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Join Communication Currently, mobile phone text messages have become one of the fastest and most effective ways of disseminating information. The "jokes" on mobile phones have stirred up thousands of people, and "joking exchanges" have gradually become a trend and become an important means of communication among relatives, friends, colleagues, and classmates. According to a reporter from People's Forum magazine, this new way of communication is not only popular among the general public, but also increasingly recognized by civil servants. Many officials of the same level also like to "joke".

[Edit this paragraph] Thumb philosophy carries all kinds of world conditions

The marriage of Duanzi communication, mobile phones and Duanzi has undoubtedly become a landscape of current Chinese popular culture. Jokes of different natures, types and forms, such as yellow, gray and red, make fun of life, face reality, dismantle authority and subvert tradition. In their ridiculous, absurd and joking way, they entertain you and me, stir up China, and become popular spiritual consumption. carnival. On the one hand, mobile phone jokes release suppressed emotions, promote communication, and entertain the public, which is conducive to alleviating public grievances and creating a harmonious society; on the other hand, it is also a magnifying glass of social public opinion, magnifying undesirable phenomena and social mentality in social transformation, and even It is the location of the disease and deserves serious attention and research. The popularity of jokes is a change in lifestyle, reflecting profound changes in social life and ways of thinking. In order to comprehensively and deeply display different aspects of joke culture, People's Forum magazine conducted an in-depth analysis of the current situation of joke communication, the political psychology contained in joke culture, and the behind-the-scenes chain of joke communication through questionnaires, unannounced interviews with reporters, and expert analysis. . What needs to be emphasized is that in the face of the public’s carnival of “jokes”, while we acknowledge differences and tolerate diversity, we also need correct guidance and scientific supervision. Only in this way can we achieve a win-win situation of entertainment and guidance.

[Edit this paragraph] Duanzi Public Opinion and Social Thoughts

Duanzi Communication In recent years, Duanzi has become popular, and "joke culture" has become a common trend. The first jokes that appeared were mainly pornographic jokes (also known as pornographic jokes). Gatherings of relatives and friends, business meetings, mobile phone text messages, and QQ emails have all become places for pornographic jokes to be expressed. Colleagues, fellow villagers, superiors and subordinates, friends, and even lovers are all places where pornographic jokes are active. Officialdom, shopping malls, and love scenes are all places where dirty jokes come into play. Some people use pornographic jokes occasionally to adjust the atmosphere or express a certain interest; some people use pornographic jokes to harass others with evil intentions and satisfy some dark psychology; some people even specialize in collecting and organizing pornographic jokes , talk about it, preach about it, and use mobile phone networks to send it everywhere, not only to achieve the purpose of self-catharsis, but also to realize the desire to flaunt one's abilities. The number and influence of gray jokes, as well as the wide audience, are no less than that of yellow jokes in terms of social psychology and cultural value orientation. Gray jokes can be gray humor, but they are more about the helpless resistance of the grassroots class because they are dissatisfied with many unreasonable social status quo and are helpless. Using the dark side of society or various unhealthy phenomena as themes, writing jokes, ridiculing and criticizing, criticizing current ills, and expressing dissatisfaction are the main aspects of gray jokes. It can be said that the multi-faceted nature of social life reflected in gray jokes, the breadth and depth of social problems it contains, as well as the authenticity of people’s living conditions and the intensity of their demands for fairness and justice are more unique than any other type of jokes among various types. are irreplaceable. Hong Duanzi is a rising star in Duanzi. Text messages that are ideological and informative, have healthy and uplifting content, are short and concise in form, and have inspiring effects are "red jokes". If the earlier emergence of yellow jokes and gray jokes had the characteristics of spontaneity and was the result of the subconsciousness of the people, then the emergence of red jokes has obvious characteristics of consciousness and was the result of the decisions of relevant departments and social institutions as well as some people. Cultural awareness. From the beginning of its emergence, red jokes have had an obvious purpose - to resist and eliminate the influence of yellow jokes and gray jokes, and to advocate advanced social thoughts and positive life values. When red jokes first appeared, some people misunderstood them as "red revolutionary jokes" and thought they were a red political movement at the level of Internet culture. Practice shows that this is not the case.

