Collect funny advertising words

Beauty salon: Please don't flirt with the lady who came out of our hospital. She may be your grandmother.

Travel: Please fly to the Arctic for your honeymoon, where the night lasts for 24 hours.

Siemens: Our maintenance personnel all over the world are annoyed.

Printing company: printing everything except banknotes.

Adhesive: It can bond everything except a broken heart.

Tire: Work hard, as long as there is breath.

Car: Its only drawback is that when running at a speed of 100 km, you can still hear every word your mother-in-law nags in the back seat.

Adhesive: It can bond everything except a broken heart.

Jiaozi Store Advertising: All-encompassing.

Lime factory advertisement: starting from scratch

Pawnshop advertising: well deserved

Hat company advertisement: take people by "hat"

Typewriter advertisement: no strangers.

No-smoking advertisement: Please don't smoke in order to make the carpet have no holes and your lungs have no holes.

Cosmetic advertising: put "spots" as soon as possible, but don't leave "pox"

Traffic safety advertisement: God is not perfect. He prepared spare parts for cars, but people didn't.

A road traffic advertisement: If your car can swim, please don't brake and go straight.

New book advertisement: the author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel!

Flower shop advertisement: The price of roses in our shop is the lowest today. You can even buy some roses for your wife.

I'm hungry, feed me: the advertisement on Qingdao trash can

Give Ideal Space: Beijing Lanhuaguo Apartment

Canadian bubbles appear all over the United States: Canadian beer.

Keep pace with the times: American timekeeping company

Preserve the memory that will not be erased by time: the cedar box in the alley

Please don't apply this medicine to places with long hair: American P.K.D hair restorer.

We fooled the sun: artist lighting company

Playboy travels all over the world: Playboy cigarettes

Don't be late: cigars

The world must be beautiful: beautiful air conditioning.

We make the world simple: American HTC.

Life news: news changes life.

Next stop: reading changes walking.

Jiefang Daily: Understanding Shanghai's First Choice

Morning News: News Power Optimizes Life

World News: The earth is big and the eyeballs are big.

Yangcheng Evening News: True knowledge affects life.

Beijing Youth Daily: Where there is news, there is us.

Beijing Daily Courier: One piece of news is another.

Beijing Evening News: The evening news is not the evening news.

Collection of legal documents: good people are rewarded.

"Working lunch": Morning Post and Evening News.

265438+20th Century Business Herald: News creates value.

Global Times: Watching the world with you

Sanlian Life Weekly: A magazine and the life he advocated.

New Economy: White Paper on Economic Phenomena in China

Bund Pictorial: Public trust is vitality. Where there are opinions, there is foresight.

New york Times: All news suitable for publication.

Economist: That's a good thing. You can't be cold at the top.

Southern Weekend: Calmness is a realm rationality, a 20-year maturity, and feelings remain the same.

7. Haier: Haier, made in China.

8. China Unicom: Love is a Chinese knot and Unicom is universal.

9. Business communication: Technology makes you more relaxed.

10. Fiyada: Once you have it, you have no choice.

1 1. Li Ning: Keep the excitement for yourself.

13. Changyu: legendary quality, a century of Changyu.

14. Xinfei refrigerator: The advertisement of Xinfei is good, but not good.

18. remy martin: As soon as remy martin opens up, good things will come naturally.

19. Luxury car advertising language

Fiat Auto: Initiating a new era of Fiat, thoroughly remoulding and threatening, Super Rema 1000.

Chrysler: If you don't consider our Chrysler when you buy it, you will suffer, not only you, but also us.

Scarab car in Germany: The appearance of the car has remained unchanged, so the appearance is ugly, but the performance has been improving.

Bondiak: It's beautiful to sit inside, and it's more pleasant to be seen sitting inside.

Franklin: A car that will never cause you trouble.

BMW: Even if it is torn down, it will still be a beauty.

Toyota Motor Corporation of Japan: Eventually there will be a road, and there will be a Toyota.

Cadillac: Power, speed and luxury.

The advertisement for enrollment in the French class reads:

If you don't like this course after a class, you can ask for a refund of your tuition, but you must speak it in French.

The advertisement of a cosmetics company in Hong Kong is:

Find it early and don't leave it.

An American newspaper published an advertisement like this:

Recruitment of female secretary:

Look like a young girl, think like a grown man, act like a mature lady, and work like a donkey!

Eye drops advertisement:

After dropping this eye drop, turn your eyes a few times to make the eye drops spread all over the world.

The advertisement on the tombstone

There is an inscription on a tombstone in Scotland, which reads: Here lies hermes McTaiwei. His grieving wife inherited his thriving business, the vegetable shop, which is open until 8 pm every day on the expressway 1 1.

On the wall of a barber shop, there is such an advertisement:

Don't think that you have lost your hair, but that you have won face.

The English country barber shop put up a wooden sign on the bridge, which read:

Gentlemen, I want your heads.

A travel agency in the Netherlands advertised: "Please fly to the Arctic for your honeymoon! The local night lasts for 24 hours. "

A Swiss travel company warned on a billboard: "Go to the Alps quickly, the mountains will be gone in 6000 years!"

Restaurant advertisement: Please come to our restaurant for dinner! Otherwise, you and I will starve.

Air conditioning advertisement: This product is the loneliest maintenance worker in the world.

Safety advertisement: If you are addicted to alcohol, you can drink here, but you should leave your address first so that you can send the ashes to your family.

Dentist's office: "Please feel free to fill your teeth, even if he or she kisses you, you won't notice."

