The Constitution of the Drama in the Emperor's New Textbook

Venue: The Palace.

Person: the emperor, the old minister. Honest officials, three riders and two liars.

[The veteran waits for the emperor in the palace, and is an upright official. ]

Officer: Report to Minister, the southeast border of our country is filled with smoke, and our army is losing ground. The situation is tense.

Urgent!

Old minister: I have learned about the invasion of neighboring countries, and I am waiting to report to the emperor urgently. ...

Officer: (urgent question) Where is the emperor?

Old Minister: Try on new clothes in the dressing room!

Emperor: (putting on new clothes) Let's see if my new clothes fit me. [Look in the mirror again. 〕

Old minister: [afraid to disturb the emperor] Your Majesty, (I want to stop) Your Majesty. ...

Emperor: Come on, what are you waiting for? Does this suit fit?

Old minister: I mean ... our border. ...

Emperor: [depressed] Do I need to worry about the border? Look at my clothes.

Officer: Your Majesty, your clothes fit you perfectly. It's just a matter of materials.

Emperor: What about the materials? Is this not good?

Officer: No, no, this material is quite luxurious. It's just ... there are two weavers in Beijing. ...

Old minister: Your Majesty, it is said that these two workers can weave very strange fabrics.

Emperor: If it really happened, why didn't you tell me earlier and get these two weavers for me! [Officials leave,

Bring it here for a while.

Two swindlers were arrested. 〕

Liar (A): [Kneel at the sight of the Emperor. I tell your majesty that a villain can weave the most beautiful cloth in the world.

Liar (B): This kind of cloth is not only extraordinarily beautiful in color and pattern, but also the clothes sewed are very strange.

Strange characteristics

Emperor: (urgent question) What are the characteristics?

Liar (a): Anyone who is incompetent or hopelessly stupid can't see this dress.

Veteran and official: (a little nervous) Your Majesty, I'm afraid this is unbelievable!

Emperor: (examining the faces of two officials) (after thinking, talking to himself) That is an ideal dress! branch

Go two officials)

You go to the national treasury and get me some money. ]

(to two swindlers) Can I see who is incompetent in my kingdom in this dress?

Two liars: (overjoyed) Of course, of course, it's Shang Shengming! [Old minister holds silver ingot]

Emperor: (Joy) Give them the money quickly. Find a spacious room in the palace and give them the thinnest room.

Raw silk, the most

Good gold, knit the cloth as soon as possible! Make arrangements quickly. I'm going to the dressing room.

[All below]

The second field

Venue: Group Room.

Liars A and B: [Busy "knitting", while doing knitting, while peeking at whether anyone is watching outside the house.

See. ]

(Two people whispering)

Liar (A): Let's split the gold in half, and I'll keep the raw silk first. ...

Liar (B): No, no, raw silk is also divided into two parts.

Liar (A): If you want to see what to do, you have to look at raw silk!

Liar (B): How can you forget that we can't see anything in the cloth we knit and the clothes we sew! Raw silk is quick

Divided.

Liar (A): OK, OK! [Divide raw silk into two parts and give yourself one. 〕

[Looking out] Put it away, someone is coming.

[two people quickly put on the appearance of weaving, weaving. 〕

[The old minister. I peeked at the door for a while and saw two people busy with nothing. ]

Old priest: (to himself) May God have mercy on me! [Open the door a little wider and rub your eyes. He E

What is this?

I didn't see it either!

Liar (b): [Hearing something outside the door, I quickly put down my work. Go over and open the door. Gong Bi

Bi Jingdi) old minister,

Please come in. Please come and have a look. Do you think the pattern of this cloth is beautiful?

Liar (A): Look at the color of this cloth again.

[The old minister looks at this piece of cloth carefully ...]

Old minister: follow the crowd and quietly descend to God! Am I stupid? I never doubted it.

Myself.

(again in a low voice, furtively) This matter must not be known to anyone. (A little louder) Am I incompetent?

Really?

Don't! (whispering mysteriously again) I must never let anyone know that I can't see that cloth.

Liar (A): Old minister, don't you have an opinion?

Old minister: (I was shocked and suddenly calmed down. ) Oh, it's beautiful! Really beautiful! (one side

As he spoke, he avoided him.

What a beautiful pattern! What a beautiful color! (to two liars) Yes, I will.

ask

I tell you, I am very satisfied with this kind of fabric. Liars (A and B): Well, we are glad to hear that.