In Guangdong, where red jokes emerged earlier, with strong organization and remarkable results, the creation and dissemination of red jokes have been recognized by the government, mobile operators and all walks of life. The creation and dissemination of red jokes, due to the attention paid by the central government, relevant ministries and commissions, as well as several major operators, systematic planning, clear goals, and full use of mainstream media, have led to rapid development, a wide audience, and profound influence.

[Edit this paragraph] Duanzi culture

The emergence of Duanzi communication and Duanzi culture is a manifestation of the diversity of values. Today's world is a world of political multipolarity, economic globalization, and cultural diversity. Contemporary China is an era in which multiple ownership systems coexist, multiple productive forces coexist, and multiple values ????exist. Recognizing differences and tolerating diversity is an important principle of cultural construction in our era, and it is also a practical cultural phenomenon. The emergence of jokes of different natures, types and forms is a cultural reflection of the luxuriant and complex social phenomena. Different people have different values, cultural tastes, and aesthetic tastes; the advancement and popularity of culture have different acceptance levels and forms of expression among different people. Therefore, the emergence of joke culture, It is a concrete manifestation of the diversity of values ??in our society. The emergence of joke culture is the result of a relaxed social environment, people's generous mentality, and tolerant value orientation. The emergence of yellow jokes, gray jokes, red jokes and other types of jokes certainly reflects different value orientations and social psychology. There must be differences between advanced and backward, noble and low-level, but people will not simply regard themselves as different. The types of jokes that you agree with are labeled as political, and the competent government departments will not simply use power and administrative means to suppress them. The emergence and long-term existence of different types of jokes itself shows that our social environment can tolerate diversity. It is precisely because of the relaxed environment, generous mentality, and tolerant orientation that the almost all-encompassing joke culture emerged. Of course, this does not mean that everything that exists is reasonable, that dirty jokes are reasonable, or that gray jokes are correct. Building a healthy culture and using red jokes to lead the trend of joke culture is always the spiritual direction we should adhere to. The emergence of joke culture is a manifestation of people's enthusiasm for cultural creation. In an open and healthy society and in the process of modernization, every citizen has the right and passion for cultural creation. Although the jokes are small in length, they carry people's expectations and express people's ideals, especially the creative talents and literary talents of the joke writers. Regardless of the level of education, occupation, or income, as long as they are willing, they can join in writing jokes and become cultural creators who may not even know it. Showing talent and thoughts often become the motivation for writing jokes. Even if you repost other people's jokes, it actually shows the reposter's recognition of the content and becomes a disseminator of the joke culture, thereby objectively participating in cultural creation. The emergence of joke culture is the result of cultural products that are not diverse and rich enough. Over the past 30 years of reform and opening up, material products have rapidly become more abundant than spiritual products. In short, compared with the general public's demand for spiritual life cultural products, our cultural products are not diverse and rich enough, and are far from meeting the demand. If the requirements for cultural consumption, cultural leisure, and cultural enjoyment cannot be realized within the existing framework and ready-made products, other approaches will be sought. The emergence of joke culture has a strong rationality.

[Edit this paragraph] Proportion and frequency

The proportion of cadres sending and receiving jokes is significantly higher than other groups, with nearly 40% of cadres choosing "50 to 60%". The data shows that among the 300 questionnaires collected for cadre groups, nearly 40% of the respondents chose "50 to 60%" (38.2%); "30 to 40%" (35.6%); and "10 to 20%" Cheng" (accounting for 16.4); choose "more than 70% to 80%" (accounting for 6.3); choose "less than 10%" (accounting for 3.5).

The results of the online survey show that: 28.65% of the respondents chose "10% to 20%"; 18.6% of the respondents chose "30% to 40%"; 15.5% of the respondents chose "50% to 60%"; 5.8% of the respondents chose " More than 70% to 80%"; 31.45% of the respondents chose "less than 10%". How often do you engage in "joking"? The survey results show that 35.4% of the respondents believe that "only send and receive messages during the New Year and holidays". 33.4% of the respondents chose "on a weekly basis, sending and receiving every week", and only 3% of the respondents chose "rarely, almost never".

