Ask some classic intellectual questions or brain teasers.

1. Xiao Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it?

Answer: I brushed my false teeth.

2. What door can never be closed?

Answer: goal

There is a ladder hanging by the boat, 2 meters away from the sea surface, and the sea water rises by half a meter every hour. How many hours can seawater submerge the ladder?

Answer: A rising tide lifts all boats, so the ladder will never be flooded.

When the car turns right, which tire does not turn?

Answer: spare tire

5. What books can't you buy in the bookstore?

Answer: Secretary.

6. What water can never be used up?

Answer: saliva

7. Two identical brothers joined the army at the same time. They are related by blood and have the same date of birth and parents' names. The company commander asked him if he was a twin. They said no, why?

Answer: Two of the triplets

There are two prisoners in the prison. One night, all the prisoners escaped, but the next day the guards opened the prison door and found another prisoner inside?

A: The name of the fugitive is Du.

9. What can solve all the mysteries?

Answer: the answer

10. In today's society, what do most self-employed people who distribute big fortunes rely on for food?

Answer: mouth

1 1. What should be hidden and secretly used, and then secretly given to others after use?

Answer: negative film

12. A magnifying glass can magnify anything, but there is one thing that cannot be magnified. What is this?

Answer: Angle.

13. Six-year-old Xiaoming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does mother always ask her father who can't repair the clock to repair it for her?

Answer: Because mom asked dad to fix Xiaoming well.

14. When will the clock in Times Square ring 13?

Answer: when it is time to repair.

15. What is the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning?

Answer: Open your eyes.

16. A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was okay?

Answer: The truck driver didn't drive at that time.

17. In ancient times, who became a father-in-law first and then a father?

Answer: eunuch

18. Xiao Li hurt his face by drinking. When he came home, he was afraid that his wife would blame him. He went to the bathroom and put a band-aid on the mirror, but his wife scolded him the next day. Why?

Answer: The wound sticks to the mirror.

19. If someone asks for directions, which sentence are you most afraid of hearing?

Answer: Is this the earth?

20. What kind of competition does the winner get no prize and the loser gets a prize?

Answer: punch in and drink.

2 1. Xiao Zhang was locked in an unlocked room, but he couldn't open the door with all his strength. Why?

Answer: Just push it away.

22. There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right three times, then turns back three times, and then turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time?

Answer: Next.

23. Why do hospitals never accept patients?

Answer: Veterinary hospital

24. Two fathers and sons went to buy hats, and each bought one. Why did they only buy three?

Answer: Three generations.

25. What melon can't be eaten?

Answer: fool

26. Why do four 9s add up to 100?

Answer: 99+9/9 = 100.

27. When someone knocks at the door, you will never say come in?

Answer: When going to the toilet.

28. When Xiao Wang stood guard at the post, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye?

Answer: aim at the target.

29. Everything in the world melts when heated, but one thing solidifies when heated. What is this?

Answer: eggs

30. In an exam, a pair of deskmates handed in the same test paper, but the teacher thought they definitely didn't cheat. Why?

Answer: It's all blank.

3 1. What is the product with the same production date and effective date?

Answer: newspapers

32. There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he?

Answer: myself.

33. Mr Xu made a big mistake. When he reached for his pocket in front of his wife, some bar matchboxes, horse tickets that didn't win the prize, and photos of old lovers were scattered all over the floor. In the panic, in order to avoid quarreling, he immediately covered something with his hand. What will he cover up?

Answer: Cover your wife's eyes.

This letter is made of two eggs (four-word idiom)?

Answer: swear (the letter is ball)

36. Both sides of the wheat were stolen (four-word idiom)?

A: Everything is a thief.

37. The cows in Cleisthenes stop barking after swimming in the water (four-word idiom)?

Answer: foolhardy (swimming without moo)

38. A tortoise is famous for carrying a cross (four-word idiom)?

Answer: deserved it (cross turtle)

On the bus, two people are having a heated conversation, but the onlookers can't hear a word. Why?

Answer: This is a deaf-mute couple.

40. Mrs. King has always been outspoken. What made her suddenly speak hesitatingly?

Answer: Mrs. King hesitates when she eats sugar cane.

4 1. There is a medicine that you want to eat in the drugstore but you can't buy. What medicine is this?

Answer: regret medicine

People often jump from a height of 10 meters without any safety devices. Why?

Answer: high platform diving

43. What rain will kill people?

Answer: Bullets.

44. Why does everyone like to sit and watch movies?

Answer: Because it hurts to stand and watch your feet.

