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1 We can't give up a class for one person.
We can't give up anyone.
These two sentences are actually not contradictory, one is from the perspective of students, and the other is from the perspective of teachers.
What do you mean when you say that the people of China are rich? What CCTV says is bullshit.
No one can order me except President Long, and no one can crush me! What is it like? This is ... # RMB ... RMB% (omitted 1000)
I am a person who would rather die than surrender, hee hee.
A great man farts on the bus, and there will be a special person to study this fart. The final conclusion is that the time, place, angle and smell of this fart are first-class, and this fart has been swallowed, very good! China is such a country.
So on the day of military training, when the leader spoke, the gym was full of stench. (2 students giggle) "Bullshit?" That's what you said. I didn't say that. (standing while laughing insidiously)
Nowadays, education pursues scores, which is the sorrow of our teachers and your students.
10 don't look at my plane, I'm from feudal times.
1 1 If anyone annoys me and doesn't follow my rules, I will send him to that place, which is near Baolin Temple. (Student says) "Wu Zhongpei?" That's what you said, I didn't say ~ ~ ~ (grin)
12 if I had 50 atomic bombs, I would make the whole world full of mushrooms. "Why?" Because there are always rolls of mushroom clouds after the atomic bomb explosion.
13 I warn you, I have studied Qigong, and I will knock you out of No.1 Middle School as soon as I "touch".
14 "When will the teacher teach us Qigong?" I'll teach you when you are familiar with it. "Ah?" I minored in physiognomy, hee hee.
15 There is a long line in the middle of the hand, that is, the Yuzhu line, which indicates a successful career. The line of two fingers means that someone will help you when you are in trouble. I know from your behavior just now that no one will help you. Look at your palm.
16 Do you believe that I can use Qigong to make this 180 kg fat boy only 0. 1 lb? "Does he want to be a man?" 0。 1 kg can't be a dog. Who else could you be?
17 Meeting me is your greatest misfortune.
18 Angel or devil, you have been destined to be with me for 3 years. Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee.
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