What are some jokes that can make people laugh?

1. One night, Xiao Ming was lying on the soft grass, and a meteor pierced the sky. When Xiao Ming saw it, he quickly made a wish: "Let me be the most handsome person in the universe!" " As a result, a miracle happened and the meteor went back.

2. True love is when you clearly think the other person is a pig and are worried about being taken away by others.

There are always some idiots who are my friends that I can't abandon.

You must be reincarnated as a woman in your next life, and then marry a man like me.

5. Summer is just bad. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.

6. Why is there so many people who get something for nothing in the world, but I am missing one?

7. Feeling in math class: As soon as your eyes are closed, the blackboard is full.

After the English listening test, I understood a truth: some words are only for people who understand.