8 jokes to make fun of the workplace

8 little jokes to make fun of the workplace

1. In the workplace, people should go to KFC (only if they work hard can they get opportunities), and McDonald’s (to work hard and work), Only then can you win customers (must win customers).

2. The bank manager hired an ugly guy with slanted eyes, a crooked nose, and unflattering ears to be a cashier, which shocked everyone. The manager explained: If he absconds with money, it will be very easy for us to write down his outstanding facial features on the wanted order.

3. Xiao Wang is responsible for the company’s recruitment work. Recently, the company wanted to recruit a group of employees, and Xiao Wang asked the applicants to fill in a personal information form. The next day, Xiao Wang looked at the registration form and found that the political profile column on one of them clearly said "Oval Face". He laughed so hard that he burst into tears on the spot.

4. Although I just want to be a part-time worker, if I want to find a job in the talent market, I have to dress appropriately! Don't make a fool of yourself in public. So I put on a suit and tie, polished my leather shoes, and hit the road. When we arrived at the talent market, we saw a sea of ??people and an airtight atmosphere. I didn't squeeze in, thinking: "With my conditions, finding a part-time job will be a piece of cake!" So I waited, waited, and when the sun went down, no one came to recruit me. Seeing that I was about to lose my chance, a man came over quickly. I quickly tidied my hair. As long as he asked, I would agree to any conditions. He came over and said only one sentence: "Boss, do you want to hire some workers?"

5. The sky is blue and the fields are vast. I am busy with work every day. I am anxious every day and feel melancholy at night. Apart from the company, there is no one else. The bed is full of people, my heart is cold, I always think about the year-end bonus, the wind is blowing, the moon is bright, my brother must be better than me.

6. The general manager of a certain group lectured: "You only lie and brag all day long, and you don't tell the truth. What else can you do with you besides laying you off?" The employee who was being trained said: "Then Let me go to the advertising department!

7. Obey the boss, obey the money, and obey the rules. .

8. At the end of the year, the manager held a staff meeting: colleagues have worked hard for a year, and the company has decided to raise wages in disguise. Everyone was excited, and the manager said: I used to deduct 100 for being late, but now I will deduct 50. . From now on, whoever is late will take advantage;