20 years of classic and unforgettable quotes from "Kuaiben"

1. "Happy Camp, Good Mood Every Day"

2. Jiongjiong: Is it because you are thin that you are a thin person?

Jiong Jiong: When I stand behind the doctor, I am a postdoc

3. (Nana): At first, some people said that I looked like Nicole Kidman, but later I used the facts It proves that I am Xie Na, I am me, I am not Nicole Kidman!

(Teacher He): You are not Nicole Kidman in the first place.

4. Hai Tao said: ?Look into my eyes?

Jiongjiong said: ?Can’t see~?

5. A guest asked Nana, "Why does your face look like this?" "Famous"

Nana said "because she is famous"

6. Xie Na: The number of viewers watching Happy Camp has exceeded 2.2 billion so far

Jiong Jiong: One day Nana will let aliens watch our show

7. That girl? The daughter? The one who graduated from Chinese Arts in the group said Allegro: Bamboo board, point to point, listen to what I say Duan Xiao Allegro

That’s all my show?

Nana had no reaction after listening to it. After a while, she laughed: I have been on this stage for more than 70 years, and this is the first time I have been fooled. !

He Jiong: "Hypocritical woman.............

8. He Jiong asked He Rundong: What type of girl do you like! ?For example, Wei Jia doesn’t like very crazy girls. ?

Wei Jia: ?Yes, I don’t like very crazy girls. ?

Everyone can’t help but look at her. Focus on Xie Na: Don’t look at me being crazy outside. I am playing the guzheng and writing poetry. I am surprised. p>

He Jiong: If Xie Na is really like this at home, then she will go completely crazy!

9. Xie Na in the Golden Branch Desire: I’m here to give you a gift, Charmaine Sheh : What kind of gift?

Xie Na: Boo-hoo-boo-, darts!!!

Also, Xie Na’s Allegro:

You are jealous of my arms Thicker than you,

Jealous that my eyes are smaller than yours,

Jealous that I didn’t graduate from elementary school or graduate school!

Xie Na: Oh, on stage There are three beauties (laughing~)

10. 5566: After watching NANA’s performance, I really want NANA’s phone number!

Happy family and audience: Oh!. .....

5566: Drag her into the ban, so I won’t accept her in the future!!

11. Xie Na: It’s true that no one has dared to follow me in the past 18 years. Than

Wang Renfu: Are you sure? I'm just curious about which brand of skin care products you use. Please don't use them in the future

12. There was a link in the last issue of Happy Boys, which was, holding in your mouth Water Singing, Xie Na and Zhang Jie were in a group. Teacher He said: What to sing, sweet honey, the moon represents my heart, bangs chopping wood, husband and wife both returning home? How about singing a song that everyone is very familiar with; love freedom gt ;, Jay. . . . . Spraying

13. In the issue of Zhang Jie and Zhang Yuan, Zhang Jie talked about how after he became famous, many girls went to the snack bar opened by Zhang Jie’s mother to eat rice noodles in order to get autographs. Zhang Jie’s mother gave everything for free. Teacher He and Nana performed a scene of Zhang Jie’s mother meeting the star. During the first time, before Nana could speak, Teacher He said: “Oh, it’s Nana!” Nana said: “Wait a minute.” The first time, I am a little star. After playing it for the second time, Nana said: "Auntie, hello, I am a little star." Teacher He said: Which is Zhang Jie’s hit song? Nana couldn’t answer. Teacher He said: If you can’t answer, you are not a little star.

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14. Jiong: After the last show, many viewers called and asked: Is Nana a boy or a girl?! Today I must clarify: Nana is indeed a boy!!!

15. Wu Jianhao: "Impossible, how could my son be so short."

Nana: "Our He Jiong is not short, our He Jiong is squatting... He Jiong." ..Stand up..." Then Wei Jia lifted He Jiong up.

6. Wu Xin: 3 frogs!

Land Rover: 1 leg

Nana: Help, there are three weird frogs, they only have one leg!!!!!!!!

17. Jiong: I am super star, Chinese superstar, mine I just fired my 100th assistant away. I think it was her problem, okay, so next I will recruit my next assistant, he can come in

Su: Hello, Mr. He , I am Su Xingjiong: Don’t put your hands in your pockets when you take them out. Young men should be polite. Jiong: May I ask why I want to hire you as my assistant?

Su: I have three reasons to convince you.

Jiong: Come one by one, the first one

Su: The first one I can speak some English, so you can promote internationalization

Jiong: Hahaha , Internationalization? I said that my next step is to go global. OK, I have already become an international artist. Not only me, but the person I just fired also speaks English very well. Nana

Na: it ime

Jiong: Nana, come here, this young man is recruiting iron assistant to be your successor. He told me that he speaks very good English. , if your English is better than him, I will invite you back

Na: (pointing to Su) what is your name?

Su: My name is Allen

Na: what

Su: a-l-l-e-n, allen

Na: allen, ok

Su: what iyour name

Na: Nana

Na: how are you (fainted again)

Su: fine, thinks, how are you

Na: how old are you

Su: 23

Na: what are you doing, now

Su: i playing a job

Na: (pointing to Jiong) who are you

Jiong: i am your boss

Na: mbosvergood, because hiheart iversmall

18. Weijia, the three-voice combination: The agency should put you together There is division of labor. ?Jaylen? is responsible for that part?

