Who can tell some fresh jokes? You'd better make it up yourself.

Once upon a time, there was a horse! It ran into the sea.

So, it becomes a "hippocampus"!

Another friend of this horse fell into the river in order to find the horse that fell into the sea. Later, he

It became a hippo.

The third horse is white. In order to find two missing friends, it came to a city with chaotic traffic.

It was run over by several cars in a row, leaving several black stripes on its body.

Turns out to be a zebra!

One day, the fourth horse came to a factory in order to find the companions of the first three horses, and the result was transformed into "iron"

Horse ".

But later, those horses still couldn't escape the fate of being eaten, and they were all made into "Shaqima" and ravaged everywhere.

No horse was spared, and it became a world without horses. ...

Then, a group of people saw the joke and couldn't help saying, "The horse is really cold." .

Finally, in order to commemorate this joke, someone edited it into a class, and we called it "Marseille class"!

52. One day, Mung Bean broke up with his girlfriend.

He kept crying. ...

Cry sadly all the time ...

result ...

male ...

send ...

bud ...

it is ...

53. One day, a lump of black shit saw a lump of white shit.

The black stool asked, Why are you so white and beautiful?

White shit is very angry!

He said: I am not shit! I am ice cream! ! !

54. A cat found a mouse.

So he jumped on the mouse like a hungry tiger to eat it.

But then the cat was eaten by this mouse … ..

why

because

Tigers and mice are stupid and can't tell them apart.

55. A software company is recruiting.

On this day, a dog came to apply. The supervisor felt depressed and wanted to drive the dog out. The dog took out a piece of paper and a pen.

Write a few words neatly: please don't discriminate against animals.

The manager knows that this is not an ordinary dog. Out of curiosity, he decided to have a try.

The manager took out the application conditions, which read: 1. Must be able to type. 2。 Must be able to program. 3。 Be proficient in at least one subject

foreign language

So the dog came to the computer, skillfully typed an article and wrote a very complicated program. then

Come to the supervisor and say: meow! !

56. Sister Toothpaste often changes her mind.

Suddenly, dating my brother's soft toothbrush

I suddenly fell in love with electric toothbrush.

A new neighbor came today.

Sister Toothpaste: "Wow, you are so tall and stylish ~ What's your name ~ Come out with me ~"

The new neighbor said coldly, "No! Because I am a comb ~ "

One day, the animals smelled an unpleasant smell in front of Guan Gong Temple.

The snake said, "I am too young to fart so smelly." It must be a cow. 」

The cow said, "I eat grass, and I won't fart so smelly." 」

The pig said, "people who fart will blush." 」

Suddenly, Guan Gong rushed out, knocked the pig away, and said, "How many times have I told you, I was born blushing. 」

58. He is not a romantic.

Because he knows that she likes roses, and there is a place where she can cut flowers herself.

After buying cheap and beautiful self-help roses,

Occasionally, I will buy eleven roses for her on purpose.

When she received flowers from him, her happy expression always inadvertently showed puzzled eyes.

She didn't know until one day she saw the flower language represented by the number of flowers in a book.

You don't have to send flowers in pairs,

Moreover, the representative flower language of eleven roses is really touching!

But she still wants to hear it from him,

When she asked what eleven roses represented,

He can only prevaricate.

He hurriedly asked the florist about the flower language of eleven roses.

The florist said: I have been planting flowers for 30 years and have never heard the language of any flowers!

I often hear men who come to buy flowers say some sweet words to women.

Then why do you sell eleven flowers each?

He asked doubtfully, and the florist said:

because ...

Buy ten and get one free ~

60. Xiaoming owes 200,000 yuan to the underground bank.

Xiao Ming begged him to stay a few more days.

The banker said, "Be sure to return it tomorrow, otherwise ... chop off two fingers; The day after tomorrow ... chop.

4; The third day ... "

Xiao Ming: "There is no need to return it, right?"

Banker: "no, then you will become a tinker bell." 」

6 1. Sister is holding a doll.

Come and see the flowers in the garden.

The doll cried for her mother.

The bird in the tree smiled …

This is actually a KB nursery rhyme … and the most terrible thing is its origin, because there is a little-known song behind it.

The story of knowledge …

This "elder sister", formerly known as "Yu Shang in Kitamura", is the daughter of a general's foreign wife.

Ugly from an early age, even uglier when you are older.

