How to make friends in Minquan County

Go to Zhuangzi Square to hang up...and transfer to Dongcheng Garden Railway Station. Let me give you a try.

Bus stop

Zhou: "Ms. You stepped on my foot."

Miss: "No, I'm so far away from you."

Zhou: "I mean, if you accidentally put your foot on If it got on my foot, it just stepped on my foot."

Miss: "Psychopath."

Zhou: "Wow, Miss, you have good eyesight. I do have a history of neurosis. I usually see Pretty girls have fits."

Miss: "You men are always like that, saying boring words to deliberately attract girls. It seems that you think you are handsome

."

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Zhou: "Miss, you are wrong. I never think that I am handsome, but I am handsome."

Miss: "Don't be so disgusting. I want to vomit." "

Zhou: "Can I ask you a question before you vomit?"

Miss: If you have a P, please release it quickly.

Zhou: "Why do you deny my handsomeness without conscience?"

Miss: "Get out..."

2. On the bus

Miss: “Why is it you again? "

Zhou: "Sometimes I am indeed everywhere."

Miss: "Do you know that you are very annoying? "

Zhou: "Miss, please understand, I just sat in an empty seat, and there happened to be you next to the empty seat.

That's all."

Miss: “There is an empty seat in front of you, why don’t you go? "

Zhou: "Oh, I understand, so you want to see my P shares, or am I using my P shares to see you? "

Miss: "Get out of here..."

3. Get off the bus

Miss: "Why did you get off the bus again?" "

Zhou: "It's not because of you anyway! I like hanging out."

Miss: "I'm suing you for sexual harassment. Which unit are you from? "

Zhou: "Are you talking about kilograms, joules or newtons? "

Miss: "Am I familiar with you? I keep saying such nonsense, I'm sorry, I don't have a cold! "

Zhou: "Yes, we are not familiar at all. We are like two green strawberries on the same branch, sour."

Miss: "I watched it a few times I have learned a few words from Tang Monk in Journey to the West. Do you think you are very humorous? "

Zhou: "Humor is innate. If you want to blame it, blame my mother. By the way, there is also my father..."

Miss: "Nervous."< /p>

Zhou: "Your mother is crazy."

Miss: "Your mother is crazy."

Zhou: "Look at you, it's obviously your mother but she wants to be tough." You said she was my mother, don't you think..."

Miss: "Get out of here... 4. KCF entrance

Miss: "No, I Why am I so unlucky to meet you again?"

Zhou: "I noticed it too. I think my sins in my previous life must have been very serious."

Miss: "Please be clear! Be careful if I flatter you!"

Zhou: "If you dare, I will scream."

Miss: "What is your name?"

Zhou: "Indecent. Yeah.”

Miss: “Do you think anyone will care about you?”

Zhou: “It’s okay if I don’t, I’ll come back after I molested you.”

Miss: "God, there are scoundrels like you. It's really blinding God!"

Zhou: "Well, yes, otherwise there would be no so-called elites in this world." ."

Miss: "..."

5. In KFC

Miss: "Don't talk, I will stop you when you speak." Annoying."

Zhou: "I haven't said anything yet. Can you please be reasonable?"

Miss: "I told you to stop talking. You talk like a fly. It's disgusting."

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Zhou: "Oh, it's really shocking that words can have such a big effect. I cry ghosts and gods. Can I do a part-time job?"

Miss: "What to do?"

Zhou: "Go to the hospital to do gastric lavage."

Miss: "There is no way you can be saved. Go back and take care of your funeral as soon as possible."

Zhou: "I don't have any requirements before I die. I just want to say a few words to you, but I'm afraid you won't agree. Will you agree?

"

< p> Miss: "Tell me, reasonable requests can be considered."

Zhou: "Can you treat me to this KFC meal?"

Miss: "Go to hell... ."

6. Going out of KFC

Miss: "Don't you have a girlfriend? Do you want to hang out alone on Sunday?"

Zhou: "To be precise, I don't have one." Girlfriend, but you have female friends, why are you asking this?"

Miss: "It's nothing. I care about your life-long affairs, okay?"

Zhou: "Okay, Why is it bad? You are like someone I love deeply."

Miss: "Who?"

Zhou: "My mother. She always likes to ask. Ask this and that.”

Miss: “If there weren’t so many people watching on the street, I would really want to beat you.”

Zhou: “I’m not even afraid of anyone seeing you beat me up.” Me, what are you afraid of? What about you, don’t you want to accompany your boyfriend? "

Miss: "Don't worry about it!"

Zhou: "Oh, I understand. By your boyfriend? Abandoned, beat me to find psychological balance."

Miss: "A dog's mouth can't spit out ivory. Let's be clear, I don't want to find it."

Zhou: "Think about me Well, I will suffer a little loss."

Miss: "Please don't disgust me anymore."

Zhou: "I can be your extra unconditionally. If you need a boyfriend Please call ***************

"

Miss: "We'll talk about it then."

Zhou: "Tell me Is your phone number okay?"

Miss: "We'll talk about it later. I'll scold you if you bother me again."

Zhou: Okay, then just send me a message to scold me. ."

Miss: .....................

7. Go home individually

Miss: "It's weird, I really want to send a message to scold him."

Zhou: "Haha. It's weird that she didn't send a message to scold me."

Miss: "It's over. , Do I really like that scoundrel?”

Zhou: “Hey, if she doesn’t like me, a scoundrel, then she’ll stop talking