[Edit this paragraph] Reasons for popularity

Why are mobile jokes popular? The top three choices are: "A channel to vent dissatisfaction with society" (37.3%); "The need to communicate feelings" (accounting for 23.3); "The result of political enlightenment and freedom of speech" (accounting for 18.9).

[Edit this paragraph] Duanzi communication trend

Duanzi communication and "joke communication" show three trends: the level of participating groups is getting higher and higher; the frequency of sending and receiving is increasing; the content is getting more and more More and more exciting. There are many red jokes, yellow jokes, and gray jokes that are "exciting" to stir the nerves of you and me, allowing the Chinese wisdom and humor to be fully displayed. (Note: "Red jokes" generally refer to information with healthy and uplifting content, such as philosophical mottos, management mottos, humorous sketches, etc.; "yellow jokes" generally refer to short jokes with erotic connotations; "grey jokes" generally refer to black humorous jokes, such as ridicule and criticize to criticize current ills). "Jokes" refer to text messages that are clever in wording, rich in meaning, funny, satirical, or critical of current affairs. At present, there are more and more wonderful "jokes", and "joke dating" is becoming more and more popular and has gradually become a trend. [1]

[Edit this paragraph] Reflections from the scholar community

“The main road is blocked, but the byways are smooth”

Duanzi interacts with the deputy secretary-general of the China Economic System Reform Research Association Mark: Good and bad mobile jokes vary, and it’s difficult to make a general judgment on their positive and negative effects. Except for pornographic jokes, those that are widely circulated generally reflect the social ecology and public opinion more deeply or more truly. Mobile phone jokes are similar to the "gossip" that we often talked about in the past in some respects. The difference is that jokes rarely contain specific information and are mostly general descriptions of social ecology. This situation is actually related to the various restrictions on normal expression in public places. It is the saying that "the big road is blocked, but the byways are smooth." If "false words" are popular in public, cell phone jokes often truly reflect people's opinions. Regarding the supervision of mobile phone jokes, I think the focus is on pornographic jokes, but we must prevent abuse of power, infringement of civil rights based on subjective likes and dislikes or judgments. As for the so-called red jokes, if they are indeed widely spread (voluntarily and not manipulated), they must be good jokes, but they must not be artificially manipulated and become "fake and empty". As for the jokes that are popular in official circles, the key lies in their content. Pornographic jokes have definitely polluted the political ecology and reflected the boredom and idleness of officials (which cannot be ruled out as stress-relieving factors). If the governance of the officialdom improves, such jokes will not be popular.

The ready-made jokes contain too few blessings

Sun Liqun, a professor at Nankai University: I receive a lot of blessing text messages from students during the Chinese New Year. I usually don’t reply to the jokes, I write them all myself. Send them some blessing words, which are expectations and encouragement for them in the new year. I feel that replying directly to ready-made jokes contains too little blessing content.

I like the appearance of mobile phone jokes very much

Professor Zhang Zongbin of the School of Management and Economics of Shandong Normal University: Mobile phone jokes are actually a form of mobile phone text messages. I really like texting as a method of communication. Because everyone is very busy at work now. If you make a phone call rashly to communicate with colleagues, friends, etc., you may encounter a situation where the other party is busy or inconvenient to answer the phone. At this time, a text message can be used without disturbing the other party. work, and can convey information to each other. Therefore, text messaging has always been my main method of contact. For mobile phone jokes, I often forward them to each other. On weekdays, I often receive some popular and philosophical jokes, and I really want to share them with the people around me. Therefore, I like the emergence of mobile phone jokes.

[Edit this paragraph] Feedback from official groups

We must have a normal mentality when dealing with the phenomenon of jokes

Hong Hao from the Organization Department of the Jiangsu Provincial Committee of the Communist Party of China: Phenomenon of jokes It is an objective reflection of social reality and cultural trends of thought. With the help of modern information tools and communication methods, it is a new thing in the information-based and networked society, and it is also a modern interpretation of folk songs in traditional society. When dealing with the phenomenon of "duanzi", you must have a normal attitude. You don't have to regard it as a scourge and talk about "duanzi" in a disgraceful manner. It should be regarded as an inevitable requirement and vivid manifestation of the progress of social civilization and political democratization, giving citizens freedom of expression and space for the exchange of ideas. As a party committee and government, we must face up to the phenomenon of jokes, adopt a positive attitude, be good at capturing information from jokes, absorb useful opinions and suggestions, reflect on the gains and losses, advances and retreats in governance, and constantly improve our governance capabilities. At the same time, it is necessary to strengthen guidance, convey the voice of the party and the government through jokes, balance public opinion, and achieve a balance in the mobile phone information ecology.