Gas station billboard: "If you are addicted to cigarettes, you can smoke here. But please leave your address so that your ashes can be sent to your family. "

The milk factory advertised in the newspaper: "If you eat a bottle of fresh milk produced by our factory every day for 52 14 weeks, you can live to 100 years old!"

"You will learn to frown skillfully here, so that people will think you are an honest person at first sight," read an advertisement for enrollment in a "facial expression institute" in Chicago.

The advertisement of a water heater product: "Don't just look at the high price of this product. If you buy a cheap water heater, you will be in trouble. "

Cosmetic advertisement: This product is most attractive to men, so a self-defense teaching material is attached with the product.

Spend some advertising: send some flowers to the people you love most, but don't forget your wife.

Perfume advertisement: This product can attract the opposite sex most, so a self-defense teaching material is attached with the product.

Barber shop advertisement: although unscathed, it is hard work.

Expressway advertisement: 30 kilometers per hour, you can go to the garage; Speed 100 km, you can get home safely;

Speed 150 km, you can go to the hospital; 200 kilometers per hour, congratulations, you can meet God.

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Even if you tear it apart, it is still a kind of beauty.

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It is a beautiful thing to sit inside, and it is even more pleasant to be seen sitting inside.

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The appearance of the car has not changed, so it is ugly, but its performance has been improving.

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If you don't consider our Chrysler car when buying a car, you will suffer-not only you, but also we.

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Is she cute?

Fiat car >>& gt& gt& gt

Create a new era of Fiat, thoroughly remould oneself, menacing, Super Rema 1000.

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Combine strength, speed and luxury.

Volkswagen >>& gt& gt& gt

Small is good Toyota-everything will be fine in the end, and there will be Toyota.

Bora-driver's car

Maxima-thunder power, indulge thousands of miles.

Maxima II- How wild the heart is, how far the future is.

Fukang-all aspects really satisfy you.

Jeep-heroism

Liberate the truck-you have to liberate it at the critical moment.

Liberation truck-money-making machine

Golf-a masterpiece-feels at home at first sight.

Chery Fengyun-Everything moves.

Fukang-take Fukang road and take Fukang car.

Santana-owning Santana is not afraid to travel all over the world.

Jetta-Rational Choice

Make a budget of 5438+ 10 in June, communicate more, want to be comprehensive, and choose Jacky Dida Medicine to save you money.

February flu prevention, the disease occurs all year round, migratory birds fly with hidden dangers, gold poison to solve your troubles.

In March, the temperature was chaotic, and the kidneys were branched and spotted. The book of green gods is the main edition, and Duke prevents reinfection.

In April, I breathed easily, coughed and snored, and I took the lead for Mi Xing. I have chosen a desk bell for more than 20 days.

Florfenicol is the first choice for large intestine infarction in May, which has no harm to the stomach and liver, so it is not often used for brooding.

June coccidiosis, screaming abdominal pain turned upside down. Aimeiqingyuan for prevention and Qiubaining for treatment.

In high temperature days in July, necrotizing enteritis is easy to occur, and red, yellow, white and green feces are mixed, which has obvious intestinal toxicity. Changtai amuses the chicken. If the effect is good, Changji Ling should be mixed in the ingredients.

Bursal disease occurred in August, with fever and carbon-like stool. It is a good plan to prepare capsules with poison. The poison was defeated and dissipated forever. After five days, the condition is slow, so it is not appropriate to interrupt electrolytic use.

In September, the autumn is crisp and the climate is dry. Adding Kaixin 3000 feed can promote blood circulation, promote diuresis, protect liver, strengthen stomach, stop diarrhea and relieve sore throat, reduce feed ratio and make money. Chickens, ducks and pigs Niu Yi is very happy all the year round.

Liver disease is very common in June of 5438+ 10. Therefore, Du Sanbai should be used within two days, and the serum antibody should not be forcibly moved until 5 or 6 days after epidemic prevention.

1 1, the weather turns cold, chicken plague and duck plague are mixed, and neck stretching and breathing are also paralyzed. Huang Yu drinks were specially used for four days.

Provide good warmth in 65438+February, pay attention to ventilation and reduce ascites. Wen Biqing is Jianwei powder, and invigorating qi and nourishing blood is the key. Breathe out all the ingredients inside, and you can cure asthma in the cold season.

1, Wrigley gum, love to use Wrigley (Wrigley gum advertising language)

2. Endless riding (a motorcycle slogan)

3, a bright and amazing (a kind of eye disease therapeutic device advertising language)

4. The name of the clothes is amazing (a clothing advertisement)

5, no stomach (a slogan of stomach medicine)

6. Be proud of drinking (a drinking slogan)

7. Taste local wine (wine advertising language)

8. Whole food beauty (hotel slogan)

9. Cough can't be delayed (a cough medicine advertisement)

10, Idle wife and good mother (advertising language of a washing machine)

1 1, silent mosquito (an advertisement for mosquito killer)

12, no inflammation in the mouth (advertised by a toothpaste)

13, 100 clothes and 100 clothes (a brand-name clothing advertising language)

14, attracting people into the store (banner of high-end hotel)

15, Wise men have different opinions (ancient bridge air conditioning advertising language)

16, surprise curtain (advertising language of Asian computer 3D animation system)

17, I didn't know Fule until I drank it.

18, Dashihua Petrochemical (Danshu Capsule Advertising Language)

19, Six Gods are taken, and the whole family has no worries (advertising slogan of toilet water with special effects of Six Gods)

20, stomach disease treatment with Sifang (Sifang stomach tablets advertising language)

2 1, China Telecom Trinidad Sound Edge (long-distance telephone advertising language)

22, beauty-wash away the dust all the way (a washing powder advertising language)

23. Hemorrhoids are not old (a slogan of hemorrhoid medicine)

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