A very funny and funny personality talk about Singles’ Day

1. Recruitment: In order to relieve the pain of being single on Singles' Day, I have specially hired a number of girlfriends. Those who perform well can be hired for a long time!

2. I heard that November 11th is to commemorate those who Great men who contributed to family planning.

3. It’s great to be a bachelor, and it adds another holiday that ordinary people can’t have.

4. The trees on the horizon are like shepherd's purses, and the islands on the riverside are like the moon. Why bring wine? It’s a drunken Singles’ Day.

5. 11.11 is my holiday, and Valentine’s Day is just the past in my memory.

6. Wear bachelor’s clothes, drink bachelor’s water, eat bachelor’s meals, watch bachelor’s TV, talk bachelor’s talk, take a bachelor’s bath, and finally fart as a bachelor, sleep in a bachelor’s sleep, and you are no longer a bachelor if you love me. .

7. Singles’ Day is coming, I wish you a happy holiday, you must cherish this holiday, because this is your last Singles’ Day, and Valentine’s Day will replace this holiday!

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8. Who doesn’t want to be a nobleman who shines with the romantic color of medieval Europe? This is an unattainable dream? No! If you are still single today, you can live your life as a nobleman.

9. Being alone has no ties, and it is easy for a single person to come and go. Save money and save space. Married people are extremely envious. How can a family man have free time? Don't complain if you are single, take this opportunity to be happy every day.

10. The flowers are similar year after year, year after year... the people are the same - still the same person...

11. My wife always cheats on me; airplanes, The old tmd has crashed; life is full of tmd; being a dashing bachelor is so tmd beautiful! Happy Singles’ Day!

12. The text message arrived again: Come to me silently and marry me. Then neither of us will be single and we will both be happy.

13. Do you know that you are everything to me? You are my favorite, do you know? You are the pillar of my life, do you know that? You are the reason why I live, do you know? I sent it wrong, do you know?

14. 1 I have been a bachelor for many years. Do you want a sister Lin to fall from the sky? As long as you call "mei, mei, mei" three times tonight, you will find your favorite, it's very effective!

15. Once upon a time, a single stick wanted to become a nunchaku. Try to find another stick and connect them together to form a pair of sticks. If you try harder with both sticks, the nunchucks will become three sticks. Haha, I hope all bachelors will become three-section sticks.

16. On November 11th, there was a bachelor who spent a whole day in front of a computer!

17. How happy are we bachelors, floating among thousands of flowers? 18. A bachelor, a single aristocrat in school, a bachelor in others, a law-abiding citizen in political appearance.

19. Being single is a state. How can you live this life if you don’t live alone!

20. November 11, 11:11, thinking of this moment, I feel so sad. I am depressed. I have not yet been married just because I am not handsome. I really want to have a partner to relieve my worries. I hope that today next year, I will no longer be a bachelor

21. I blame me for being stupid. I blame my lack of fate. After several blind dates, I am still a bachelor. I hope that my relatives and friends will act as matchmakers, so that I can get married soon, end my single life, and welcome the two of us happily together.

22. It doesn’t matter whether it’s summer or winter, Just care about yourself; be it Singles' Day or Chinese Valentine's Day, just have a happy holiday; I wish you have fun, I wish you peace and health, and I wish you find true love as soon as possible!

23. Send blessings on Singles’ Day, friends, please remember. You must eat deliciously, sleep sweetly, be happy, and be safe and healthy. I wish you a happy holiday in advance!

24. Hmm, that’s a good idea - then you come to my place and I’ll marry you. Huh, I can’t be deceived, why should I go find you? If you look down on me anymore and throw me in an unfamiliar place, there will be no place for me to cry! I'm not stupid.

25. Singles are happy, singles are happy, one person is full, and the whole family is not hungry. Singles are bitter, singles are bitter, it is already twenty-five, and no one can repair the torn clothes.

26. Today is Singles’ Day, celebrated by the whole world, with joy all over the world. You have left the organization and are in the tender dire straits. Do you still remember your friends who are still single?

27, 11 = naked, the first 11 is male naked, the second 11 is female naked, so if you want to get naked as soon as possible, you need 11 11, 2 2 only in the world 28. I almost forgot what day it is today. If I hadn’t thought of you, I wouldn’t have noticed it. Days pass day by day, today is your good day, you must not forget that today is your holiday, I wish you a happy Singles' Day!

29. Sample! Drinking wine and walking on the water, singing folk songs and walking on the water; combing your lovelorn hair, walking with passionate steps; having a pair of tattered eyes, and looking for the rain and dew of love everywhere, you are so cool!

