Translate 9 English essays, 100 words.

"Mom," said little Tom, "did you tell dad I want one?"

New bike. ? "

"Yes, dear," said his mother. "I told him, but he said he

I have no money to buy it for you. "

"Of course he would say so. But what did you do? "

I told him how much you wanted it and supported it.

But he refused.

"Arguably? Ah, mom, if that's what you want.

You should cry for a while, and then you will understand! "

Tom and mom.

"Mom," said little Tom, "you tell dad that I want a new bike.

have you finished? "

"Yes, dear," said mother. "I told him, but he said no.

Here's your money. "

"Of course he would say so. But how did you do it? "

I told him how much you wanted it, and I was on your side.

Yes, but he refused anyway.

"By rights? Ah! Mom, if you want something, all you have to do is

Cry for a while and you'll understand! "

Do you have a crib in your belly?

When my sister-in-law Leah was pregnant with her second child,

Her son Brian sometimes touches his mother's stomach.

The baby moved. One day, when she touched her stomach.

Feeling something, he asked, "Why doesn't the baby move?"

"The baby is sleeping," his mother replied.

Brian thought for a moment and then said, "You mean you?"

Is there a crib there, too "

Do you have a crib in your belly?

When my sister-in-law Leah was about to give birth to her second child, her son Bree.

Well, sometimes I touch her belly and feel the movement of the fetus. One day,

He touched his mother's stomach, but he didn't feel anything. He asked, "Small!"

Why didn't the child move? "

His mother replied, "The child is asleep."

Brian thought for a moment and said, "You mean you have a small one in your stomach?"

A bed. "

Mother and son

One day, mother looked at Tom's shoes and said, "Tom,

Look at your shoes. How dirty they are! You must clean them. "

"Oh, Mom, but I just washed it yesterday," said the boy.

"But they are dirty now. You must clean them again. "

"I don't want to clean them today; Even if I clean them-

God, they will get dirty again tomorrow. "

Tom's mother thought for a moment and said, "Well,

Then don't wash it "

In the evening, Tom came back from school. He is very

Hungry.

"Mom, please give me something to eat," he said.

"You had breakfast this morning, Tom. You did.

Your lunch at school, "his mother said with a smile.

"I'm hungry again now," cried the boy.

"Oh, really. ? But even if I give you something to eat today,

You will be hungry again tomorrow. "

Mutt and Sun

One day, mother looked at Tom's shoes and said, "Tom, look at your shoes."

Son. How dirty! You need to wash. "

"Oh, Mom, but I just washed it yesterday!" Tom said.

"But now it's dirty. You have to wash it again. "

"I don't want to wash today; Even if I wash it today, it will still be dirty tomorrow. "

Tom's mother thought for a moment and said, "well, then don't wash it."

In the evening, Tom came back from school. He is hungry.

"Mom, please give me something to eat." He said.

"Tom, you had breakfast in the morning and lunch at school at noon."

His mother said with a smile.

"I'm hungry again now." Tom cried.

"oh? Really? But even if I give you something to eat today, you will tomorrow.

You'll be hungry again. "

4 fast service

A man took a pair of shoes to a shoe repair shop and said to the shoemaker, "I want you to help me repair these shoes."

"Certainly, sir," said the shoemaker.

"When will they be ready?" The man asked.

"I'm a little busy, but they'll have it ready for you on Thursday." He said.

Good, "said the man, and left the shop.

The next morning, he received a letter offering him a job in another country. In less than 24 hours, he boarded the plane to his new job.

Twenty years later, he returned to his hometown.

He remembers his shoes.

"This is a good pair of shoes," he thought. "I don't know if the shoemaker is still here, but I still have them. I'll check it out. He is glad to see that the shoemaker is still in the same shop, even though he is an old man now.

"Good morning," he said to him. "Twenty years ago, I brought a pair of shoes to repair. Do you think you still have it? "

"Name?" Asked the old shoemaker.

"Smith," said the man.

"I'll go and see. They may be in the back.

The shoemaker went out to the back of his shop-a few minutes later, he came back with the shoes.

"Here we are," he said. "A pair of brown shoes to be repaired. I'm a little busy now, but they may be ready on Thursday. "

Quick delivery

A man took a pair of shoes to a shoe store and said to the shoemaker, "Please help me repair these shoes."

