A sketch performed by five people (3 men and 2 women) in grade five, a New Year's Day program, is funny and novel.

People: 2 examiners, 3 recruiters (a company recruits purchasing directors) Recruiters: Long Min, an agricultural farmer, a talented person with no social background, and Zhen Youquan, the son of an official. Brilliant (hands back, pacing, thinking up): Time flies. In the usual market, I also come to fight for the right of chastity (suit and tie, striding forward): according to my own investigation, it is really difficult to ask for a good job in this increasingly competitive market. Comrades, I'm here to recruit for survival. The first examiner said: You are all here to recruit. What our company wants is talents in procurement, either with education or experience. You are all educated people. . Suddenly, a man in rags ran into the door, running so fast that he almost fell down. ) The farmer who broke into the house scratched his head and said lightly: Elder sister, I'm sorry I'm late (the assistant examiner was furious): Who is your elder sister? This girl is only the age of flower season! Huh? How can such a person suddenly appear! # Jingjing Jingjing (Long Min looks at the examiner in surprise and says): Big sister? There are no flowers in my village, just one! (Exaggerated, describe the flowers with a hug gesture) (Assistant examiner clenched his fist to suppress his anger): OK. Now introduce yourself, including your name, address, age, nationality, birthday, gender, marital status and education. . . . Submit it (the three recruiters are surprised) (the examiner says with a smile): Don't bother, just submit your name and education. You have the right: that's more like it, otherwise I thought it was a police station! Thai Youcai: My name is Thai Youcai, which is Thai in Thailand. I graduated with a master's degree After the edification of school culture, the tempering of society and the test of life, I came to your company to recruit. I will purchase my knowledge for the company, use my culture to purchase, and bring the world outlook, values and outlook on honor and disgrace to the overall interests of the company. . . . Assistant Examiner: Stop, Vilti, next! (Too talented to hold her glasses and tilt her head back) Zhen Youquan: My name is Zhen Youquan, Zhen Dezhi. I graduated from that H university because of social competition. Well, I came to this company, and then I unexpectedly wanted to hire this position. That's all, thank you. Long Min: My name is Long Min, and I am the dragon of dragons (laughter). I have nothing but rich experience. Please listen to the next synthesis for details. Zhen Youquan: After all, it's Long Min, whose name won such a farmer examiner: OK, OK, OK, let's start asking questions. Assistant examiner: If there is a beautiful girl in front of you, how can you buy yourself off and let her bear you? Long Min: Examiner, can you not? I once had a daughter-in-law, and I was afraid that she wouldn't let me sleep in the bed. (indignant) Deputy Examiner: Hypothesis, hypothesis, understand? ! ! Long Min: Suppose, oh. Too talented: hey, I feel sorry for those who have no knowledge. Brilliant: I will read a very emotional sentence to make her submit to my literary talent. I will call all the traffic policemen back and shout loudly in the center where the girl presents: beautiful girl: Zhen Youquan, I really love you. Long Min: I'm still scared, but I must seize the opportunity. I will say: elder sister, I can cook, I can wash clothes, I can farm, I can take care of the baby, but I can't have you. This article is from Ceba assistant examiner. Com: That's brilliant. Do you think a poem can impress that girl? If so, many old ladies will fall in love with you every day, because you talk a lot every day. Now, read a poem and see if you can let the aunt across the street (selling smelly things) {this sentence can be used in Changsha dialect} bear your burden Assistant examiner: Zhen has the right, and you said you could ask all the traffic police to help you. Well, a person goes to the street to find a girl and says loudly that you love her, to see if she will call you crazy! Deputy examiner: Long Min, hey, do you want another girl to give you a baby just because you look like a bear? Do you think others are your domestic pigs? If you want to have children, you should regard them as a fortress. Long Min: Examiner, it is wartime, so there is no fortress. If all the able-bodied men in our village have picked up hoes to fight the Japanese fortress, is it my turn? Assistant examiner: Hey, you, this is still a hypothesis, a hypothesis! ! Hey, I'm confused, Long Min. Why did you join our recruitment? Long Min: I have experience (patting my chest, holding my head high, proudly saying) # China, China, China, China, China: Do you have experience? Then why do you say the donkey's head is wrong? Long Min (aggrieved): No, I really have experience. You see, I have sold chickens at home, pigs in the village, cows in the village and blood in the city. Isn't this all experience? Oh, by the way, when I was selling cattle, a young man in his early 20 s told me, Uncle, how dare you sell cattle on the road? You are really the one between A Niu and Niu C, that's why I am. I'm still thinking, how can I buy a cow and become a cow ABC? (The assistant examiner bows his head and is silent for a moment) Then he looks up and says, I think you can go home and sell blood.

Long Min: Examiner, what you said is wrong. I sell blood in the city, not at home. I don't have that kind of equipment at home. Assistant examiner: Hey! (Shaking his head) Examiner: Now, how do you think you should buy yourself so that girls can bear themselves? Long Min: I think so. . . Assistant examiner: Stop and don't talk. Squat aside with me (Long Min unfortunately walks to the podium). Zhen Youquan: I think there is something wrong with this question. Assistant examiner: Nonsense, no problem. Can you call me a question? Brilliant: I think this question is worth discussing. If I am allowed to call my tutor and ask the examiner: you. . . . Examiner: Why do you think this question is so difficult? Long Min, too talented, Zhen Youquan,: This is not a good question {Long Min stands up from the table} The examiner said savagely: Long Min, who told you to get up? Go back and squat down and put your hands on your head. Associate examiner: What's wrong with this question? (Long Min stands up to the stage again) Long Min says, are you willing to betray yourself? Ceba deputy examiner Com: Who told you to sell yourself? Long Min said: Isn't buying yourself equal to selling yourself? Examiner: Are you willing to betray yourself? (The examiner is angry and the other two recruiters laugh) Examiner: Don't you look like a commodity now? Living in this highly competitive environment, there are too many people with educational background. With more experience and poor self-procurement, do you think there will be a company to undertake you? Just now the examiner just gave an example. Actually, that girl is the job you are looking for. If you can't let that girl bear you, it means you can't let the company you are looking for bear you. In the end, you still have nothing. I hope you can understand. In fact, before you came to our company to recruit, we made a detailed investigation of you. We used to know something about you, and our company really needs talents like you. You are very talented and have a deep academic background, and you can make great contributions to the company in conquering customers. Zhen has the right, is calm when things go wrong, and is good at using personal relationships to achieve the purpose of purchasing. Long Min, although you have a little knowledge, I believe most bosses still like to do business with honest people, at least they will be honest. So you three are hired temporarily, with a probation period of 2 months.

(Long Min, too talented, Zhen has the right to be surprised) Too talented: I'm sorry, examiner, I think it's unfair. I believe in my knowledge, so I hope the four examiners can give us another chance. We have to convince four examiners to hire our examiner: OK, what about Zhen? Zhen Youquan: I never knew how to write "admit defeat". I agree with what I said (the examiner laughed): Well (four examiners and the first two recruiters looked at Long Min with suspicious eyes) (Long Min hung her hand in fear): My daughter-in-law informed me when I went out and wanted to know more about the city when she came out. I tell you, I listened to my daughter-in-law, so I followed in the footsteps of the first two college students in the city. (Laughter) Examiner: Then we will investigate three people at the same time tomorrow. (Applause) [Closing]