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Characters: Brother (Zeng Clever), sister (Zeng Wenrou), cousin, robot (KN) Props: Chairs (3 pieces), remote controls (2 pieces) Place: At home Brother: (Sneaky) Sui entered the scene and looked around, suddenly very excited) Y~E~S, the witch Zeng Wenrou is not at home, what, ask me who Zeng Wenrou is? She is my perverted old girl. She has serious violent tendencies, especially when she fights for the remote control with me every day. It’s not that I was smart and couldn’t beat her. It’s that she is a good man who doesn’t fight with women. After all, we are the same. He was born to a mother, but he still couldn’t do anything about it! Hey, forget it, the ball game is about to start, I will hide the remote control first. Girl: (Listen to the MP3 and enter) Hey, Zeng Chongming, open the door for me, I know you are inside. Brother: (falling off the chair) Ah, ~Dead, dead, the ghost is coming, the ghost is coming (nervous) Sister: Zeng Chongming, did you hear me? Open the door, open the door. Brother: What should I do, what should I do, no, I have to calm down~ Calm down, (open the door ) Ho ho ho ho what? The whole building is about to be trampled by your roar. Don’t think that because you are a black belt in Taekwondo, I am afraid of you. Can you, a little kid like me, call my once smart name? No big or small, no brother.

Sister: Shut up, do you think I am calling you out of curiosity? You are as stupid as a bear, but you still have the nerve to call Zeng Congming? I guess my cousin had a lot of thoughts when he named you. Brother Shui: Yes, my cousin’s brain was indeed filled with water, and it was even burned out. Look at you, you are so rude, you don’t look like a girl at all. Are you embarrassed to call me gentle? I feel like vomiting after hearing this. Girl: Really? I think you should take care of yourself. You, your sister, I am about to graduate from college. Look at you, you are 25 years old this year, and you are still in the third grade of high school in 1999. I think your name should be Brother Zeng, mentally retarded brother: You ~~, you damn girl, no matter how big or small, if I don’t give you some clues today, you won’t know what it means to be an elder brother (roll up your sleeves and show your fists) Sister: Oh? Yeah? (Grabs brother by the collar, ruthlessly) So what exactly is a brother? Brother: Uh~~, this, that, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, it means bear paw, bear paw (compared to palm), you see, I am talking about bear paw. Girl: Humph, if I betray you, hand me the remote control. Come out, (reach out, brother reluctantly takes it out) Oops, EN's hip-hop dance is about to start (two people sit on chairs, fight for the remote control, brother loses again, and is pushed out of the chair by sister) Brother: (looks very aggrieved) Sadist, heartless (the doorbell rang suddenly - ding-dong -) Sister: Open the door. Brother: If you open the door, don't I feel embarrassed? Sister: ~Go~ or not~ go~? (eyes widened) Brother: I......... go Sister: You bitch Brother: Who is it? (Impatient) Uncle: Cousin Brother: Who is it? Uncle: Cousin (loudly) Brother: Who is it? (Roar) Uncle: Cousin (louder) Brother: I am not your cousin: I am your cousin, bastard, open the door quickly (yell loudly) Brother: Oh oh oh, (open the door and pinch his neck excitedly) ) Uncle Cousin: Are you going to strangle me? (Out of breath) Brother: Cousin, save me, she is bullying me. Sister: Shut up, don’t bother me watching TV (Look over and see my cousin) Oh, cousin, are you here? Uncle: YES Sister: My parents are not at home Uncle: YES Sister: This Uncle: YES Sister: That Uncle: YES Sister: Is your head burned out? Uncle: YES Brother: Cousin, are you okay? (Touching his forehead) Uncle: Oh, no, my cousin is joking with you. Let me tell you, everything has to be internationalized now. Even the local pigs can speak foreign languages. Do you think I, a fashionable person, can learn a lot? Are you here to fool around with a sentence in English? Brother: Wow, cousin, do you know English? Sister: OK, let me test you. Uncle: No problem, just come over here. Sister: Let me ask you, how do you say "一" in English? Uncle: This is easy, One. Brother: Cousin, what about "two"? Uncle: one one Sister: Oh, what about "three"? Uncle: one one one Sister: What about one thousand? Uncle: It’s so simple and you still don’t understand? One thousand is one one one one one one, then am I no longer a dog? I'm exhausted. Brother: Hahaha, cousin, you are awesome. Sister: Hey, don't bother me to watch EN. Uncle: What are you watching EN? What's there? Look at this KN robot I bought. I even spent money on coffins just to buy high-tech products. How about it? Not bad, right? Girl: Wow, it’s just like a real person (touch the robot, get beaten) 55555, cousin, he beat my uncle: Who told you to eat his tofu? Oh, I forgot to tell you that he installed anti-wolf equipment Girl: You were so early Uncle Shu: How did I know you were so perverted? He also ran to touch his brother: (holding the remote control, gloating) Haha, Zeng Wenrou, you have today, see if you dare to be so arrogant in the future, KN, slap her again. Girl: (dodge, rush to grab the remote control) Here My brother: No. Uncle: Don’t grab it, give it to me (a sudden call comes, listen to the call) Hey, hey! Show me the robot (exit) Girl: (The two continue to fight) Give it to me, or I’ll beat your brother: No (the two of them are fighting back and forth, accidentally pressing the robot’s dance button, the music starts, the robot Dancing) Girl: Wow, so handsome (the robot stops, the girl reads the words on the remote control) Wow, dancing type, lady type, macho type, wow, I want to see the macho type (the robot turns into a macho man) Brother: (grabs the remote control) Here, I want to see the lady type (the robot turns into a lady) Girl: Here it is, macho man, macho man: Give it to me (starts to snatch it again, suddenly the remote control is broken in half, the robot goes crazy

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