30. Singles’ Day is here. Birds are in love, ants are living together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes have miscarriages, butterflies are divorced, caterpillars have remarried, and frogs have given birth. What are you waiting for?

31. I thought I wouldn’t have to go through this year, but I didn’t know I was still alone.

32. When do bachelors come, I ask the blue sky for wine. I don’t know the gods in the sky. How many of them are bachelors? I want to ride the wind back, but I’m afraid I’m still a bachelor, and I’m lonely in the sky, so what kind of gods can I be?

33. Watch fish play in the water and swim in pairs, watch butterflies flying in love with flowers, do not feel sorry for yourself when you are alone, laugh happily when surrounded by friends, warm your heart with the care of relatives, and you will not be lonely if you have love. Happy Singles' Day!

34. The cold winter is not as scary as the desolation of loneliness; loneliness is not as scary as being single for decades; being single for decades is not as scary as receiving this text message next year. Happy Singles' Day!

35. It’s Singles’ Day again. At this time, we feel more in love with each other. Friends are consoling each other over beer, and parents and relatives are busy talking about matchmaking. Don’t be afraid to keep an empty house this year. You will definitely have a lot of children in the future - I support you!

36. Wear bachelor clothes, drink bachelor water, eat bachelor meals, watch bachelor TV, talk bachelor talk, take a bachelor bath, and finally fart as a bachelor, sleep in a bachelor's sleep, and you are no longer a bachelor if you love me. .

37. We are all singles, so no one wants the beauties in the world! Hold on! Victory belongs to us! 2019 Singles’ Day funny signatures

1. 11.11 Singles’ Day It’s coming soon, we are urgently renting beautiful girls, whether it is 188, 388, 688, or 988, as long as you are willing, the rewards will be great! Eat with you, go shopping with you, play with you, sleep with you (special service rewards are generous)! This post is valid for a long time, and the rental period can be extended indefinitely~~~, yes, yes, yes, ah, beauty? Come and sign up!? Those with good figure and good looks will get double the reward!!!

2. Don’t ask for a glue-like paint, just ask for a loving wife in your arms; don’t ask for a shining star, just ask for a heart that is not empty; don’t ask for irrigation of love, just ask for not causing a public nuisance; don’t ask for blind worship, just ask for never being sloppy. Singles' Day, I wish you have offspring soon!

3. Let me tell you some terms: January 1st is the Little Singles' Day, January 11th and November 1st are the Middle Singles' Day, and November 11th It's Singles' Day. The male bachelor is called Guangguang, the female bachelor is called Mingming, and the one who is a couple is called Shuangshuang. The mascot of Singles' Day is 4 fried dough sticks and 1 egg. When placed together, it becomes 1111. Recently, everyone is discussing the possibility that November 11 of the lunar calendar coincides with the solar calendar

5. On Singles’ Day, there is a trick to strip naked. Method: Hang 11 bricks from your neck, climb up an 11-meter-high tree, tie a 1-meter-long rubber band on your trouser legs, tie the other end to the tree, jump down with your eyes closed, if you can't take off all your clothes, come to me!

6. Singles’ Day is here. Birds are in love, ants are living together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes have miscarriages, butterflies are divorced, caterpillars have remarried, and frogs have given birth. What are you waiting for? ?

7. Singles’ Day is here. Singles, you should eat more steamed buns and less vegetables, save money to fall in love; put on a cassock, recite sutras, and go on blind dates when you have time. ; It doesn’t matter if you don’t have a car or a house, the key is to have a heart that is not a bachelor.

8. Singles’ Day has a code word. If you look closely, you will know that Singles’ Day is unrealistic. Choosing 11 is the opposite meaning. Singles are single but doubles are secretly single. Plank roads are built openly and warehouses are secretly built. Two and one are partying side by side. Being in pairs is not a bachelor.

9. Singles’ declaration: No gifts will be accepted during the holiday today, only girlfriends will receive gifts! It is said that friends who receive this text message will receive a mysterious gift within 3 days! I wish you a happy Singles’ Day !

10. This is the Year of Singles, and today is Singles Day. Singles, big and small, pay attention. The secret to getting naked is to be naked: blind dates use up resources, love letters use up words, pursuit uses up energy, and falling in love uses up wages. Guang, Weibo exposed the news!

11. For the sake of my friends, let me give you a break. I heard that the Buddha is planning to remove those ugly people who are running around on Singles’ Day. , all the bachelors who are always being kicked and still feel at ease are put into the temple, hurry up and hide.

