. I'd rather be fat and refined than thin.

12. From heaven to hell, I was just passing by.

13. Be nice to yourself, because life is not long; Be nice to the people around you, because you may not meet them in the next life!

14. Sorry is a kind of sincerity, but it doesn't matter is a kind of grace. If you give your heart, but you can't get grace, it can only show the ignorance and vulgarity of the other party!

15. If you know where to go, the world will make way for you.

16. I like you for a long time, and I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now, I want to leave, even longer than a long time. ......

17. Pure, fictional. Chaos is a beauty.

18. A person has only one heart, but two atria. A happy life; A person lives in sadness. Don't laugh too loudly, or you will wake up the sadness next to you.

19. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between trees, but the branches that grow from the same root, but they cannot depend on each other in the wind.

20. The most brilliant moment of Apple was hitting Newton on the head!

2 1. Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.

22. Breaking up means not loving. Those high-sounding reasons are not to make each other feel better, but to make themselves feel better!

23. Life is very tiring, a small part comes from survival, and a small part comes from comparison.

24. Don't let too many yesterdays occupy your today!

25. If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

26. There may be several women who don't eat, and none who are not jealous.

27. What you lost never really belonged to you, so there is no need to regret it.

28. No matter how luxurious the wedding is, it does not mean that the marriage is happy. Whether two people live in harmony for a lifetime has nothing to do with how many seats and jewelry there are.

29. As beautiful as flowers and jade, the enemy is no match for the fleeting time.

30. Advertising is to tell others that money can still be spent like this.

3 1.3, remainder division.

32. For most of our lives, the synonym of commitment is bondage, but we long for bondage.

33. Power interacts with each other, except the power of love.

34. Many people think they are thinking when rearranging their prejudices.

35. There are too many helpless choices in life. Society, like rivers and lakes, always makes people involuntarily and insincerely.

36. We are all farsighted, which blurs our recent happiness.

37. Both you who love me so much and I who love you so much are stuck in the past, and love is over.

If you go first, don't blame me for turning my back on you.

39. As long as your feet are still on the ground, don't take yourself too lightly; As long as you live on earth, don't take yourself too seriously.

40. If you want to test my patience, please prepare your patience first.

4 1. Everyone is singular ... Come ... Go. .....

42. In our love, I have always played the role of loving you. When breaking up, don't ask me why I broke up, ask yourself.

43. Life class is over ... school is over ... holiday is over ... graduation ceremony is over ... I am old ... I regret it ... I am dead. ...

44. If you can't be together, you can't be together. In fact, your life is not that long. ...

45. There were records of aliens in ancient times, because Zhang Er and monks were puzzled by it.

46. There are so many places around a person that you can pay so much. In this small circle, some people want to come in and have to leave.

47. Many people love someone by mistake because they are lonely, but more people are lonely all their lives because they love someone by mistake.

You know that God is unfair. You can choose to love me or not, but I can only choose to love you or love you more.

49. Everyone thought it would be far away forever, but it might be too short for you to see.

50. Mom said people had better not miss two things, the last bus home and someone who loves you deeply.

5 1. Time is still there, but we are flying.

52. I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world …