Ipartment's famous sentence

1, the best performance is silence, sometimes a simple action is worth a thousand words, but it can shock everyone's heart.

2. Some people will come back, and some people know goodbye is too difficult.

If my relationship fails, it must be the other person lying on the ground.

4. I raised you. I used to keep many animals, such as birds, rabbits, fish, squirrels and rich trees. Within three days, they were all dead. Zhan Bo, you are so lucky!

As long as you are happy, I am willing to be crazy again.

People often say that you can't have your cake and eat it, and wealth will make people lose themselves. Only when you are aware of this level can you control your own destiny.

7. Don't think you know me well. You are far from it. Who are you?

8. Go out to bask in the sun again. No one will call you an idiot if it's dark!

9. Maybe it's not that your taste buds are broken. You should change your mind.

10, entertainment circle, the water is too deep, everyone is a woman, you say, why do women embarrass women?

1 1, Phelps cottage waterproof machine, cottage machine, is a cow.

12, lost, shameless; It's embarrassing to be afraid. Failure, terrible? It sucks. That's why we should keep fighting for victory, and don't feel sad when we get lost or fall. Because every failure can be a turning point in victory. Maybe it's time to change your destiny? God, maybe today. You know, you are not afraid of being late if you have the heart. All the past is based on the present and all the future is based on the present.

13. If you step on a banana peel and slip, you must run over and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.

14, this play is really good, especially your screenwriter, who is really talented. He graduated from a school with mental retardation. The plot he wrote is worse than that of the sheep. Even amoeba can't survive on the keyboard he touched. The biggest difference between him and a pig is that a pig can't become a human casually, but will become a pig every once in a while. I guess he wrote the script with pig's trotters. I suggested that he take some hemorrhoid medicine to treat his foot-and-mouth disease.

15, Lu Chunqiu has a cloud: I love it.

16, everything in life has become a continuous red line between you and him. One, two, three ... gradually, the red line has converged into a red rope, and you can't give up. Love came quietly. Whether you are ready or not, you already belong to each other.

17, now your eyes are like Tony Leung Chiu Wai, your eyebrows are a little Takeshi Kaneshiro, and the action of holding beer looks like Wu Zhenyu. Is the face looks like Ceng Zhiwei.

18, parents can't call their children rabbits, because it's bad for parents' heredity.

19, ipartment is not a place, but an era.

20. When dreams may come, it is even more necessary to be down-to-earth. If you can find a suitable part-time job, it is also excellent, which can not only cope with expenses, but also bear the kindness of love.

2 1, youth has no limit, and our story has no end.

22. A BMW is coming at a speed of 280 yards, followed by a Mercedes-Benz racing car. Wait, a tractor is still behind. The tractor is better, and the left lane change light is flashing. He wants to overtake!

23, female, anti-inflammatory and detumescence are faster than her.

24. Meijia: Don't think that the world has abandoned you, and the world has no time to take care of you.

25. ipartment seems to be unconstrained style, but everyone can find his own shadow in it. No matter whether you love entanglement, straightforwardness, cuteness and handsomeness, please don't forget to love yourself and your friends.

26. The so-called beauties are mostly slaves of cosmetics.

27. I will never bow to evil forces, and I will not do it if I kill you.

28. Compared with pigs, pigs are always pigs, but people are sometimes not people.

29, the pursuit of peak feeling, create a happy life!

30. Men should be open-minded. Why did you hang yourself from a tree? Toads with three legs can't be found, but women with two legs have plenty! Confucius said: Life is short, eat, drink and be merry. A hundred years is too long. We are racing against time.

3 1, Youyou: Please ask the students who are listening to the song in front to tell the students who are talking in the middle to be quiet and not to affect the students who are sleeping behind.

32. Don't engage in porcelain without Jin Gangzuan, and don't wear short skirts without golden hoops.

33. What sword for Linger? It's romantic to take it for a while. I don't want a bright sword, or a dark battle is more suitable for me!

Research shows that every boy with taste has an imaginary friend.

People who love you will say things you don't want to hear, because they don't want you to get hurt.

36. If it's just an excuse to avoid differences.

37, more stubborn than cattle, it is simply a rhinoceros!

38. Well said, I said a lot, but I didn't quite understand.

39. I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.

40. Never mind, failure is success. Zhanbo: I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

4 1, the world between us is far away. You can't covet temporary satisfaction, which delays yourself and you. We are no longer children, and happiness is not the only purpose of everything we do.

42. If a brain-dead person can fly, this is simply an airport.

43, the past is like smoke, and a smile is enmity. My sister is an adult wife, but the green hat stays in my heart.

44. You are more like Donnie Yen than Jet Li!

45. The bachelor's degree and master's degree are all destroyed, and the male doctor can only protect himself. To win a female doctor, well, it's up to a saint.