?Jaylen?: 15?25 years old

??Adu?: I am responsible for 25?35

?Andy Lau?: I'm in charge of those over 35 years old

Jiongjiong: Who is Nana? Andy Lau is in charge! (laughing)

19. Happy Family; Hey, you are the youngest in the group The one who has a great combination; he. . 19 years old. Happy family; 19 years old?!!! Our Haitao is also 19 years old! Haitao, come. Haitao. Haitao stepped forward.

The group laughed and said in broken Chinese after the discussion: "You lied to us, right?"

Jiong Jiong; in fact, we have always felt that he lied to us

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20. I am not the champion, I am not the champion, I am not the champion who is!!! You can make new friends, I am the only champion! The winner is the king, the loser is the bandit! You bandits!!!

21. After An Qixuan’s shoelaces fell apart, the Happy Family followed suit one after another, saying they were learning from the superstar. Later it was learned that he accidentally stepped on it. He Jiong said: I just accidentally grew so short, okay. It seems like everyone doesn’t want to grow taller!?

22. I remember the Happy Family asked Jiong Jiong to teach singing, and then the four of them stood in a row...

Jiong: Nowadays, they no longer allow me to participate in some young people’s activities. [Aggrievedly] But, I really like (singing opera), am I getting old?

Boss: The happiest thing about my summer vacation was going to KTV with Jiajia earlier, from 8 pm to 1 am.

NANA: Is that a KTV?

Haitao: Theirs It was called Karaoke!

23. In Ma Tianyu’s episode, because Ma Tianyu was a student at the School of Drama, the five hosts had to compete with Ma Tianyu on their acting skills. At that time, they performed in groups.

Ma Tianyu said: Yeah, I want to be in a group with Sister Nana. ?, Nana also looked full of childlike innocence. Teacher He said: ?You two came out of kindergarten, right? (Referring to Nana) One is four years old, (referring to Tianyu) and the other is five years old.

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Nana said: ?I am very happy. You said that I am one year younger than him, which is actually the case.?

24. When He Jiong is speechless, he will Say? Goodbye?.

25. Let’s talk about the embarrassing things that happen to you as an artist.

He Jiong: Nana, what is the most embarrassing thing you have ever encountered?

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Nana: I am abroad. Many foreign friends ask me to sign autographs and say they love me. I feel very embarrassed!

Everyone was speechless. After a few seconds, He Jiong said, do you think It’s embarrassing if we don’t believe it! Nana, your signature laughter, quack?

26. Fahrenheit: Thank you...and our happy family, five of them are here 3 people are already very good, and there is another one who can host the show even if he sleeps from beginning to end?

27. When He Jiong learned that Wang Yuexin was going to imitate himself, he said: "I want to ask the director , you just said that he wanted to imitate something. I can’t say that I am not a thing, but I am also very unhappy when you say that I am a thing!?

28. Another time An Qixuan and Nana spoke Chinese Answer:

An: Your eyes are very beautiful..

Na: Yes, many people say so

An: I want to eat spicy hot pot ?Now

Na: OK! You make the show first, and I will buy it!

29. There is also a "Golden Finger" award,

Jiong: Congratulations Nana won this year's Most Uncoordinated Award, and Nana's acceptance speech was also super funny; I am Master Miejie.Zhu.

30. Haitao: If you are also an entertainment person If you are a spirited person, please contact us quickly, maybe you will be the next one to stand on the stage of Happy Camp~~

　31.

I am a beauty

A beauty from Sichuan

Marilyn Monroe is not as beautiful as me

Nicole Kidman is not as beautiful as me

Sometimes I praise myself I don’t count.

I want to ask the audience

Ask the millions of viewers around the world

Do you think I am beautiful?

Beautiful!

Thank you everyone

I believe many people want to ask me

What is the beauty called?

I am a hot pot beauty

What is it called in Mandarin? Hot pot beauty?

Why am I so beautiful?

It’s because I eat hot pot every day

Eat it when you are in a good mood Hot pot

You will feel better

Eat hot pot when you are in a bad mood

Your mood will get better

People say Am I beautiful?

Beautiful!

Thank you all

Here, for myself

I edit my own hot pot beauty There is a song

It was just composed

Please ask our music teacher to play some music

I want that kind of hip-hop

　Probably a C key to a G key

come on...

Do you understand hip-hop?

Do you understand hip-hop?

If you don’t understand, just get out of here

I love hot pot, hot pot loves me

Malatang is nothing to me

I love hot pot, hot pot Love me

What is Malatang to me?

Am I beautiful?

Beautiful!

Thank you everyone!

32. Zhang Jie is at Happy Camp. Everyone imitates a dance. Then we judged Zhang Jie and Xie Na as the best dancers.

He Jiong: Welcome our King of Dance and Queen of Dance!

The two walked out from the back holding hands.

Then the sound engineer played the wedding march for us!

33. Xie Na imitated an action. Ask He Jiong after or after finishing it

Nana: Did I do well?

Jiong Jiong: Very good.

Nana: But I am very worried that my image will be damaged!

Jiongjiong: It doesn’t matter, Zhang Jie will like it.

Nana:?

34. Yu Quan went to "Happy Camp" to act with Xie Na after a lover's quarrel.

Yu Fan: Am I leaving?

Nana: Get lost~

Yu Fan: Am I really leaving?

Then Yu Fan walked to the backstage and dropped a piece of paper on the ground as he left.

Xie Na was silent after reading it```````

Yu Fan: If you have the ability, just read it out~~~~~~~~~~~~

He Jiong (grab it, read): I will come back, because Zhang Jie is in my hands~~~

Everyone burst into laughter, Xie Na rushed towards Yu Fan~~~~~

35. A guest asked Nana, "Why is your face so red?"

Nana said, "Because you are famous"