Liar (B): You see, this color will be golden and colorful in the sun. ...

Liar (A): Look at this design again. There are all kinds of pavilions, flowers, birds, insects and fish, which are beautiful. ...

[The veteran nodded frequently and wrote down their descriptions so that he could recite them to the emperor. 〕

Liar (B): Please tell the Emperor that this dress is spacious and magnificent, and it needs 5 Jin of raw silk and gold 12 Liang.

Old minister: (told) Try to satisfy the emperor. I'll send someone to deliver it. [eldest brother liegeman, every other one.

Later, to be honest.

Officials, let's go. 〕

Official: This is raw silk and gold for you! [Two swindlers are busy answering]

Liar (A): Do you think this cloth looks good?

Honest official: [Just nodded frequently and said nothing. Step out of the knitting room. (Facing the audience)

I am not stupid.

Ah! This-maybe I don't deserve such a high office. (On second thought) This is really slippery.

Ji, but I must not be seen. Speak up so that the liar in the door can hear you. ) Yes, I want to report it.

Tell the emperor that it's really beautiful! [said as he got off the bus. After a while, many people surrounded the emperor.

Field. 〕

Old minister: Do you think this kind of cloth is gorgeous?

Officer: Your Majesty, please look: What a beautiful pattern! What a beautiful color!

(Two swindlers weave more proudly ...]

Emperor: What is this? (I thought: This is appalling ...)

Old minister: Your Majesty, what are you asking?

Emperor: (hide your inner activities. ) Nothing, just ... (Looking at the woven cloth again) Oh,

Really beautiful!

I am very satisfied!

Everyone: Oh, it's beautiful!

Have different opinions: this cloth is gorgeous! Exquisite and unique! The emperor will make this cloth into travel clothes.

Go to the ceremony,

That's great!

Emperor: I want them to be "royal weavers"!

Everyone: ok! (Facing the liar) Thank you, Your Majesty!

Liar (A and B): Thank you _ L!

Emperor: (happily) I knighted you, and each of you was given a knighthood. Everyone applauds, two swindlers are coming again.

Sean. 〕

I want you to finish the clothes for tomorrow's ceremony tonight.

Liar (A and B): Please allow us to measure your majesty!

Old minister: please go to the emperor's bedroom and measure it!

The crowd followed the emperor. 〕

Third field

Location: From the emperor's dressing room to the parade square.

[In the dressing room]

Liar (A): Please have a look at it. Here are your pants, here are steamed buns, and here is your coat. (Talk while participating in the exhibition.

Show. )

Liar (b): These clothes are as soft as silk. If you put them on your majesty, it's like you're wearing nothing.

Like, this is also

Is the advantage of these clothes.

Knights: (echoing) That's right.

Liar (A): Now the Qing emperor takes off his clothes so that we can put on new clothes for you in front of this big mirror.

Tommy Tam took off his clothes and changed his clothes ... Try to look left and then right in front of the mirror ...]

Knight: God, how well this dress fits! What a beautiful cut! What a beautiful pattern! How beautiful

Color! Isn't this a beautiful dress?

Ceremony Officer: Your Majesty, everyone is waiting outside, and the canopy is ready, waiting for your participation.

Military parade.

Emperor: Well, I'm dressed. (turns around in front of the mirror again) Does this dress suit me?

Neichen: It suits me very well. It couldn't be better. [So pretend to hold up the back skirt ... Diao [The emperor has style.

Completely in public.

Out of the palace, surrounded by square. ]

Everybody watch: be good! The emperor's new clothes are really beautiful! How beautiful the back skirt under his coat is! this

This dress really suits his figure!

[The emperor walked slowly, listening to the praise, more proud. ]

Child: (Shouting) But he's wearing nothing!

Father: God, listen to this naive voice!

Word came that he was naked! One of the children said he was naked! He really didn't.

What clothes to wear!

Emperor Kui began to tremble. Then I thought, "I have to finish this parade."

Put on a more proud look. His ministers followed him with a nonexistent queen in their hands.

Skirt. ]

The emperor's new clothes (textbook drama)

Original: (Denmark) Andersen

Adapted from Sun Shiquan of Beijing Sakura Garden Experimental School.

Cao Beijing Balizhuang No.3 Middle School

Character list:

Emperor: More than 50 years old. Hypocrisy and paranoia

Minister: More than 60 years old. Timid and flattering.