46. If you have time to learn Feng Shui after death and occupy a tomb, you can make up for the regret that you can't afford to sell a house before your death.

47. I don't know how big the world is sitting on the plane. The blue sky and white clouds are endless. Sitting on a ship, I don't know how big the world is. The sea and the blue sky are connected and boundless. The world is big and small. In my dictionary, there is no distance between points, only the fate of heart.

Remember him, Zhang Yida. Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape by changing the channel. You should face life like Zhang Wei. Repeated battles and repeated defeats, repeated defeats and repeated battles, compared with Zhang Wei, your possibility is really nothing.

49. Three unique love apartments: romantic pretending to be forced to land, stingy flirting with Zhang, and wretched bitch Zeng!

50. Have our youth ever fantasized about a door that actually has nothing, worked hard for a door that has nothing, and paid all our youth for a door that we can reach but are no longer afraid to open? Now that I am mature, I still have such a door. Even if I am not naive, I still believe that there is my youth and my dreams.

5 1, in the face of difficulties, we always choose to flip a coin. Not because it can determine our answer, but because when it is thrown, we know what answer we want!

52. For a takeaway, the whole world is an advanced service!

53. Although the man who bought you a diamond ring may not be reliable, the man who refused to buy you a diamond ring must be unreliable.

54. The world is born after 80s and 90s, but in the final analysis, it is thick-skinned.

55. I said you are a handsome guy, why do you always look like a bear?

56. Zi Qiao: Eating mala Tang on the grass is also the most dazzling ethnic customs. Are you afraid that others will not know that you are a fighting turtle among turtles?

Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you.

58. Xiaoxian has such a roommate. He lives in two suites in the same apartment with a girl. Unfortunately, one always goes to the left, and the other always … takes the elevator.

59. I ate sesame seeds and beer lids, wonton ate mothballs, patted flies on my nails, and went to Qingsongguan to burn incense. The mobile phone fell into the merit box and could not be taken out.

Opportunities have fallen on me. But I avoided them all.

6 1, so many China weapons, you don't learn the sword. I won't learn sword when I go up. Iron swords don't learn silver swords. Finally, I understood that man and sword are one, and I became a swordsman.

62. You can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.

63. The situation was too sudden and intense. What happened was probably that the bride's childhood lover rushed into the scene and successfully persuaded the bride to elope. It is said that the bride's heart has always belonged to that person, and in this short five minutes, I have experienced great sorrow in life, from great joy to great sorrow. I know my life will start over.

64. The rich rely on technology, while the poor rely on variation.

65. Either swipe your card, coin or get out. what are you reading? You can't afford a bus and pretend to be the matrix.

Money is evil. Give me your money and I'll help you suffer!

67. Lenovo's failure to recruit you is really their biggest loss!

68. God, I can't wash myself by jumping into the sea in Japan.

69. Good question. If I'm planting flowers, don't be careless, because I'm not planting ordinary flowers, but exotic flowers and grasses from the western regions: a smile is naturally high. The fragrance of this flower can paralyze people's nerves and cause many hallucinations. That means I have lost confidence in life.

70. Before marriage, there were other men who were kind to you. After marriage, you only have me. But after marriage, I must be kind to you so that you won't lose, right?

7 1, ugly, but very special, just ugly.

72. When you are faced with two choices, flipping a coin is the best way, not because it always brings you the right answer, but because you will know what your choice is at the moment you flip a coin.

73. Don't worry! Master, big brother will come to save us!

74. Bet me that it's not what you want, it's what I have …

75. A woman's heart is like a pear. People who eat pears are afraid of acid, so they throw away their hearts. Therefore, men don't understand women's hearts. Men are like onions. If they want to see a man's heart, they have to peel it layer by layer, shedding tears at the same time. Finally, they found that the onion had no heart.

76. Confucius said: Life is short, eat, drink and be merry in time. A hundred years is too long, we can't seize the day!

77. Who didn't like a few scum when he was young?

78. I understand that all the tears I shed now are the water in my mind when I chose my major.

79. Love is not time travel. Everyone wants to go back to the beginning, but no one can.

80. I don't think it is reliable at all. In fact, China's winning the men's soccer World Cup is almost as outrageous as yours.

8 1. Once upon a time, a robber robbed a group of people and asked them to queue up to pay. The first paid 100 yuan, the second paid 200 yuan, and so on, so everyone lined up. The first man proudly said, "Look, I paid less than all of you!" " In the end, everyone rushed to pay the money and even forgot to resist.

82. That old man is him. He is Ceng Xiaoxian. ...

Help me cut the carrot into diced meat.

84. The limits of human beings are created by a few people and cannot be generalized.