Therefore, my father has never seen her, and Yu Zi has never left any feelings for his father …

Jade is therefore reluctant to see people and is increasingly closed. Even his own mother and sister are afraid to go near her …

Just because ugliness is regarded as an infectious plague.

And the only thing that can accompany jade is the smiling doll that will always be like this. In the morning and evening, jade holds it.

it ...

Sad jade finally fell in love at the age of fifteen, because of self-pity and world-weariness, and went to sleep in her room.

Hang oneself. ...

Because Yu Zi has been closed since childhood, no one will enter her room at all.

In this way, it was not until the body's hair grew from the waist to the floor and its clothes changed from white to dark red that it was discovered by his mother …

My mother burst into tears when she saw this. After dealing with things, my mother couldn't forget the scene. She took everything.

It's my fault that I prefer my second daughter.

In this way, my mother became increasingly weak because of grief, and finally died of depression at the age of 30.

I was holding the doll before I left, as if I thought I had left with my daughter. ...

After the death of mother and daughter, things gradually became dull.

But at night, when crows crow, there is a faint sound.

"mom! I am really lonely "~" Mom! Why are you always away from me? "

The place where the voice came was where their mother and daughter hanged themselves.

And the only thing that belongs to them in the room is the doll with a white face and a smiling face!

In order to calm people's fears, the general sent a sculptor to carve the doll's face into a cat's face (Japan uses cats as its mascot).

But in order to stop it from making a sound (following the general's own fear of his daughter's guilt), the general

People are not allowed to carve mouths on cats' faces.

In this way, the doll has been placed in the Ministry house for more than one hundred years … ..

In a series of wars after the lock-up policy, the Kitamura family was slaughtered, and of course all of them were taken away.

Everything,

In this way, as an antique in the eyes of foreigners-dolls, they were sold everywhere.

Finally, in the past hundred years, dolls have been made public, but the story is still little known.

Because the doll's appearance is pleasing, there are many wild geese floating around.

But ordinary people collect it only because of its attractive appearance.

You must have seen the doll with such a sad story. It is a white-faced cat that used to be human.

↓↓↓↓ (Please pull to the end)

Hello kitty!

62. This story happened in China a long time ago.

I played a guessing game with scissors, stone and cloth all afternoon, my good friends.

Go home together, take a walk …

Si Tong noticed an oil lamp by the roadside, just like Aladdin's magic lamp.

He picked it up curiously and dusted it off.

Suddenly, white smoke came out of the bottle of Ran Ran magic lamp.

A dragon slowly emerged from the white smoke. ..

But the dragon is dry and a little malnourished.

He said, "Who let me out?" Fuzzy

Stone said: I let you out.

Dragon: "Oh … Ahem … Then I can give you a wish …" "

Stone: "Ah ... only one. Oh, there are three. "

Dragon: "I'm sorry ... because I'm a half-toned dragon ... if you don't want to, forget it ..." "

Si Tong: "OK ... and then ... can you make all three of us adults?" We are tired of guessing boxing every day.

. "

Dragon: "Oh ... I'll try … but maybe only one can succeed … because I'm a semitone dragon …" "

The dragon coughed a few times and spat at the three of them respectively.

The three people gradually began to be shrouded in white smoke, and the dragon gradually disappeared into the three-character sutra.

Wait until the white smoke clears. ...

Stone or stone, scissors or scissors, but cloth is no longer cloth, cloth has successfully transformed into human beings!

When one family is happy and two families are sad,

Someone happened to pass by here and saw this scene.

I recorded him,

This man is Mencius.

He wrote:

…………….

Cloth succeeded and became a man.

Then this statement spread to later generations and was added to Chinese textbooks.

63. An old man in a family passed away.

Because of the public sacrifice, the body was frozen.

Please come out after the public sacrifice.

It happened to be hot at that time,

There were thawed water droplets on the body,

Grandson beside to see, very nervous shout loudly:

"Grandma, grandma ... grandpa is sweating ..."

Grandma replied:

"Shh ... Grandpa died for the first time, so nervous! 」

64. One day, a man met God. ..

God suddenly kindly gave the man a wish.

God asked …

Do you have any wishes …

The man wanted to think. ...

I heard that cats have nine lives. ...

Then please give me nine lives. ..

God said, ..

Your wish has come true. ...

One day, that man was idle and bored …

I want to say die. ...

There are nine lives anyway

Lying on the tracks ...

As a result, a train passed by. ...

That man is still dead ...

Why is this?

Because that train has 10 cars …