Big liar: over 30 years old. Play it by ear, be glib.

Little liar: in his twenties. Stupid, stuttering.

one

(Palace: one table and two chairs)

Old minister: (1) It's urgent! This is an emergency! Your majesty, it's urgent! Your majesty, your majesty-

Emperor: What's wrong?

Old minister: Your Majesty, it's urgent! Tailor ... Tailor ...

Emperor: No, am I changing? Well, I don't know the rules.

Veteran: Yes, yes, yes. Oh, really, really anxious! Alas!

two

Liar: (me) grandpa, grandpa! Are we going to make this dress or not?

Old minister: do, do, do, do, do. Look, I'm not waiting to report to the emperor.

Liar: Where is the emperor?

Old minister: the emperor is in the dressing room, change clothes!

Liar: Since the emperor changed his clothes, I will-come back later.

Little liar: (I) Gong, Gong, Gong. My master asked me, I asked, asked, asked if the emperor was there ... Ah,

Not here?

Old minister: Your Majesty, in the dressing room!

Little liar: OK, OK, OK, OK, OK. Let's just wait ... wait ... wait (next).

Liar: (1) I said, Grandpa, is our emperor here? Are you there?

Old minister: The emperor is in the dressing room!

Liar: Then wait? Good, good. (below)

Little liar: (I) Gong ..., ... Gong ... Emperor ... Emperor, is there in ...?

Old minister: It's really annoying. Go back and tell your eldest brother: the emperor is in the dressing room! Damn it!

Little liar: Want to-wait-wait?

Old minister: We have to wait. The emperor is in the dressing room. Oh, I'm so anxious!

Little liar: OK, wait ... wait. (below)

Liar: (I) Grandpa! Our emperor ...

Old minister: Your Majesty, Your Majesty, Your Majesty, Your Majesty is in the dressing room! In the dressing room! In the dressing room!

Liar: Grandpa! I said, why is the emperor always in the dressing room, endlessly? Huh?

Emperor: Who is speaking ill of me? ㈠

Veteran: Nobody, nobody, nobody!

Emperor: I clearly heard "Why is the emperor always in the dressing room?" This is obviously not for the emperor.

It is full. What did you say?/Sorry? Nobody said anything?

Old Minister: Well, this time it's shaving-that's it. I said, your majesty, alas, you didn't come out earlier.

Don't come out at night, just at this time? Bad luck, bad luck, bad luck.

Emperor: I said, don't lie to me. Let me ask you, is the emperor a fool?

Old minister: no, no.

Emperor: Do you think the emperor is blind?

Old minister: no, no, no.

Emperor: Do you think the emperor is deaf?

Old minister: no, no, no.

Emperor: Since the emperor is not stupid, blind or deaf? Then why did you lie to me? Go ahead!

Old Minister: I ... I ... I ... Hehe.

Emperor: Who is this? Why did you come to the palace? Somebody please.

Liar: I ... am. ...

Emperor: Haha, I see. What you just said, you said it!

Liar: I said ... no, no, no, not me. Your Majesty, I didn't say that! I mean,

Your majesty, you heard wrong.

Emperor: I heard wrong! definitely not ...

Liar: You heard wrong.

Emperor: Will I hear wrong?

Liar: Listen to me, listen to me. I am a tailor.

Emperor: What does a tailor do?

Liar: Tailors make clothes.

Emperor: OK, OK. Go ahead, go ahead.

Liar: I mean, our emperor is too good, too good. We are very willing to serve and serve the emperor.

Make clothes on the table. Grandpa, did I say that?

Veteran: Yes, yes! (Monologue) The child is a real liar.

Emperor: This kind of emperor is wonderful. Why is it endless? Such an emperor is too good, why is it endless?

Okay？ ..... ah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ... good, good, good, good. ...

Emperor: Alas! Just now you said you could make new clothes?

Liar: Yes.

Emperor: Can you make new clothes?

Liar: Ah! Yes Can make new clothes, not old clothes, not old clothes.

Qi Mu

Time: anytime (the following official figures can be written on square cardboard, and the actors will make funny signs and patrol the scene.

Just)

Location: anywhere in the world

The classroom door is the city gate, the classroom is the city, and the balcony is the palace. Four guards stood in front of the city gate, each with a sword, spear and halberd.

