What's the prologue of going to another school for an open class?

The opening remarks of going to another school for an open class are as follows:

Hello, students!

I am very happy to be here in this beautiful school today and to communicate with you lovely students. Teaching learns from each other, and the process of teaching is also a process of learning.

let me introduce myself first.

My surname is Li, Li Bai's "Li"; The name is Yilong, the "B" of Party A and Party B, and the "Long" with prosperous business.

I can't speak Mandarin very well. Occasionally, I will be invited by some schools to give a lecture on literature. If all the students here are from Shantou, I will speak in our Chaoshan dialect. I will speak in Chaoshan dialect and feel better about myself; If you speak in Mandarin, you will get a discount.

I also joked with them. I deliberately asked in Chaoshan dialect. If you don't understand Chaoshan dialect, please raise your hand, just like asking someone who didn't come, please raise your hand. Of course, no one raised their hand. Then I said, since everyone can understand Chaoshan dialect, I'll speak Chaoshan dialect. Some students said, teacher, please use Mandarin.

I said, I'm not an ordinary person and I don't speak Mandarin. Of course this is a joke. Students, I said, "I'm not an ordinary person and I don't speak Mandarin". Is there something wrong with this sentence? Raise your hand if you want to answer questions.

The problem with this sentence is that two "ordinary" are two different concepts, the former is an adjective, which means ordinary; The latter is a special noun connected with "Hua", which is the standard language of modern Chinese based on northern dialect. You see, Chinese is everywhere, and a joke also contains a lot of Chinese knowledge.

Besides my poor Mandarin, as a teacher, I still have a shortcoming, that is, my handwriting is not beautiful enough. Students, speaking Mandarin well and writing well are superficial qualities, just like your appearance, which is not the most important, but often very important.

When you go out into the society to apply for a job in the future, many people inside you will not see it at once. Some people will often shut you out because you can't speak Mandarin well, and won't give you a chance to show your talents. According to the conditions of recruiting teachers now, our great writer Lu Xun will be eliminated at the first level.

So, in the future, if you are not applying for a job, but recruiting, you might as well be a little more tolerant and give the other party a chance to fully show it, just like your school, giving me a chance to stand here.

to tell you the truth, it's time to praise yourself. What advantages do I have as a teacher?

First, I dropped out of high school after only one semester. If I can be regarded as a talent now, it may be said that I am self-taught.

I have strong self-study ability. Reading and studying is my interest. Interest is the best teacher, I am deeply convinced. I always think that a lot of knowledge of a person comes from self-study and interest in books and newspapers. As a teacher, I always pay attention to the cultivation of students' reading interest and self-study ability.

second, I have read many books and have rich knowledge. I have written many articles in all genres. Although I can't be a famous writer, I have accumulated some writing experience. All these are good for me to teach Chinese well. I also like history very much, and I can also teach it.

thirdly, this point may be overlooked by many people, but I have always attached great importance to it, that is, I have strong humanistic feelings. I have always respected the definition: the so-called language is language and humanities.