"Certainly, sir," said the shoemaker.

"When will it be repaired?" The man asked.

"I'm a little busy, but I'll have my shoes repaired by Thursday." He said.

"OK," the man said, and left the shop.

The next morning, he received a letter offering him a job abroad. Within 24 hours, he boarded the plane to accept a new job.

Twenty years later, he returned to his hometown.

He remembers those shoes.

"That's a good pair of shoes," he thought. "I wonder if the shoemaker is still there and if he still has those shoes. I'm going to have a look. "

He is glad to see that the shoemaker is still in that shop, even though he is very old.

"Good morning," he said to the shoemaker. "Twenty years ago, I brought a pair of shoes to be repaired. Do you remember those shoes? "

"Name?" Asked the old shoemaker.

"Smith," the man replied.

"I'll go and see. Maybe in the back. "

The shoemaker went back to the back of the shop and came back a few minutes later with shoes in his hand. "They are here," he said. "A pair of brown shoes needs repairing. I'm a little busy, but I can have my shoes repaired by Thursday. "

A short holiday

Allen works in an office in the city. He works very hard and is really looking forward to his holiday.

He usually goes to the seaside, but one year he saw an advertisement in the newspaper "Enjoy country life". Stay at willow farm for a few weeks. Food, fresh air, horseback riding, walking and fishing. The price is reasonable. "

"That sounds like a good idea." He thought, "I stayed at Willow Farm for a month. I will like riding, walking and fishing. They will change the habit of sitting by the sea.

He went home four days later.

"What's the matter with willow farm? "His friend asked him." Don't you like country life? "

"Country life is good," Allen said. "But there is another problem.

"Oh, what?"

Well, on my first day there, a sheep died, and we had roast mutton for dinner.

Fresh meat is best. "I know, but the next day a cow died. We had roast beef for dinner."

"You are so lucky!"

"You don't understand," Allen said. "On the third day, a pig died, and we had roast pork for dinner."

"Eat different barbecues every day." Jack exclaimed.

"Let me finish," Allen said. "On the fourth day, the farmer died, and I dare not stay for dinner!"

Short holiday

Aaron works in a company in a city. He works very hard and looks forward to his holiday.

He used to spend his holidays at the seaside. But one year, he saw an advertisement in the newspaper: "Enjoy country life. You can enjoy delicious food, fresh air, horseback riding, walking and fishing when you spend a few weeks on holiday at Wu Weili Farm. The price is reasonable. "

"That's a good idea," he thought. "I'm going to stay in Willie's house for a month and enjoy riding, walking and fishing. This is definitely not the same as sitting by the sea. "

Four days later, he came back.

"What happened to Wu Weili?" His friend asked him, "Don't you like the country life there?"

"Country life is good," Aaron said, "but there is one problem."

"What?"

"On the first day, a sheep died. Our meal is roast mutton. "

"Fresh meat is the best."

"I know, but the next day, a cow died. So we ate roast beef. "

"You are so lucky."

"You don't know," said Aaron. "On the third day, a pig died. We will eat roast pork. "

"Eat different barbecues every day."

"Let me finish," said Aaron. "On the fourth day, the farmer died. I dare not stay there for dinner. "

6 A woman's answer

A husband said to his wife, "Why did God make women beautiful and stupid?"

"Well," his wife answered at once. "The reason is very simple. God makes us so beautiful that men will love us; God made us stupid, so we have to marry them. "

Female answer

A husband said to his wife, "Why did God make women so beautiful but stupid?"

"Oh," his wife immediately replied, "the reason is very simple. God makes us so beautiful that people will love us. God made us so stupid that we would marry them. "

The best salesman in the world

Harry saw an advertisement in the window. It says, "Wanted. The best salesman in the world. Top salary. "

"I am a great salesman." Harry told himself that I could sell anything. I'm going in to apply for that job. "

He went into the building and talked to the manager.

"I am the best salesman in the world," he said. "Give me this job."

"You must prove that you are the best," said the manager.

"I will pass every test you give me." Harry told him.

"Very good."

The manager took out a box of sweets from his desk.