Respect: two guards stood in front of the palace, and everyone bent down to wait on them. A notice was posted in front of the door)

First act

(On the way: Suddenly two people came, Pierre in the front and Kadan in the back)

Liar Pierre: (singing, the song is two popular butterflies) Honey, run, or the German shepherd will bite you.

Feet.

Liar Kadan: (singing, ditto) Honey, walk slowly and be careful to fall into the ditch ahead.

Liar Pierre: Poor guy, it's sunny today. I have no money on me, and I am lucky to win the lottery.

Come and have no chance with me.

Cheater Kadan: Today is a beautiful spring day, and this is our chance to travel. It's better to get ten dollars and eight dollars than to sleep at home.

.

Liar Pierre: (Confessions) My name is Pierre, and this is my Jordan.

Cheater Kadan: I want to know what skills we have. Hehe, be modest. You know everything.

I can't.

Liar Pierre: In the final analysis, it is a word: white wolf with empty gloves-liar!

Liar Kadan: I can't count. How many words are there?

Liar Kadan: Hey, there are so many people around. It's too noisy. Let's go and have a look.

Liar Pierre: Well, maybe business will come.

Act ii

Palace: In the emperor's room, there is a mess of clothes. The emperor is laying out clothes and ornaments one by one.

Weight, do all kinds of model performances with modern music)

Emperor: Who said that the emperor can only approve the memorial? Song Huizong, the emperor of China, didn't like painting and calligraphy, but he died.

Louis XVI of France was beheaded for his love of pearls and precious stones, Napoleon liked to ride horses and fight, and Washington liked to cut down trees.

Carpenter. I don't have these low-level hobbies. I don't like watching TV. I don't like reading newspapers. I just like wearing them.

Fashion should be the same every day, leading the new fashion.

Bodyguard: (loudly) Minister A is here to see you!

Emperor: (Angry) Old Master Q again. He is a real wet blanket, always wasting my precious time. Let him in.

All right!

Minister A: Your Majesty, your old man hasn't been to court for three months. The country is in chaos, with floods in some places and floods in others.

There is a drought in the local area, and the people have no food now.

Emperor: I called you pedantic in Old Master Q Q. You led the flood to a dry place, and this dry place won't dry.

Waterlogged places will not be waterlogged; As for ordinary people who have no food, they will not eat pork, mutton and rabbit meat, no.

Do you eat fruit, snacks and cheese? Is there a stupid person like you in the world?

Ministers: Your Majesty is wise!

Minister A: (helplessly) This ...? Ahem!

Emperor: Clerk, send me a document at once. Anyone who finds those stupid and incompetent leading cadres will stand up.

Dismissed on the spot, never hired!

Clerk: Yes!

Emperor: (The more you talk, the angrier you get). You idiots only play cards and eat. You've posted the job advertisement for three days. It's awesome.

Our clothes maker hasn't appeared yet. If I don't have new clothes to wear, be careful that the guy you eat doesn't draw circles.

Ministers: Yes, I will definitely redouble my efforts.

Emperor: (yawns) Somebody, the air in the room is too dirty. Get some air freshener, let my clothes

The clothes are full of fragrance. Everyone else, stand down. After the torture just now, I have a new fashion idea. (put

Take off your pants and put them on your head, pose as a model and admire yourself in the mirror.

Minister B: (holding insecticide spray) That boy's name is Ma Lan, who often plays online legends and never does math and physics.

I can't help it. I have no skills in my life and live at home. Thanks to my dad, I am a spray minister and spray all day.

Perfume works easily.

Act iii

In the main hall of the palace, the emperor sits on the throne, surrounded by civil and military officials.

Minister B: (in high spirits) Your Majesty is happy!

Emperor: Nonsense, what am I happy about?

Minister B: I remember your teachings and have tried to find a senior fashion designer II in China.

Name, come to see the emperor.

Emperor: (standing up happily) Really? Call them in quickly.

(Two liars)

Liar Pierre: (Narrator) Revealing the list of empires, there are 22 thousand gold, so you don't need skills, as long as you can blow;

Cheater Kadan: (Narrator) Go all over the country, eat for free, do a good job, count me in!

Emperor: Two masters, thank you very much. I want the most beautiful skirt in the world. Can you do it?

?

Liar Pierre: Your Majesty is wise. The best fashion we make is gorgeous as rosy clouds and light as clouds.

Liar Kadan: The whole country knows that the emperor is judging whether officials are smart or stupid. We will give you the touchstone:

Stupid or incompetent people can't see the clothes we make!