We might as well regard it as a "through train" of public sentiment

Zhang Yongyi, deputy secretary-general of the Hangzhou CPPCC: We have no reason and no way to reject the popularity of mobile phone text messages, so we might as well regard it as a public sentiment "Through train" regulates public psychology and achieves "zero distance" from public sentiment and public opinion. Through it, it can observe public sentiment, inform public opinion, gather people's wisdom, protect civil rights and relieve people's concerns. At the same time, we must make full use of this public media platform to lead public opinion, advocate social civilization, promote healthy living, cultivate noble tastes, and truly play the role of spreading knowledge, dispelling doubts, and cultivating people's emotions. Responsible for the function of building closer relationships and connecting emotions Zhang Bin, Research Office of the Fangshan District Committee and District Government of Beijing: Since I send and receive relatively few "jokes" on my mobile phone, my views may not be representative. Personally speaking, mobile phone jokes only account for a very small part of the text messages exchanged with friends. Therefore, they are generally treated as ordinary text messages. They are interesting to read, laugh, and occasionally forward to one or two people. They will not particularly like or Hate. The holiday blessing text messages may also be carefully composed with a few sentences, which are similar to "jokes" in terms of form and content. The main reason is that they will be sent to many people, and the recipients will receive many text messages, so they want to According to the occasion, highlight some features and styles to avoid being the same.

[Edit this paragraph] Reflections from college students

Would rather receive a few simple blessings

Huang Jianbo, a master’s student at the School of International Relations at Renmin University of China: I don’t I like jokes, which seem to be literate and seem to express the "deep friendship" between each other, but in fact, they are a sign that everyone is too lazy to edit text messages. During holidays, I would rather receive a few simple blessings than a long paragraph like a joke.

I am a little tired of cell phone jokes

Hao Jing, a doctoral candidate at the School of Economics at Renmin University of China: I originally liked cell phone jokes. Some beautiful literary language is pleasing to the eye. But gradually, I got a little tired of cell phone jokes. Especially during holidays, I often receive the same blessing text messages. The original strong friendship between classmates and friends seems to have been isolated by these stylized joke text messages. Now I prefer to receive text messages created by my friends. No matter how long or short they are, at least they are thoughtful. I feel this is very important.

You won’t be embarrassed because you have nothing to say.

Lu Na, Hunan Normal University: Many times, people need to communicate with each other, but it is not easy to find true colleagues. Topic, because the gap between modern people is relatively deep, even friends who were originally very close often do not know each other's current situation after being separated for a period of time; and for some friends with ordinary relationships, it is even more difficult to ask after each other's welfare. On the one hand, I want to communicate, but on the other hand, it is difficult to communicate frankly, directly, and without obstacles. I don’t know where to start, so I have to use some ready-made “jokes” to keep in touch, which can maintain regular information contact without being confused. Embarrassed because I have nothing to say.

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[Edit this paragraph] White-collar workers report

The vitality of popular things is short-lived

Duanzi contacts Agricultural Bank of China Li Xinzhen: I feel the same is true for Duanzi It is a popular factor. I remember when I was in college, my classmates liked to send jokes to each other. Whoever had a wonderful joke would rush to forward it. At that time, I was really passionate about jokes. But gradually, I don’t know whether it’s because I’m getting older, my thoughts have matured, or because popular things have a short lifespan. I, including many of my former classmates and friends, don’t post jokes as much anymore. Now even if I receive a joke, I like to edit it myself, even if it is just a few words reply.

There is no technical content in forwarding or mass-sending blessing text messages

Hao Zhengyuan, a reporter from Hebei Tangshan TV Station: I don’t support or object to cell phone jokes, and I am relatively neutral. I think the exchange of jokes is a better bond between friends and can be viewed as amateur entertainment. I rarely receive jokes on my mobile phone, and I only receive a few during the Chinese New Year. The kind of blessing text messages that are forwarded and sent in groups have no technical content and are mostly perfunctory, so I usually forward a blessing text message in reply. These jokes are basically circulated among people with whom they have no friendship. If you were a true confidant, you would never forward such boring stuff.

