Write a composition with a humorous prince

1. Help me write some jokes that can make girls happy, and the cat will be thrown off the plane.

Animals take turns telling jokes when flying. If they can't make everyone laugh, throw them off the plane. The cat spoke first, and all the animals laughed. Except the pig, the cat was thrown off the plane. The monkey went on to say that everyone laughed their heads off, but the pig still didn't laugh, and the monkey was thrown off the plane. It's the chicken's turn to talk. The chicken was too scared to speak, but the pig smiled. The animals are very strange: the chicken hasn't spoken yet. What are you laughing at? The pig replied: the cat's joke is really funny!

University memory

A buddy said gloomily, "I was rejected by MM!" The other said, "You figured it out like this. After being rejected, MM's sisters told me. " The buddy next to him said, "You are so lucky. The news that I was rejected was transmitted to the boys' dormitory through the girls' dormitory, and then my buddy told me. " The last one said, "Ah bah, I saw the news that I was rejected on the' Top Ten Today' in our school BBS!"

That brother was earlier.

With my diploma and resume, I got something from the recruitment center that hardly overwhelmed me. I got on a tricycle, and the driver of the tricycle asked me, "Are you a graduate of XX Agricultural University this year?" I said, "What a coincidence, I am a graduate of XX Agricultural University in the 88th session, and pointed to an old man wearing shoes on the roadside:" That elder brother was earlier, in the class of 77th ". I almost fell off a tricycle.

Crossing: Back to Qing Dynasty

An otaku always laments the untimely birth and thinks that he can become a great talent in governing the country in ancient times. I finally had a chance to cross, and when I opened my eyes, I found myself in a luxurious house surrounded by countless gold, silver and jewels. Come to think of it, I am an important official around the emperor. Just as he was proud, a eunuch suddenly sent an imperial edict announcing his entry into the temple. The man asked in a low voice what the so-called thing was, and the eunuch replied, "My Lord, the emperor has died." (Commentary: After entering Xiao Shenyang, Gan Long died, and Xiao Shenyang was given death by his successor Jiaqing. )

2. The Happy Prince continued his 400-word composition. After the Happy Prince gave everything to his people, his soul flew to heaven.

When God saw it, he took him into the Heavenly Palace and enjoyed the happiness with him. After a few days, the happy prince began to be unhappy, and God saw his inner anxiety. So, the Happy Prince was reincarnated into this world, but only from a rich merchant family. Happy prince happened to see a woman wearing ordinary clothes, but vaguely revealed noble temperament, and the woman just smiled at the happy prince, and the happy prince fell in love with the girl.

One day, at the court ball, he met the girl again, but this time her identity was not a civilian, but the princess of the current king, Snow White. The Happy Prince asked her to dance, and she agreed. Snow White also fell in love with the prince. So, at the end of the dance. The happy prince took her hand and asked the king to allow him to marry Snow White. The king refused. The king said to the happy prince, you must subdue the invincible lion and defeat the nine-headed dragon. . Mm-hmm. Finally, I must pick the golden apples from the giant's garden before I can marry my baby daughter.

The happy prince went to finish the task, but when he came back, he heard that the princess had married the prince of Dongsheng Island. The prince is full of remorse. A kind soldier told him the route of the princess's wedding. After listening to this, the happy prince made full preparations. He wanted to be with the princess forever.

On the wedding day, the motorcade passed by the door of Happy Prince's house, and Happy Prince jumped out and grabbed the princess and ran away. The troops chased after them and saw only a cliff ahead. There was no way out. They knelt on the ground and prayed to heaven. If they agree to be together, the clouds in the sky will disperse. If they don't, we'll jump off the cliff. Three minutes have passed, and the clouds in the sky have not dispersed. So they jumped off the cliff hand in hand. After a gust of wind, two butterflies flew from the canyon, and their souls were sublimated in heaven!

3. I like the 200-word article of Prince. How to write the feelings of the little prince after reading 200 words?

This week, I read a book called The Little Prince.

This story is beautiful and interesting, with simple form and beautiful words, especially the pictures inside, which I like very much.

It tells the story of a pilot who crashed his plane in the Sahara desert. The pilot met the little prince in the desert. He lives on the asteroid B6 12. Later, the little prince went on a trip. He came to seven asteroids inhabited by different people, including an asteroid inhabited by a king, an asteroid inhabited by a vain man, an asteroid inhabited by an alcoholic, an asteroid inhabited by a businessman and an asteroid inhabited by a lamplighter. Later, the little prince came to earth.

I like the little prince because he is kind and interesting. I also like the pilot, because he let the little prince know the earth.

I like the book Little Prince.