The legend of scrambled eggs

On the bed, an old man. Under the bed, a young man stood with his head down. Put a stool beside the bed, and there is a plate of scrambled eggs on the stool. The old man is eating eggs.

"Do we have eggs?" The old man spoke.

"No, these are the last two." The young man replied respectfully.

"The eggs are gone. It seems that my time has come. " There was a flicker of sadness in the old man's eyes. "Dan, let those old hens who don't lay eggs go. You should go, go to Beijing and never come back. "

"But I can do nothing but scrambled eggs."

"That's enough. Whoever can eat your scrambled eggs is a blessing that he has cultivated eight generations. "

Beijing, Dan is on the street in Beijing.

O eggs under the telephone pole eyes staring blankly, with a note:

newcomer

*** N:

Requirements: young, handsome, healthy and humorous.

Treatment: the work is easy, and the monthly salary is over 10,000.

Adan didn't notice this. He stared at a bracket under the note: (Recruit another chef).

The recruit is a big fat man. Adan found that several chefs had come, all of which were distinguished by various knives, pots and bowls. I have nothing and I'm not afraid.

"What will you do?" I don't know when it's time to lay eggs. The fat man looks impatient.

"I can scramble eggs." A dancer feels like an egg, an egg about to be fried.

"What, scrambled eggs? Will you really scramble eggs? " The fat man looked dumbfounded, and all eyes in the lobby were focused on the eggs.

"Yes, I can only scramble eggs." A Dan is getting more and more nervous and her voice is getting smaller and smaller.

"You wait, don't go away, I'll find someone." Said the big fat man and turned into the patios. Dan stood awkwardly in the hall, listening to the chefs pointing.

"You scrambled eggs so young. Most of them are liars. See how he makes a fool of himself. "

"If you can't learn well at a young age, you will learn to lie."

"What is scrambled eggs? Why haven't you heard of them? " The questioner is a young cook.

"Twenty years ago, after the disappearance of the most famous scrambled egg king in Beijing, no one dared to scramble eggs." A voice with a head jar voice and a head jar spirit came. Looking back, everyone is one of the chefs who came to apply. The man opened his mouth and saw that his tongue was missing, which was very scary.

"Scrambled eggs can only be a myth for chefs. No one can fry them well, except scrambled egg king. Unfortunately, he disappeared 20 years ago. Nobody knows where he is. He may be dead, alas. "

Dan wanted to run away at once, but he hesitated at the thought of the fat man. The head of an egg is getting lower and lower, and it is almost touching the ground. Just as he was teetering, he suddenly heard a noise in the inner hall, and the two men rushed out: walking in front was a tall and powerful old man with a straight back, a long beard and no noise, a pair of eyes protruding outward, flashing eyes and no anger; Followed by a fat old man, but kind-hearted, round body, eyes half closed, as if he could never sleep. The tall old man rushed into the lobby and shouted, "where are the people who can scramble eggs?" Where are the people who can scramble eggs? Come out and let the old lady meet you. " At the sight of the battle, Adan shrank in the corner in fear, afraid to make a sound.

"Is that you?" The egg was finally found. The two old people looked at Ah Egg with a trace of disappointment in their tone. "I thought it was an old man. It turned out to be a hairy child. Only you can scramble eggs? " The tall old man grabbed Adan: "If you dare to lie to me, I won't rip your head off!" " "The fat old man gently shook off the old man's hand, and a face of reproach said," The second child is old, and so on. What happened? Look at this child. " Turned to look at the eggs, "don't be afraid, my brother just mentioned scrambled eggs this virtue, no wonder he. The last time I ate scrambled eggs 20 years ago, no one in Beijing could scramble eggs, and we were both greedy. It depends on whether you can shine today, haha. "

In a blink of an eye, the lobby has been properly arranged, with clean and white chopping boards, neat and bright natural gas stoves, stainless steel woks, kitchen knives, seasoning pots, pots and pans all in good order. There is nothing else on the chopping board, only four complete eggs.

Standing in front of the fire, Dan is no longer nervous. For 20 years, his most familiar place is the kitchen. Only here can he find his self-confidence that will soon be wiped out in the metropolis.

The tall old man looked at Adan and said proudly, "What's the matter? The conditions are ok. You can fire it. "

Adan glanced at all kinds of decorations, raised his eyelids and said lightly, "I won't fry."

"Why? Are you bragging? "

"No, I scrambled eggs for three reasons: I scrambled eggs without a stove; No oil, no frying; No eggs are not fried. "

The two old people looked at each other and their faces lit up. The fat old man spoke; "This furnace is a Di Chin brand natural gas furnace, which has 36 holes and 12 large holes for gas supply, and can freely adjust the firepower, and has a circulating gas supply system to ensure the complete combustion of natural gas. Equipped with boss brand range hood, absolutely environmentally friendly. Does this stove meet your requirements? Look at this oil, Arowana brand pure plant blending oil, which absolutely meets the requirements of human health. Can't you tell me the condition of this oil? Look at this egg again. It's highland soil eggs that just came out of the chicken house today. This egg is also ... "

Before the words were finished, Adan said coldly, "This is not an egg, this is a duck egg."

"Ah, your hand didn't touch, the egg didn't break. What makes you say it's a duck egg? "

"The difference between eggs and duck eggs is obvious from the color and eggshell. Real earth eggs are brown and duck eggs are white; The shell of an egg is delicate, unlike this duck egg, which has a rough shell. The most important thing is that real earth eggs will never grow so big. " An egg stared at the egg and explained, with a confident face.

