Describe a busy limerick

Have a meeting, have a meeting, or you can't do it without it. If you open it, you will change.

Have a meeting when something happens, and have a meeting when nothing happens.

I did nothing at work. I have been busy with the meeting, and the meeting was late, and my nerves were almost broken.

Don't do big and small things, just push it out and ask me what I have. My specialty is meetings.

There is an early meeting in the morning, an afternoon meeting, and a party after work.

There will be a weekly meeting, a monthly meeting, a review meeting at any time, and an annual meeting at the end of the year.

Go to the meeting in time, choose your seat carefully, and it is best to pull aside to avoid drooling.

Although there will be a meeting, no one cares about anyone. Some people are busy coordinating, some people don't care.

As soon as the chairman came to power, he called himself the big boss. He was rambling and had a big mouth.

The content is unprepared, which sounds like a living hell. We are still 108 thousand short, and everyone is right.

No one can understand what was said on the stage, and the mobile phone still rings from time to time, so why didn't the meeting end?

Cowhide blows hard, but he doesn't speak simply. Time has passed for a long time, and I don't know whose turn it is.

Some people give poor lectures, some snore, some blindly agree, and some cry bitterly.

Whispering like hypnosis is really intoxicating. Don't be afraid to speak loudly, just like a dog barking.

You have the ability to take a nap, you can't hang your head, or you will be miserable if you are caught.

The meeting lasted the whole afternoon. I am really tired. I drank several glasses of water without listening to two or three sentences.

I am ashamed to say that I will retire after 10 million meetings, but I still don't know much.

Sing for a long time, will you? If you don't understand, you should have more meetings.

spring

Spring has gone and come back,

The spring breeze blows on your face.

Flowers are blooming everywhere,

Birds fly everywhere.

summer

Summer is long,

Don't forget each other.

Can you find a cool place?

The vast Pacific Ocean!

autumn

Autumn wind blows, autumn grass grows,

Homesick birds are in a hurry.

Take it easy, don't panic,

Don't forget to go back to the Pacific Ocean!

winter

The north wind blew all night,

My heart is cold.

In a warm place,

Think of it as the Pacific Ocean!

Once upon a time there was a pig.

Love reading

Illiteracy.

The more I look at it, the more confused I am.

Once upon a time there was a dog.

Like drinking

Go crazy after drinking.

Someone bit me.

Once upon a time there was a sheep.

Love to climb over the wall

Finally jumped over.

Outside the wall is a wolf.

Laugh at Liu bang

I heard that Xiang Yu pulled out the mountain and scared Liu Bang to flee.

Not my little Sean. Grandma has gone back to Pei County.

I also write a song about the wind.

The cannon opened and hit his mother with a bang, and Vega Haine went home.

Zhang Zongchang is a hero, and he swallowed the hibiscus in one gulp.

You Taishan

Seen from a distance, Mount Tai is dark and thick.

If Mount Tai is turned upside down, the head will be thin and the top will be thick.

Sky lightning

Suddenly I saw a fire in the sky, as if the Jade Emperor was going to smoke.

If the Jade Emperor doesn't smoke, why is it a string of fires?

Daming Lake

Daming Lake Hu Ming University

There are lotus flowers in Daming Lake.

There are toads on the lotus.

Poke and jump.

You Peng lai ge

What a Penglai pavilion,

That's fucking great.

Immortals can do it,

I sit down, too.

Put the wine by the window,

Sing to the sea.

Let's guess some punches,

My brother-in-law is afraid of drinking too much!

Adapted:

Qingpingle country house

The eaves are too small, and the grass is green by the stream. In a drunken state, Wu Yinxiang cried badly. Who is so dependent?

The eldest son is washing his feet in the field, and the second is knitting a cotton-padded jacket. I like it when children die and smelly feet smoke birds die.

Xi Jiangyue Xin Qiji sent the official document.

The bright moon scares birds and ghosts, and the breeze sends cicadas at the beginning. The monk temple said that eating meat scared the old people to death.

Seven or eight stars are outside the sky, recruiting children to shoot arrows. In the old days, Maodian was near the forest, and the road turned to the stream bridge to deliver documents.

Cherish Li Shen.

It's noon when weeding, so Shen Li can really gamble.

Who knew the poem in the mouth was hard?

Thoughts in the dead of night

So I had rice soup with Li Bai at the foot of my bed.

I drank a big bowl of wet pants at night.

Campus limerick:

I am handsome, I am serious and not stupid.

How many wives can you marry in your life? If you don't marry at this time, when can you marry?

Green flowers are in full bloom in the army and there is a famine in campus training.

If you order the rest, the bug will see me shoot you!

When his glasses flashed, he smiled back and scared him to death.

The talented girl in the class looks like a flower. Why do I look like a smelly melon?

Study hard, if you are tired of studying,

You have to pay tuition for study.

The east wind blows, the drums beat,

Who will pay for the lost youth?