Joker teacher Zhiling (1)

Yu Zhiling is the teacher who taught "Advertising Persuasiveness" with Teacher Fan Deng last night. His words are crisp and clear, his laughter is magical, and the book is very practical. If you haven’t heard enough, prepare to continue listening.

Let me ask a certain degree. Mr. Zhiling is a doctor of management, a postdoctoral fellow in corporate management, a national psychological counselor, a senior media commentator, a psychological and emotional expert, and a public opinion management expert. His true identity is He is a teacher at a certain university.

In fact, she also volunteered to be a matchmaker for unmarried people in her circle of friends, a proper slash youth.

I have been paying attention to her circle of friends. In the process of communicating with the young man to introduce the target, Teacher Zhiling had a lot of interesting exchanges, and it felt like she had another identity: a jokester.

1. "Sister, I came here because of your reputation. I want you to introduce me to a partner."

"Okay, what do you do?"

"Emotional counselor"

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"...So, are you a good doctor after a long illness?"

2. I asked a doctor in artificial intelligence for marriage, and a lot of people rushed to recruit and recommend [facepalm] ]

Another one, in order to recruit talents for the team, decided to go on a blind date in person.

This kind of spirit of dedication to the cause really moved me. [Bitter]

3. A boy with an annual income of nearly 2 million came to me for consultation and planning to tailor a plan for getting out of singles.

I said, what industry are you in?

He said, Internet social app.

Social app. . .

I [cover my face]

4. A girl said, "Sister, I don't need to find someone with an annual salary of 1 million 996, I just need to find a stable job, have my own time, and earn annual income One hundred thousand is fine."

I said, "Do you think you have lowered your standards? [face covering]

In Hangzhou, those boys who work overtime to earn a million a year are Those who have their own house; those who are sophisticated and have a leisurely income of 100,000 yuan a year are those who have money at home." 5. "Why do you want to meet her at a coffee shop? Just give me her WeChat account! "A boy asked me.

I said, "I've seen you like this too many times. You get cold chatting online and can't meet anyone at all!

Don't overestimate your abilities. You If you can chat with me about your wife through WeChat, why should you just use Shake? ”

6. A boy born in the 1980s said, “I have an annual income of one million, a house and a car. When looking for a partner, why can’t I compete with the boys born in 1995 who have nothing?”

I said, “When the boys born in 1995 are like you, they will have your income.

But you will never become as tall, handsome and young as him. "[bitter][bitter]

"It hurts my heart, sister" he said [bitter][bitter].

7. #There is always a strange person who will drive you crazy#

I had a video chat with a boy to learn about the situation, and found that both of us were born in the year of Snake. The boy was very happy and said, "Miss, I think you are a very nice person, and your appearance is more in line with my taste. What do you think of me?" If you think I'm good, why don't we meet, and I'll disappear from that girl.

I was really confused and quickly told him that although you and I are both Snakes, I am a whole lot older than you, and my baby is already 5 years old!

The boy was silent and immediately ran out of the room. He photographed an uncle with his cell phone for a few seconds, then fled back to the room and said: Little sister, this is my dad just now. He and my mother have been divorced for many years, and my mother is abroad. Although he is a bit older, he is still quite handsome. His pension is very high and his house is very big. It doesn’t matter if you bring your children over! If you think it's appropriate, I'll help you meet.

I am really speechless, who is on the blind date? When you make an introduction to someone, do you not even ask if they are single?

8. "Sister, I want to find a girlfriend. She doesn't want to be short, ugly and poor, she doesn't want to spend money, she doesn't want to be emotional, she doesn't have low education, she doesn't want to be too lazy, she doesn't want to be a Virgo, she doesn't want to be from other provinces..."

"Then, does she want to live on earth?" I said

There are more interesting things, I won't go into them, a smile appeared on my face, are you blackmailing me or are you blackmailing me? Teacher Zhiling.