It is popular among small circles and will not become mainstream

Huang Shanshan, Beijing Branch of Guangfa Bank: I feel good about mobile phone jokes. I usually send jokes to relatives and friends during New Years and holidays. , it is necessary to strengthen contact. Sometimes, I also like to show off, write a joke, and entertain each other. Mobile phone jokes may just be a social phenomenon, popular among small circles, and will not become mainstream, nor will they have a major social impact. After all, the Internet is now developed and information is becoming more and more open. From the perspective of dissemination cost and effectiveness, jokes are Probably not as good as the post. Sending and receiving jokes on mobile phones is just person-to-person, peer-to-peer communication, which is a private relationship. Even if some civil servants and even leading cadres are involved, it may be just a part of private life and will not have a substantial impact on public life. [2]

[Edit this paragraph] Duanzi master promoters and behind-the-scenes chains

Duanzi dating Duanzi writers are the real "grassroots". They also had great success, not relying on their hands. But you can live a decent life with your thumb. But now there is added sadness and loss of "helplessly falling away". Nowadays, "joking dating" on mobile phones has gradually become a trend. Who wrote the wonderful jokes? What are the reasons behind the popularity of jokes? Sometimes pornographic jokes are rampant, and sometimes red jokes are popular. What role do communication operators play? Small jokes connect all kinds of characters. The status of the group of joke authors, the operation methods of specialized websites and the management methods of operators may be able to tell us some truth.

Who is the master of jokes

According to the People’s Forum survey, the current “joke exchange” shows three trends: more and more participating groups; more and more frequent sending and receiving; more and more content The more exciting it is. Duanzi fully demonstrates Chinese wisdom and humor. It is understood that judging from the sources of mobile phone jokes, there are some that are self-created, some that are downloaded from the Internet, or those that are forwarded to others. Except for some experts, scholars, and officials with literary background and deep social understanding who like to write their own jokes, most of the wonderful jokes are written by joke writers. Some people are very creative when they make up their own jokes in mobile phone messaging. For example, when communicating with friends, the literary master Yu Guangzhong often creates his own text messages, laughing and cursing. His literary and profound nature is amazing. . But most people’s cell phone jokes come from the Internet and other people, and are written by text message writers. A few years ago, text message writers were named one of the top ten new professions by the media. The high-paying advertisements for writers on the Internet are enough to illustrate how popular text message jokes are in China. The increasing popularity of jokes has not only become a cultural phenomenon, but also a driver of the Internet economy. Joker writers are the real "grassroots" and often the elite at the bottom. Humor and wisdom are condensed in just a few words. They also had great success, and they could live a decent life not with their hands, but with their thumbs.

But now there is added sadness and loss of "no choice but to let the flowers fall away". "2002 and 2003 must have been the most popular period. I just entered college at that time, just for fun. I participated in a mobile phone creation competition organized by China Mobile and won an award. Later, there was a special joke website inviting people to join. , became the so-called 'professional writer'," said Zhang, a senior joke writer. "I have also written a lot of 'evil words'. The income is pretty good. If you retweet a certain amount, you will be paid. You can easily earn one to two thousand yuan a month, which is pretty good for a college student. "2006 should be a turning point, and the income has plummeted. Normally, it is only three to five hundred yuan a month, but during major holidays, the income is barely over a thousand yuan," said Liu, who is also a writer. According to reports, the maximum remuneration for a text message on a well-known Guangdong text messaging website was still 4,000 yuan in 2008, but now it is only 1,000 yuan. 2002 and 2003 were the golden age of jokes. As a "new and popular profession", joke writers could earn a maximum monthly income of more than 10,000 yuan. There is even a saying that "a text message exchanges for a mobile phone". But in recent years, jokes have truly become a "grassroots industry with universal participation," resulting in a sharp decline in the income of professional writers. Many netizens are very active, providing jokes for free, and their level is very high. In fact, everyone has a deep understanding of it. A flash of inspiration in life can be picked up at your fingertips, and it becomes a very interesting joke. A website editor told the author that his website used to have 20 or 30 active authors, but now the number has reached 200 or 300, and more than 60% of them are college students working part-time.