45. What are the similarities between what two women said and what a thousand ducks said?

Answer: Nonsense (chicken)

46. Is it better to wipe your ass with your left hand or your right hand after going to the toilet?

Answer: It is better to use toilet paper …

47. What is the most important thing besides the admission ticket when taking the joint exam?

Answer: Remember to get up.

48. What will men and women become?

Answer: Two people.

49. Bobo accidentally swallowed 1 yuan, but Bobo turned him upside down and spit out 10 yuan. What should Bobo do at this moment?

Answer: continue to feed him one yuan.

50. Which number is the most industrious? Which number is laziest?

A: Whatever you want.

5 1. A bear without a tail is a tail bear. What kind of bear is a bear without penis?

Answer: Mama Bear.

52. What keeps cutting?

Answer: Waterfalls.

53. September 28th is Confucius' birthday, so what's the date of June 28th of 10?

Answer: Confucius full moon

54. The wolf is coming (guess)?

Answer: carambola (sheep escape)

55. What would the world be like if Chiang Kai-shek were still alive?

Answer: One more person.

56. There are carp (four-word idiom) under these two pieces of ice?

Answer: Be polite (there are carp in the ice).

57. Why does tofu hurt people?

Answer: Because it is frozen tofu.

58. Is it possible that an ant climbed from Sichuan to Tokyo?

Answer: climb on the map

59. A bus had an accident and everyone was injured. Why is Xiaoming okay?

A: Because he is not in the car.

60. There is a place where you can go in and out. What is this place?

Answer: the grave

6 1. In the 100-meter race, chickens run faster than geese. Why did you arrive at the terminal later?

Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction.

62. The bell rang in the east, but there was no one in the classroom. What happened?

Answer: physical education class.

63. Why can Xiao Ming stop the car with one hand?

Answer: The car is a taxi.

64. Who is busy with work all day?

Answer: a ballet dancer.

Lingling has never studied arithmetic, but the teacher praised her math as one of the best. Why?

Answer: Count from one to two.

66. What did Columbus do immediately after he set foot on the New World?

Answer: Take the other foot.

67. Who keeps eating, but never gets enough?

Answer: air.

68. What can I do to make my eyebrows grow under my eyes?

Answer: handstand

69. What is the thing that makes everyone forget before going to bed?

Answer: Close your eyes.

70. Some people say that eating fish can avoid myopia. Why?

Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wear eyes?

7 1. What animal did you hit and shed your own blood?

Answer: mosquitoes

72. What can be added or subtracted?

Answer: age

73. Xiao Yang's homework has always been the first in the class. Why did he fall to the third place this time?

Answer: Because two people scored higher than him.

74. What kind of mountains and seas can be moved?

Answer: A sea of people.

75. What is the book that normal people don't read?

Answer: blind books

What has no tongue in its mouth?

Answer: teapot mouth

77. What kind of official can't give orders, but always smiles at others?

Answer: Xin Langguan

78. A policeman ran away when he saw the thief. Why?

Answer: I want to catch the thief quickly.

79. Xiaoming eats gum every day, but others still say that he has bad breath. Why?

A: He swears every day.

80. Why can frogs jump higher than trees?

Answer: Because he stood on the tree and jumped.

8 1. Xiaoming's eyes are short-sighted, but wearing glasses is still blurred. Why?

Answer: Because he wears glasses without lenses.

82. Why doesn't Daniel eat grass?

Answer: Because Daniel is human.

83. What is the best way to avoid carsickness?

Answer: Walk.

84. Xiaoming is only 4 years old, but he has become a "father". Is it possible?

Answer: I played house games.

Lao Wang wiped the table for a long time, but he still felt dirty. Why?

Answer: Because Pharaoh's reading glasses are dirty.

86. "Innate" is the constitution inherited by parents. What is "the day after tomorrow"?

Answer: The day after tomorrow is tomorrow.

87. What do people dislike to eat?

Answer: of course, it is a loss.

88. Why do swallows fly to the south for the winter?

Answer: Because you walk too slowly.

89. Which organ do thieves fear most?

A: Public security organs.

90. What is the prisoner's favorite way to die?

Answer: die of old age

9 1. Eight birds were standing in the tree, and one was shot dead. How many birds are left?

Answer: A dead bird.

92. Who is the person who often appears on Wangfujing Pedestrian Street in Beijing?

Answer: pedestrians

93. Who does the male barber dislike the most?

Answer: Bald head.

