Mosquito man's message collection

Hello, boss, can I leave a message? I'm in the clothing industry ... I mean, if a customer doesn't like naked mosquitoes ... please contact me.

Welcome, warm welcome.

Q: The shopkeeper hired you to the National Comic Troupe with a high salary ~ ~ ~ You can contact me if you are interested ~ ~ ~

A: I am not interested in the entertainment circle, but I am weak in fame and fortune.

Boss, last time I asked you about the "virgin mosquito" (250% extra charge), I carefully observed it with a magnifying glass. It seems that CNM has been repaired. And the palace sand is also very dull. Has the paint faded?

A: It was only sold yesterday ~ You have the wrong person. And I only sell mosquitoes, the only one!

Q: Boss ~ I want something alive! Jiaozi eats fresh buns!

Answer: There is no edible function.

Q: Is the shopkeeper a mosquito man or a woman?

Answer: random delivery, regardless of gender.

Q: Hello, I am the representative of the World Animal House. We received a report. After investigation, we are deeply indignant at your cruel treatment of cute little animals for profit, and will continue to pay attention to the development of the incident.

A: It's not the news media of the national legal organs. How can it be reported? Trying to trick me into playing with some mosquitoes, bounce off.

Q: The boss of the shopkeeper is too treacherous and idolized.

A: Stand flat.

Q: Boss ~ What should I do if the weather is hot and the meat is rotten? Is it embalmed?

A: There is no edible value and there is no guarantee of decay. Look at your character. If it sucks, it means you have a bad character.

Q: Hello, shopkeeper. I am the curator of Longhua Temple in Shanghai. I need some mosquito corpses for my disciples and grandchildren to cross. However, considering the Buddhist precepts, only male mosquito carcasses can be bought. Considering the physiological science, without professional instruments, how can the shopkeeper distinguish the sex characteristics of mosquitoes?

A: No professional instruments are needed. It's females who suck blood, and males who don't. However, Buddhist eyes are divided into men and women?

Q: I'm looking for the store with chopped green onion. My blood type is particularly attractive to mosquitoes. Can we cooperate?

If you are a young woman, welcome to my home!

Q: My husband likes to play with electric mosquito swatter, but there are few mosquitoes in our house, so it is difficult to find mosquitoes for him to play with. Does the shopkeeper sell live mosquitoes? . . Is it possible to develop a tourist route dedicated to playing mosquitoes in your home appliances?

The humble room is too small for too many people. What about you, coming alone?

Q: Where does the shopkeeper kill mosquitoes? I heard that there are many mosquitoes in the toilet, and they are big, which should fetch a good price!

A: There are many flies in the toilet, but mosquitoes suck blood and don't eat shit. I sell all domestic mosquitoes, not toilet mosquitoes. You have to pay a service fee to work in a bad environment!

Q: May I ask, does this mosquito have to come from your home and your hand? All by hand? Without any assistance? How do you attract mosquitoes to your home? How can we be sure it must be yours? Can these problems be guaranteed? And how to guarantee it, please let us know!

A: First of all, doing business is based on honesty. Secondly, I don't think there are so many mosquitoes except my home. Then, it must be handmade. I'm going to use tools and add 30% of the material damage fee, so I'll sell it to you cheaply. Am I stupid? I use a desk lamp to attract mosquitoes, because I am afraid that the mosquito killer will electrocute mosquitoes, which is dishonest.

Q: How to ensure the integrity in transportation?

Answer: read the instructions carefully and don't guarantee completeness! Of course, when you receive the courier, you should open it to prevent the courier from switching packages. There are avant-garde artists in express delivery these days, just like me. "It's really unbearable to spoof and make a deal." After the mosquito incident became famous on the Internet, "Fanny Nirun" claimed that "there was a phone call from Dongguan, Guangdong Province, and when I came up, I said that I appreciated my plan to sell mosquitoes. This Australian foreign company is responsible for selling high-grade red wine from several Australian wineries in China. They have been suffering from no clever planning, so they have been unable to open the market. The salary offered by the other party is the annual salary 1.2 million, staying in a designated four-star hotel, having a car, and the public relations fee is 5,000 yuan per month. " Almost at the same time, a communication company in Shanghai also found him. "It is also a marketing promotion, with an annual salary of 200,000!" But he refused. "Fanny Nirun" said that he only wanted to sell mosquitoes to stir up the popularity of online stores, sell some authentic materials of Burmese jadeite and rosewood, and think nothing else.