Specialized website, igniting people’s enthusiasm for jokes

Who is the matchmaker between writers and operators in Duanzi Exchange? Who picks out the gold among hundreds of millions of jokes? Specialized joke websites are playing the role of intermediaries and promoters. There are many well-known joke websites in China. Most of them adopt the form of "universal participation". As long as you simply register and become a member, you can upload jokes. Every website will accumulate some writers who are active all year round. The editor of a well-known joke website said: "There are many materials, high requirements, and the promotion mechanism is becoming increasingly mature." Faced with a large number of jokes, the website editor will first conduct targeted screening, and will also conduct strict topic selection discussions, and according to the jokes "Tag" categories are used for discussions, and in many cases manuscripts are solicited from specific groups of authors. The timing of requesting articles is crucial. A dense schedule outlined in red pen made the reporter feel for the first time: as long as you pay attention, every day can actually be a festival for exchanging text messages and teasing. In addition to Oktoberfest and Singles' Day, which are popular among young men and women, there are also lesser-known Nude Festival and Carrot Festival. Major events must also be taken into consideration, with this World Cup being the hottest topic right now. So you need to plan a month in advance. In addition, the method of classifying jokes is very unique, and even trivial things can become joke tags. For exciting jokes to become popular, in addition to attracting eyeballs because of their content, they must also pass the test of a small range of users. The editor of the website will try to promote the selected jokes in a small area. Usually a small group of several hundred people. Then it will be promoted among tens or hundreds of thousands of registered users of the website. We will also try to "fit into the preferences" of different groups. Finally, based on popularity, recommendations are made to network operators at the appropriate time. A mature and hot joke was hatched in this way. "Overall, specialized websites have become quite popular in recent years. The main reason is that everyone is very enthusiastic about creation. The number of registered authors on our website has reached hundreds of thousands, and there are hundreds of active and stable authors. The public's enthusiasm is the biggest guarantee for the quality of jokes. We even consider providing customized services for different users, including marriage proposal jokes, birthday jokes, and jokes about teasing people," a senior editor of a joke website told reporters.

Successful operator, failed operator

The joke exchange operator is like a loudspeaker, which can make good words popular among the people, and can also make dirty words pollute the audience. Operators will generally reach a cooperation agreement with the website. As long as the volume of SMS forwarding reaches a certain amount (ranging from tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands), the operator will pay the website a certain amount of remuneration. The website then pays the author of the joke.

"Every important festival is an important time for the spread of jokes. We will prepare in advance and make appointments for jokes in advance. First, we recommend them to registered users of some official websites, usually hundreds of thousands. As long as it is a good joke, It will gain everyone’s popularity and the number of reposts will increase immediately,” a staff member told reporters. "In the past, in order to pursue traffic, we also condoned the popularity of pornographic jokes." said a comrade who has been responsible for the text message business for a long time. A comrade in charge of technology said: "We are currently cracking down on vulgarity on the Internet, but it is difficult to define the standards for pornographic jokes, which makes our work more difficult. Now we mainly use the method of screening sensitive words, as long as they contain obscene content The results are not satisfactory, and may even have counter-effects. The so-called three major operators jointly suppressed pornography, but the effect was not very obvious and even caused people's resentment." The news that the company offered 100,000 yuan to solicit popular jokes attracted attention. Whether the popularity of red jokes can correct the proliferation of pornographic jokes remains to be seen. In addition, Weibo allows everyone to become a writer without having to rely on an operator. The short length of 140 words seems to be specially designed for jokes. There has been a burst of ideas in the creation of jokes, including celebrities' diaries, parodies of famous works, etc., and there are many kinds of them.

Jokes are popular, is it joy? Is it worry?

