Funny quotes about New Year’s Day holiday (36 selected sentences)

1. It’s a sunny day when you go to school, and it’s a rainy day when you’re on vacation.

2. Not everyone who is sorry can be replaced.

3. Teacher, I don’t want to do my homework. That’s not cool at all.

4. New Year’s Day is over, and it’s time to get ready for the winter vacation.

5. The summer vacation is really short, and it was gone during the two aunties.

6. My concept of vacation is: my charger is never idle

7. The consequence of making up too many classes is that even vacation feels unreal.

8. The so-called vacation is just a change of place to do homework.

9. It’s only a few days since the winter vacation. These days, even losing love is a blessing.

10. If there is affection in love, there must be adultery. To be attentive to love is purely neurotic.

11. If you are well, it will be a sunny day; if you are not well, it will be a bolt from the blue!

12. Saying I love you ten thousand times should be indifferent. I will still be indifferent

13. Every time I have a holiday, I look back at the school and feel like I am surviving the disaster!

14. Every time I go home at night and hear a dog barking on the roadside, I can’t help but call out your name

15. In the past, a group of people had a holiday together, but now this group of people has a holiday time is different.

16. After breaking up, I will say I wish you happiness, but in my heart I always wish you would blow it off.

17. The shortest distance in the world: from vacation to the beginning of school. The furthest distance in the world: from the beginning of school to vacation.

18. There will be a military parade on September 3rd. If you don’t take a holiday, your salary will be doubled. If you don’t take a holiday, will the students have double their homework?

19. Maybe I’m tired and don’t want to give in anymore. I was in pain, so I buried my pain quietly.

20. What is the thing you are most proud of? Of course it is my summer homework. I raised it in vain.

21. When I wake up during the holidays, it does not mean that I am awake; when I am at school, it does not mean that I am awake.

22. I really can’t stand hearing some people say, “I’m going to kill my head teacher with my summer homework” as if he can move it.

23. These days, I don’t have dozens of papers and seven or eight winter vacation homework books, and I am embarrassed to tell people that school is on vacation.

24. The so-called vacation is just a process of going home, taking a shower, helping parents with housework, and then going back to school to catch up on homework.

25. The company worked overtime continuously, and my colleague couldn’t stand it any longer. On the fifth day, he had to work overtime. When he came, he carried a copper Buddha weighing more than 100 kilograms

26. When I was looking for a job after my senior year in college, a design institute came to our school to recruit people. The first question in the interview was: Have you ever used the Internet in a dormitory? How many nights can I book in a row?

27. Six things to do in the workplace: applaud the leader when he speaks, don’t be present when the leader is corrupt, book a room quickly when the leader picks up girls, eat meat while the leader drinks soup, and treat the mistress as your own mother.

28. On the first day of work after the holiday, did you feel sleepy even when you were eating? Did you realize that the long holiday is actually not that long? Speed ??up and adjust quickly!

29. Students are always so conflicted: they don’t want to study hard, but they still want good grades; they want to study hard, but they can’t persist for long; they want to take a vacation when school starts, and they want to start school after vacation.

30. Exhausted; anorexia nervosa; wanting to sleep; not wanting to go to work; not concentrating at work; somewhat slow reaction; feeling depressed; feeling lonely; still reminiscing about the good times of the holidays.

31. In the year BC, the Qi army attacked the Lu state, and the two armies fought in Changshao. When Duke Zhuang of Lu heard Qi's drum beating for the first time, he planned to order the drums to be beaten and march on, but Cao GUI said no. After the Qi army beat the drum three times, Cao GUI said yes.

32. Looking back, the work is too tiring. Looking back, the work is too hard. There will be no more tonight. The old dreams that are hard to let go. The dreams that I once had with you have been blown away by work. Looking back again, the work has arrived. Looking back again, I feel that the time is too little. Leave your work and accompany me at work!

33. It’s lunch time, and Xiao Wang and Xiao Li go to get food. The dish of the day was stir-fried cauliflower with broccoli.

When Xiao Li saw the vegetables, he said angrily: "What a shame, the vegetables are not cooked yet!" Xiao Wang was very surprised, and Xiao Li then said: "Look at these cauliflowers, they are not cooked yet, they are still green!"

34. On that January day of that year, during the job interview, the examiner asked me which year I graduated. I was supposed to say "new year", but in the end, I said excitedly: "Two thousand years ago..." and I even broke down in sweat. Yes, the examiner actually said "Oh, I am a student of Confucius"; on this day of this month, I wish you not to be excited during the interview and have a good start in your career.

35. Giving up is actually a kind of beauty. It does not mean escape, because it is just a choice and another kind of beauty. Life gives us endless joys and sorrows, and also gives us the power to choose. Therefore, An Ran gives up and sticks to the detachment. No matter how the worldly life changes, no matter whether the result of the choice is wrong or right, although we are escaping, we are brave, and although we are sad, we are also beautiful. Because life is unpredictable, and the road ahead will be more exciting!

36. When I go to work, I am always thinking, but I still find that I am still missing something; I always feel confused, but I am still moving forward; I am always worried, but there is always a smile at the corner of my mouth; I I always look back suddenly and find that time has passed and youth has gone away. In fact, youth is just a joke on us. Are you still worried about anything? Youth uses its own personality to paint my life with the most brilliant colors and leaves the most unforgettable mark in my life. The next step is that I have a date with youth!