Emperor: (surprised) Is that so? (Stephen Chow laughs) Ha ha ha, that's amazing. come

Dude, give me fifty-two gold coins first (the guard holds a plate). Go and finish it. Well done, or I will reward you.

.

Two liars: (receiving gold coins and smiling at each other) Ha ha ha ha, your majesty, don't worry! (below)

Act IV

(On the way into the palace, Minister B and Minister C walked hand in hand, turning left and right. )

Minister B: I played mahjong at home yesterday and played all night. I don't want to be killed by others. Touching yourself is really cool.

Minister C: I'm not bad luck either. I touched it myself, put flowers on the bar, burned the west to win the club, and made a lot of money.

Minister B to Minister C: Today, the emperor sent me to see if the new clothes are ready. The emperor will wear new clothes to attend the National Day celebration.

Take part in the parade.

Minister C: No problem. Only if we are so capable can the emperor have new clothes to wear. As long as the emperor is satisfied, you

I have benefited a lot.

Act v

The knitting room can be placed in a corner of the classroom, and an empty loom is simulated with a drawing board or a small stool, and two swindlers sit on it.

Beside, just as busy)

Liar Pierre: (singing) Weave the stars, weave the moon, the loom creaks, and the empty gloves are white wolves. I lied to you without consulting.

Liar Kadan: (singing) You don't need yarn or cloth, but the emperor's new clothes are still made. From scratch, you deserve it.

.

Minister B: Masters, how's the emperor's new clothes coming along?

Minister C: The Emperor can't wait.

Liar Pierre: Two adults, do you think the clothes we knitted are beautiful and suitable? (On the loom

Nothing, the two ministers look at each other, you look at me, I look at you)

Liar Kadan: (pretending to hold clothes) Look: natural silk and terrestrial silk, raw materials come from Russia; Crystal blue

Natural blue, dye from Ukraine; Finishing, finishing and workmanship are better than Vega.

Liar Pierre: The new clothes are light and soft, and the magic is beyond words. Smart people will see clothes shining, but stupid people.

(Kadan added:) There are incompetent people, (two liars) can't see anything! (use your right hand.

Potential actions)

Minister B, Minister C: (Open your eyes, scratch your hair, respectively) Am I a stupid person?

Am I incompetent? No, I can't let others know that I am an idiot, otherwise how can I make a living in the palace?

After working for decades, I can't expose the peep show here.

Minister B: (suddenly enlighted) Yes, yes, this cloth is really beautiful. Look, (pointing to an empty loom)

What is embroidered here is Yuanyang. It's really looming, and it's really unreal. This is the best in the world.

Minister C: (pretending to be surprised) Yes, yes, this style is really novel. Look, (reaching out to the empty loom)

Unique workmanship, exquisite workmanship and elegant appearance. This is unique in the world.

Liar Pierre: You two are so clever. You look like competent ministers.

Minister B: (glancing at Minister C knowingly, then laughing at each other) Hahahaha! That's, that's!

Act VI

In the palace, a large crowd gathered around the emperor to try on new clothes.

Emperor: beaming, beaming, wearing new clothes today, the immortals are not as happy as I am, and getting better and better as a groom every day.

Cheater Kadan: (greets him with clothes in his hand) Your Majesty, what I have in my hand is your new clothes: Look at this cloth.

The material, the color, the style and the workmanship are so trendy and fashionable!

(The second minister is there to help)

Minister B: The new clothes are bright and bright, just like the Mediterranean microwave!

Minister C: The new clothes are bright and fresh, and look better than the cherry blossoms in Mount Fuji!

Emperor: (opens his eyes, turns around and slaps himself aside) God, I'm not dreaming.

I see nothing. Am I a stupid person? Don't I deserve to be emperor? No, no, absolutely.

No one can know the truth!

Emperor: (turning to his face and trying to laugh) Hahaha, yes, you really have the ability to knit this for me.

Beautiful and magical new clothes.

Liar: Let's change it for you first! (Take off the emperor's original clothes and do a full set of dressing movements)

Emperor: (demonstrating) Let's have a look. Is it beautiful?

Ministers: (in unison) It's really beautiful and wonderful!

Minister A: It's just ... it's just ... it's a bit much, isn't it? !

Emperor: (angrily) I can't understand what you say. Not completely, but fashionable! Fashion, you know?

?

Minister A: Yes, thanks to your advice, I understand now.