Technological development has promoted the popularity of mobile jokes. Today, with the continuous development of communication technology and the deepening trend of three-network integration, faced with the indisputable fact that network culture is complex and the core spirit of culture is relatively vague, ideological and cultural reshaping has become a major proposition related to the way out of the national spirit, and this cannot ignore the joke culture . Now is the era of everyone’s microphone, the era of “grassroots collective speech”. As an important carrier that currently affects the public’s spiritual culture and value pursuits, the phenomenon of mobile phone jokes is booming unprecedentedly and requires great attention from all parties. [2]

[Edit this paragraph] The paragraph is a collection of social phenomena

The difficulties of being a human being. If you have money, you will definitely become bad. If you don’t have money, you will be said to be a failure; there are If you are successful, you will be said to speculate; if you are not successful, you will be said to be worthless; if you have a lover, you will be said to be a bad person; if you are not a lover, you will be said to be a pervert. Middle-aged people are worried about not having a high position, low wages, high blood pressure, blood lipids and blood sugar; not prominent in politics, not outstanding in business, lumbar disc herniation; not speaking in conferences, not speaking in small meetings, prostate inflammation; cooking, cooking, and mahjong are not burning. . It is difficult to criticize. If you criticize your superiors, you will not be able to secure your position; if you criticize your peers, it will be difficult to establish relationships; if you criticize your subordinates, your votes will be reduced; if you criticize yourself, you will be looking for trouble; if you criticize your wife, she will run away. The poor are the rich who owe money to individuals, and the rich are those who owe money to the country; the poor are those who drink based on the degree, and the rich are those who read the brand; the poor are those who write books, and the rich are those who pirate; the poor are those who eat poultry, The rich eat the beasts; the poor cultivate the land; the rich buy and sell the land. When you are poor, you raise pigs, and when you are rich, you raise dogs; when you are poor, you plant rice, and when you are rich, you plant grass; when you are poor, you want to marry a wife, but when you are rich, you want to find a lover; when you are poor, your wife is also your secretary, and when you are rich, your secretary is also your wife. Dinner Party The three major tragedies of a dinner party: the people you want to invite don't come, the people who come have nothing to do with you, and you are the only one left awake at the checkout. Entering into the wrong profession In these days and times - professors talk more and more, make money everywhere, and become more and more like businessmen; businessmen appear on the forum, write books and speak, and become more and more like professors. Rumors are well-founded, basically true, and are becoming more and more like news; news is based on random exaggerations, and is becoming more and more like rumors... Nowadays, corporate positions are always being laid off, and people are called president for short; they always have a straight face, so they are called boss; If you always want to spy on people, you call them director; if you are often unreasonable, you call them manager; if you make the leader feel comfortable keeping secrets, you call him secretary. 100-meter race After watching the black 100-meter race, an old lady wiped away tears and said: It's scary! Several coal diggers knelt in a row and were shot. The shots were fired without aiming. The children were so frightened that they ran away, and even the ropes could not stop them. Beauty The beauty of knowledge lies in making people confused; the beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; the beauty of women lies in being so stupid that they have no regrets; the beauty of men lies in telling lies so that they can see ghosts in daylight.

Public toilet package When the mobile boss went to the public toilet, the gatekeeper said: Go in and get three cents, come out two cents! The boss was stunned: Are there any charges for coming out? The uncle said: Learn to charge two-way mobile services. The boss came out of the toilet and was stopped again: You are squatting in pit No. 8. You have to pay one yuan to select a number. If you exceed three minutes, you will have to pay another one yuan for overtime. There is background music in the toilet, and there is a ringtone fee of 20 cents. If you come here often, I advise you to get a public toilet package which is more cost-effective and comes with 200 pieces of toilet paper... Eat Some foreigners said: I finally understand that Chinese culture is actually the culture of "eating". For example: making a living is called subsistence; a position is called a rice bowl; being employed is called making a living; spending savings is called living on one’s laurels; living well is called enjoying a good life; a man relying on women is called making a living; a man taking advantage of a woman is called eating tofu; a beautiful woman is called a beauty; Being welcomed by others is called being popular; receiving special care is called being eaten; being indifferent to others is called eating alone; being hurt by others is called being disadvantaged; being jealous of men and women is called jealousy; being hesitant is called being uncertain; being incompetent is called eating something; being unable to shoulder responsibilities is called being unable to eat. Let’s go; if you don’t do your job well and have no ability, you can’t afford to eat!

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