However, the fame of "Mosquito Man" did not bring more business to his online shop, but attracted many netizens' spoofs. However, the mosquito effect brought by "vermicelli mud moisturizing" has made dead mosquitoes a best-selling commodity on the Internet in just one week. Nearly 100 sellers in more than 40 cities, including Shenzhen, Shanghai, Hangzhou, Jinan, Hefei, Chengdu, Harbin and Shenyang, started the "mosquito business". "Fan Mud Mud Run" posted a warning message on the Internet. "You bad shooting, weigh yourself, look at the end of the bad shooting. One of them doesn't pay, and the other doesn't pay. Is it fun? " He even issued a solemn statement: "The following 89 sales records, 75 sales records and 100 sales records were maliciously photographed and the transaction was closed." On the evening of June 28th, mosquito killing products were quietly taken off the shelves. "Another online self-hype?" Although mosquitoes have been removed from the shelves, this self-directed and self-acting planning activity is far from over. After the heated "Mosquito Man" incident gradually cooled down, netizens who had been shocked and laughed began to rethink the "planning" of "Fannie Mae running away". Many netizens compared this matter with two pieces of news a month ago. First, "insiders" revealed that the click rate of the top 20 star blogs on major websites is basically "brushed" by software; Secondly, in 2008, Sina blog system was upgraded, and many netizens were surprised to find that the original anonymous message was actually the upgraded blogger himself. Many stars beat fans in their blogs and praised themselves to death. As a result, the authenticity of the 200,000 page views and the high-paying recruitment of foreign companies has been questioned: "After all, until now, there have been companies claiming to be hired by Mosquito Man, but no one has jumped out to admit it, and its credibility is debatable." A netizen is outspoken in his blog.

Of course, there are also many netizens who believe that the practice of "dropping talents without sticking to one pattern" is credible, because hiring "Mosquito Man" can make the enterprise fame and fortune. "I am willing to pay an annual salary of up to 200,000. I'm not interested in the idea of selling mosquitoes, but the benefits that may be generated for their company through this idea. This income is far greater than 200,000. But if you can't create benefits for the company in the future, the company's next decision must be to let him leave immediately. " "No matter whether this transaction can be completed or not, the name of the company will definitely leave an impression on many readers through media reports and hype. Fame is a potential productivity, although the benefits may not be immediate. " "Do enterprises need to plan talents like this?"

Would you hire such an employee? The reporter randomly investigated the HR of more than ten companies including private enterprises, state-owned enterprises and foreign enterprises. 80% of enterprises directly answer absolutely not. Another 20% of enterprises think that they can give him a chance, but the key depends on whether he has the ability to work, but he will never be as generous as those enterprises promised in the "fan mud run". At present, HR of outlet mall, the largest online department store in China, admits that the company needs talents who are good at online sales, such as "Fanny Run". "As long as there is a vacancy in business planning in our company, we will send him an interview invitation, but we will not easily promise a high salary, because there is a strict and complete process for recruiting talents, and it is impossible to make a hasty decision on whether to hire because the other party is a focus person or a public figure. If he can pass the personality test, post-related written test, structured interview and background investigation, the company will formally hire him. "

"Personality is too strong, our unit will definitely not hire such employees. Although it is not excluded that some units need such talents, most foreign-funded enterprises do not welcome them. " Joyce, who works as HR in a Japanese company engaged in children's products, made it clear that she would say "no" to such employees.

It is not surprising that traditional enterprises are not interested in such talents. However, the reporter's investigation found that websites that often rely on hype to gain the attention of netizens also said that they would not recruit such people: "Because he is too famous." The relevant personnel in East China of Computer House told the reporter: "If such a person is recruited, no matter what ideas he comes up with in the future, everyone will think it is speculation, and even if he does something practical, he will be suspected of grandstanding. But for an enterprise, hype can only begin, not end. After all, people recognize that the standard of enterprises is not how many talents you want to sell mosquitoes, but whether your products are cheap and good, and whether they are worth the money. Moreover, the success of a case does not mean that he will succeed every time, not to mention that the hype of general websites is team hype, not just personal hype. "