Funny and inspiring stories

Funny stories can adjust people's mood, and stories that are funny at any time will never go out of style. Below are some funny and inspirational stories that I have compiled for your reference!

Funny and inspirational stories: It’s all the fault of the name

Xiao Zhang’s nickname is Mr. Zhang , it is a bit difficult to find a job after graduating from college. Because now there are enough leaders of all kinds, and those in charge of recruitment don’t want to find a boss for themselves for no reason!

It’s all the name that’s to blame. For this reason, during the interview, Xiao Zhang will declare: "My real name is Mr. Zhang. If you think this name is not good, I can change it!"

On this day, it was another interview. Xiao Zhang made another statement. Unexpectedly, the recruiter looked up at him. After a while, he suddenly burst into laughter. After laughing, he said: "No need to change it, this name is very good, you are hired!"

Xiao Zhang's immediate boss is the person in charge of recruitment. He is the company's sales manager. Chief of Section Wang. The strange thing is that after Section Chief Wang recruited Xiao Zhang into the sales department, he only arranged for him to fetch water, sweep the floor, and wipe tables. Sometimes the toilet was blocked, and Section Chief Wang would ask Xiao Zhang to clear it. The most unbearable thing for Xiao Zhang was that Section Chief Wang often called him to the office and scolded him when something happened, making him nervous all day long.

On this day, after Xiao Zhang was inexplicably scolded by Section Chief Wang again, he felt very aggrieved and blushed while sitting in the office.

Seeing how pitiful he was, a clerk came over and whispered to him: "Brother, if you want to work here, just endure it. Who gave you a bad name!"

Xiao Zhang was confused and asked why.

The clerk said: "You don't know yet, our general manager is named Zhang Taiping. We usually call him Mr. Zhang. I remember back then, Section Chief Wang and Zhang Taiping competed for the position of general manager. , but Zhang Taiping won. Everything went wrong for our Section Chief Wang."

Xiao Zhang listened for a long time and didn't understand what was going on. He said pitifully: "This has nothing to do with me. What does it have to do with it?"

The clerk looked around and whispered: "Isn't your name Mr. Zhang? Section Chief Wang hated Mr. Zhang deeply, but he didn't dare to offend him, so he had no choice but to I’m taking it out on you, Mr. Zhang!”

Funny and inspiring story: The most perfect man

A man walked to the street and stopped a moving taxi. He got in the car, and the taxi driver said: "You don't have to wait for a second. You control your time so well. You are just like Frank!"

"Who is Frank?" the passenger asked.

The most perfect man driver said: "Frank Feldman, a man who arranges everything compactly, efficiently, meticulously and thoughtfully at any time. For example, when he needs a taxi, he just A taxi happened to drive right next to him, as if it was precisely calculated, and everything he did was like this."

The passenger said disapprovingly: "Human. It’s not as good as God’s calculations. Everyone has miscalculations and bad luck.”

“What you said makes sense, but it doesn’t apply to Frank Feldman,” the driver said seriously. He is God's favorite, and everything always comes to the right time, place, and people. Moreover, he is flawless and extremely talented. He is good at sports and is always unbeatable on the tennis court. His level of golf is comparable to that of God. He is a professional athlete; he can also sing and dance, his singing voice is beautiful, and his dancing can be performed on Broadway; his piano sound, I am talking about piano, is the real sound of nature!"

"You think this person is too amazing, don't you?" the passenger asked dubiously.

"This is not even a god." The driver continued, "His memory is like a computer, he can remember everyone's birthday; he knows every kind of wine well and knows which kind of wine. What kind of dishes should go with it, and even what kind of tableware should go with it; he is also an excellent repairman, and he can fix anything that breaks, unlike me, who changes a fuse and the lights in the whole street go dark.

Frank does everything well. "

"So, is there really such a perfect person?" the passenger said enviously.

The driver continued: "He can predict the fastest route when driving. Avoid traffic jams, unlike me, who encounter traffic jams every day; he never makes mistakes, knows how to treat women and please them; he never blames ladies, even if they make mistakes; he is always neatly dressed, Leather shoes are always shiny. He is a perfect person. ”

“Such a perfect person is truly unparalleled in the world. How do you know him?" the passenger marveled.

"I have never met him. He died long ago and I married his widow. "The driver said.

Funny and inspiring story: Whose responsibility

Late at night, Xun Nan was lying on the bed tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep - his colleagues at work were avoiding him, and his friends were alienating him. Even relatives rarely came to visit him. This feeling of loneliness was approaching him day by day. The more he thought about it, the more afraid he became. Damn it, what is the problem? Xun Nan thought hard...

Xun Nan was born. He has a wide mouth, a pair of striking ears, a pair of squinting mouse eyes, a big head on his shoulders, and a naive look. He is always laughing and joking when meeting people, making you feel that you are absolutely safe and reliable when dealing with such a person.

Who is responsible? People often say that a big mouth eats pigs and sheep. Xun Nan has such a wide mouth, which is definitely a blessing.

Indeed, Xun Nan can eat wherever he goes. Well, after eating, he laughed and left.

However, the problem was not that he was delicious. After thinking about it, Xun Nan suddenly understood something and slapped his face hard with his hand. Go, damn, it’s all because of this bad mouth,

——I saw Xiao Zhang from the work unit giving New Year’s greetings to the boss, I should never, never tell Lao Yang.

—— It's none of my business to pick up girls, so I told my aunt what she was doing, which made me feel like a real person.

——My good friend Lao Guo won the lottery and not only invited me to a wedding banquet. I also gave him a red envelope, so why did I sue Zhang and Li every time, causing Lao Guodong to hide in Tibet and live in peace?

——The neighbor Xiaomeizi and his wife are not in harmony, but I can reconcile it. Just reconcile, why do you want to expose people's privacy and make Xiaomeizi's family see that my eyes are not eyes and my nose is not my nose?

Xun Nan thought about it and felt. My body was exhausted and I couldn't help but fall asleep, but my big head was still in a state of excitement. I actually said to myself, I can't blame this mouth entirely. My eyes should also share some responsibility. People often say that my eyes are small and can focus. However, it has lost its role in recognizing the true, the good and the beautiful, the false, the evil and the ugly. I go around looking for and peeking into other people's privacy, and I have ended up in this situation. Can my eyes be free of responsibility?

Xunnan tugged on his ears with his hands. , and said to himself, "Don't gloat about misfortune, you also have an unshirkable responsibility. You have grown so big that I have received many compliments in front of everyone. They all say that people with droopy ears and shoulders are noble. You have really made me steal the show. However, , you shouldn’t have done something that tarnished my image, and heard things I shouldn’t have heard, which caused me a lot of trouble. Don’t you think you should take some responsibility...

Ears and Eyes I was a little dissatisfied with being accused by the big head, and actually quarreled with the big head——

This responsibility cannot be assigned like this, the eyes said, although I saw it, he spoke unabashedly and spread it everywhere, why should he cause the trouble? Shall I share the burden? If you blame me so indiscriminately, I won't read anything in the future. I'll forget about it.

My ears are not to be outdone, saying, "Although I heard things I shouldn't have heard, he said." No matter how much I listen, no one else will know. If you divide responsibilities like this, I might as well just be deaf from now on.

When Xun Nan heard that his eyes and ears were about to stop working, he yelled anxiously, "You can't be blind with your eyes, and you can't be deaf with your ears. How will I live if you are blind and deaf? I will have to see what I need to do in the future." You have to listen, I just need to shut up this stinky mouth!

Xun Nan woke up with a start, sweating profusely on his head, and cursed, Damn, it seems like my brain is filled with water. .

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