"Ha ha, it was a master. I can see through the mystery at a glance. Yes, this is a duck egg. This is our brother. He wants to test you. Come and change eggs. "

There was a commotion in the lobby, and a deep voice came again: "It's really a chef, who can distinguish eggs from duck eggs by eyes. You know, even a real old hen can't tell the difference between an egg and a duck egg. Everything she hatches is the same. "

"Yes, I didn't see it. It's amazing! " The young man's voice rang again.

"Don't talk about you. Chefs in Beijing talk less than 30,000, more than 65,438+10,000. Few people can tell the difference between eggs and duck eggs with the naked eye. I think this person will be able to fry an extraordinary egg. " People who talk with a head-jar voice and a head-jar spirit look terrible, but when they talk, people can't help but want to listen.

"Boss, why are you so familiar with scrambled eggs?" The young man cried strangely.

"Ha ha, I'm only a few years older than you. I ate scrambled eggs once 20 years ago and fell into this ill-defined disease. Do you think I can be unfamiliar? "

"Ah, so powerful, let's hear it."

"Ha ha, let's talk when you are free. You see, he has started to scramble eggs. " The hall was silent. I only heard the roar of natural gas burning.

Adan has picked up four eggs from the chopping board, slowly broken them one by one and put them in a big bowl. Then the left hand picked up the bowl, and the right hand grabbed a pair of ivory chopsticks and stirred them quickly. The action was getting faster and faster, and the egg paste was hit more than a foot high, but it seemed to be pulled by the line and fell into the bowl steadily. Hot pot, pour oil and lay eggs in one go. I heard a loud noise and the eggs in the pot exploded. After the egg paste of four eggs is fried, the egg blossoms have overflowed the side of the pot and the fragrance is overflowing instantly. An egg was shoveled at random, put into the pot and put on the plate. As the egg flower is put into the dish, the surrounding fragrance seems to be enchanted and all of it is wrapped in the egg.

A few young onlookers just couldn't hold it, and followed the fragrance to the front of the stove. Thanks to the protection of the ropes around them, they stopped and became a little more awake. Adan put his hands flat on his chest and slowly pressed down until his hands hung between his pants and stood aside to finish the work.

I saw two old people can't wait, holding chopsticks and rushing forward to munch. They were too busy studying to comment. For a long time, the two old people looked at each other in tears.

"Second, how many years have you said you haven't eaten scrambled eggs?"

"It has been 20 years, 20 years. When I scrambled eggs, I thought it sounded perfect. I didn't expect to eat again after 20 years, and the people who did it changed. "

"Speak, scrambled eggs king who are you? Tell me where he is. " The tall old man stared straight at the egg.

"Scrambled eggs king? I have no idea. " Dan is a little confused.

"Good boy, how dare you lie? See how I punish you! " The tall old man got up and was about to go forward, but Adan was so scared that he even retreated a few steps.

The fat old man grabbed the egg, blinked and asked, "Young man, why don't you fry another plate of eggs right away and let others try it?"

A egg noodle is reluctant: "No, I have rules. I can only fry one plate of eggs a day. I have fried it today. You can only invite them early tomorrow morning. "

"Ha ha ha ha, a day can only fry a plate of eggs! Who but scrambled egg king can make such strange rules? I don't care who you are, the position of chef today is yours. I wonder if you would like to? "

Dan was overjoyed. What scrambled egg king has flown to the outside world? I didn't expect a plate of scrambled eggs to get a job.

Dad is right: as long as you can scramble eggs, that's enough.

The young people on the sidelines withdrew. In recent years, the economy has been depressed, and many people have been laid off. This job seems hopeless, but at least we should argue: "No, we haven't cooked yet. How can we compete?" The tall old man sneered: "Hum, which one of you has the ability to eat this leftover egg and see who has the face to argue with me again."

How can young people bear such an impact? They have long accepted it, picked up chopsticks and picked up a piece. "no!" Outside a loud scream, is the voice of the head jar voice jar spirit. Just then, the egg has been put in the mouth. I saw that the young man chewed very fast, and the muscles on his face seemed to shake uncontrollably. As he chewed more and more, a stream of blood gushed from his mouth, making him unable to stop chewing, and his expression was extremely horrible. Everyone was frightened, so Ah Dan rushed over, aimed at his mouth, punched fiercely, and the young man sprayed all over the floor to stop the crazy action.

The chef with a broken head quickly stepped forward and looked at the things on the ground. That's a young man's tongue!

"Scrambled eggs under the king of scrambled eggs can be eaten by ordinary people. Without 10 years of gas-saving efforts, I tasted its delicacy for the first time. I don't want to chew it crazily. If I can't hold it, I'll bite my tongue off. Twenty years ago, I don't know the depth. I ate it once and bit off half my tongue. Today, you made the same mistake and bit off your whole tongue. It seems that you are still not as good as me. "

A man with a voice in his head looked at Adan: "For 20 years, the chef industry has been calm for 20 years. It seems that your appearance will make people bleed again. "

An egg looked at him bobbing away, and suddenly it seemed to be dreaming.

The Ancient Xuanwumen Spring and Autumn Zhuo Xin Classics of the Fugitive of Postgraduate Entrance Examination