Polar bears eat meat. Why doesn't it eat penguins?

Answer: No.

95. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but what about beauty?

Answer: Gum.

96. Is there any way to find the lost thumbtack immediately?

Answer: Barefoot.

97. Old Zhan keeps a dog and never washes it. Why are there no fleas on dogs?

Answer: Because dogs only have puppies …

98. Scissors, stones and cloth! A gives cloth and B gives stones. B why did you win?

Answer: Because B punched A..

99. How can you have your cake and eat it?

Answer: Keep a bear that can only catch fish.

100.a Swimming in the swimming pool, swimming, why did the water suddenly get deeper?

Answer: Someone peed.

10 1. Grandpa A went to the hospital for examination, and the doctor told him to relax. What happened to him?

Answer: beans and corn

102. What must boys and girls do before going to bed on Valentine's Day?

Answer: Close your eyes.

103. How to buy eggs so as not to buy eggs that have been hatched by chickens?

Answer: Buy duck eggs.

104. In the final exam, A couldn't write a single question, and suddenly she brightened up and began to write! Why?

Answer: She is writing the class, seat number and name.

105. Newton smashed apples under the apple tree and discovered gravity; What will you find if you sit under a coconut tree and wait to be hit by a coconut?

Answer: You will think this behavior is stupid.

106. Why can't I save money for more than one year?

Answer: Because I get fired every year …

107. Where did Jesus come from?

Answer: the kingdom of heaven

108. Xiaowen accidentally swallowed 10 yuan's coin. What should I do?

Answer: One more.

109. One person can't do it, a group of people can't do it, and two people do it just right. What is the secret?

Answer: whisper

1 10. It doesn't matter if one person does it, two people do it worst, and it doesn't matter if three or more people do it. What is this?

Answer: Bullshit.

1 1 1. Apricot jumped from the 52nd floor. Why nothing?

Answer: Because it is a bird.

1 12. Why does someone jump higher than the Paris Tower?

Answer: Because the Paris Tower can't jump.

1 13. Why can't the sky cannon shoot the stars?

Answer: Because the stars will shine. ...

1 14. What's your relationship with your father's mother's sister's daughter's uncle?

Answer: kinship.

1 15. How long does it take to study from primary school to university?

Answer: less than 3 seconds. Read it again: from elementary school to university.

1 16. Blue knife and blue gun (guess the four-word idiom)?

Answer: blue.

1 17. Jin people (guess four-word idioms)?

Answer: A blockbuster (a golden man)

1 18. A dog stops barking when it crosses a wooden bridge (guess the four-character idiom)?

Answer: Never forget anything.

1 19. Don't fall into the toilet and get wet (guess the four-word idiom)?

Answer: It's now or never (the machine must not be wet).

120. The magic soap made from pig liver and bear gall (guess the 4-word idiom)?

Answer: Treat each other with courage (hepatobiliary soap)

12 1.3 Walking on the road, it did a somersault and then did it again (guess the four-word idiom)?

Answer: three times twice.

122. A woman who has been divorced many times (four-word idiom)?

A: All previous efforts were abandoned (all previous efforts were abandoned).

123. Where is the largest sweet potato in the world?

Answer: In the soil.

124. Where does the biggest rooster in the world come from?

Answer: In the egg.

125. What's the name of Zheng Chenggong's mother?

Answer: Zheng failed (failure is the mother of success)

126. What if the uncooked rice is cooked?

Answer: Let's eat.

127. What is not illegal to steal?

Answer: snickering

128. A person is starving, but there are canned chicken, fish and pork in the refrigerator. What should he open first?

Answer: Open the refrigerator first.

129. What do every couple have in common?

Answer: Get married on the same day in the same year.

130. Public toilets (guess a foreign investor)

Answer: London (wheel crouching)

13 1. Which European country does not wholesale?

Answer: Denmark (single sale)

132. Adi actually successfully hung it with a line. Why?

Answer: I fell to my death.

133. What can be touched if you can't see it, and it will scare people if you can't touch it?

Answer: pulse

134. What books can't I buy?

Answer: suicide note

135. What can never be grasped by the right hand?

Answer: right hand

136. What are the similarities between "laughing" and "crying"?

Answer: They are all paintings of 10.

137. This thing looks like an electric light on the left and an electric light on the right, just like an electric light. But it just doesn't work. What is this?

Answer: The light is broken.

138. How can a tiger tied with a rope of 10 meters eat grass 20 meters away?

Answer: Tigers don't eat grass.