"Last week, I bought one thousand boxes of this candy. If you can sell it all before the weekend, you can get the job.

"It's easy," said Harry.

He left the office with the box of candy.

Every day all day, he walks from one store to another, trying to sell boxes of candy.

He can't sell it.

The candy tastes so bad that he can't even give it away.

At the end of the week, he went back to the manager.

"I'm sorry, sir," he said. "I was wrong about myself. I am not the best salesman in the world, but I know who is.

"Oh," said the manager. "who?"

"The man who sold you a thousand boxes of this candy," said Harry.

The best salesman in the world

Harry saw an advertisement in the window. It says, "Recruit the best salesman in the world with high salary."

"I am a great salesman," Harry said to himself. "I can sell anything. I intend to apply for this job. "

He went into the building and told the manager about it.

"I am the best salesman in the world," he said. "Give me this job."

"You must prove that you are the best," said the manager.

"I will pass every test you give me." Harry told him.

"Very good."

The manager took out a box of candy from the table.

"I bought 1000 boxes of this candy last week. If you can sell all these before the weekend, you can get the job. "

"It's very simple." Harry said.

He left the office with this box of candy.

Every day from morning till night, he walks from one store to another, trying to sell 1000 boxes of candy.

As a result, he didn't sell a single case.

The quality of candy is so poor that no one wants to give it away.

He went back to see the manager at the weekend.

"I'm sorry, sir," he said, "I made a mistake. I am not the best salesman in the world, but I know who is the best. "

"Oh," asked the manager, "who is it?"

"It's the person who sold you this 1000 box of candy," said Harry.

A boy with a big head

A boy cried and said to his mother, "all the children make fun of me." They say my head is big. "

"Don't listen to them," his mother said. "You have a beautiful head. Stop crying now and go to the store to buy twenty pounds of potatoes. "

"Where is the shopping bag?"

"I didn't-use your hat.

Big Head doll

A little boy cried and said to his mother, "They all make fun of me and say that I have a big head." "Don't listen to them," his mother comforted. "You have a beautiful head. Well, stop crying and go to the store to buy ten pounds of potatoes. "

"Where is the shopping bag?"

"There is no shopping bag-just use your hat."

9 the choice of words

One day, John came home from work. He found his wife shaking their half-year-old daughter. She said "daddy" to the baby many times. John was very happy because he thought his wife chose the word "dad" to educate their children.

One night a few weeks later, John and his wife were awakened by the cry of "Dad". His wife said to him, "honey, she is calling you." Then she fell asleep.

Word selection

One day when he came home from work, John found his wife shaking her half-year-old daughter and repeatedly said, "Dad-Dad." John was flattered and his wife chose the word "dad" to teach the children first.

One night a few weeks later, John and his wife were awakened by a loud cry, "Dad-Dad!" ""she's calling you, dear. " The wife said, and then turned over and fell asleep.

10 me, you and her

Peter is a clever boy. On the first day of school, he learned three words: 1, you and her. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with these words. The teacher said: "I, I am your teacher;" (Then pointing to a girl) She, she is your classmate; You are my student.

When Peter came home, his father asked him what he had learned at school. Peter immediately said, "I, I am your teacher;" (then pointing to his mother) she, she is your classmate; You, you are my student. His father got angry and said, "I, I am your father; (then pointing to his wife) She, she is your mother; You, you are my son.

The next morning at school, the teacher asked Peter if he had memorized these three words. "Yes," he said proudly, "I, I am your father; (Then pointing to a girl) She, she is your mother; You, you are my son. "

Me, you, her

Peter is a clever boy. On the first day of school, he learned three words: me, you and her. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with these three words. The teacher said: "I, I am your teacher;" (Then pointing to a girl) She, she is your classmate; You are my student. "

When Peter came home, his father asked him what he had learned. Peter immediately said, "I, I am your teacher;" (then pointing to his mother) she, she is your classmate; You are my student. " His father was very angry and said, "I, I am your father;" (then pointing to his wife) She, she is your mother; You, you are my son. "

The next day, the teacher asked Peter if he had studied those three words carefully. "Yes," Peter said proudly, "I, I am your father; (Then pointing to a girl) She, she is your mother; You, you are my son. "