12. You are a bachelor because Cupid’s archery skills are too poor and his aim is always inaccurate; the red line used by Yue Lao is always broken. Singles' Day is here, I have helped them correct it, and you will be able to take off your clothes smoothly!

13. The Sutra says: Dust returns to dust, dust returns to dust, being a bachelor is not hard, you can decide everything by yourself; Hua Fei Flowers and mist are not mist. Singles can live anywhere and will eventually find a good home. May the Lord bless you on Singles’ Day.

14, 11 = naked, the first 11 is naked for men, and the second 11 is naked for women, so if you want to get naked as soon as possible, you need 11 11, 2 2 only in the world To rely on.

15. A pair of couplets for boys: Nothing matters during the day, nothing matters at night. Girls: Hollow during the day, hollow at night. Dedicated to all the bachelor friends!

16. Order No. 1 on Singles’ Day: Appoint you as the kingdom of nakedness - the province of couples - the city of twins - the peach blossom county with your life - the beautiful township - left and right Baocun - village chief, takes office immediately. I also give you the yellow horse hexagram to attract bees and butterflies, and you can walk freely in the love field.

17. Today is Singles’ Day. It’s so painful for me to be single. Today I finally mustered up the courage to tell you, I, I, like you, your sister!

18. Being single. It’s been many years. Do you want a sister Lin to fall from the sky? Just call me sister three times tonight, sister, sister, sister, and you will find your favorite. It’s very effective!

19 , the fish in the pond are always bubbling, the birds in the trees are always chirping, and the people on the road are always smiling weirdly at me, ah! It turns out there is something important that I almost missed: Brother, I wish you Singles’ Day on 11.11 Happy!

20. According to legend, there are four men, of course they are all bachelors, that is, the kind who have no wife, no girlfriend, no lover, and no such-and-such partner. They get together to play mahjong. Call from 11am to 11pm. Winning or losing is secondary. The strange thing is that in the process of playing mahjong, no matter who draws the cards, draws himself or receives the gun, it is always a draw with four. So from beginning to end, there are four, four, four. In the end, the person who lost a lot got angry. He slapped the table and said, "Four of four, four of what?" The other three said, "Four of four, what else?" Four what? This is not a problem at first. In mahjong tiles, four is four, there is no such thing as four. However, after playing mahjong, they took a shower together, took off their clothes and pants, and the answer came out quickly. The person who lost the money was very excited. He rushed into the water and cheered. I know what the four items are. I know what the four items are! After Singles' Day, these four bachelors specially set this as Singles' Day to commemorate that they finally knew what the four items were. . It just so happens that this day happens to be November 11th. According to the calendar, it is just right, no more and no less, that is, four lines

21. Singles’ Day is here, I wish you are naked with worries, naked with sorrow, and have good luck. The light is bright, good luck shines, happiness carries forward, and happiness shines forever. Happy Singles' Day!

22. Singles experience one-day tour, round trip by bus, activities include cleaning the floors and kitchen grease in my house, scrubbing pots and pans, washing clothes, bringing lunch, two hundred people, sign up Hurry.

23. Today is your holiday, and I will give you a big gift: 4 fried dough sticks and 1 bun! Four fried dough sticks are four 1’s, and the bun is the dot in the middle 11.11! Happy Singles’ Day!

24. 11.11 Singles’ Day is coming soon. Handsome guy rents it out, not 998, not 888, not 668, but only 38 yuan, yes, your boyfriend will take it home! You won’t suffer a loss if you rent for 38 yuan, you won’t suffer any loss if you rent it for 38 yuan You won’t be deceived if you rent for 38 yuan, but you can get it back for 38 yuan. You can’t buy a car or a house, but you can experience being a bride. First come, first served, beauties are given priority. If you book a rental now, you can also enjoy the government’s subsidy for beautiful men going to the countryside. (13 yuan), stop hesitating and wait for the magic horse? Act quickly! 11.11 Singles’ Day Classic Funny Personalized Autographs

11.11 Singles’ Day Classic Funny Personalized Autographs

1. Yuelao , why should I trust you? You are still a bachelor yourself.

2. Singles’ Day is here. Birds are in love, ants are living together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes have miscarriages, butterflies are divorced, caterpillars have remarried, and frogs have given birth. What are you waiting for?

3. Let me spend Singles’ Day alone, let me spend Valentine’s Day alone, let me spend Christmas Eve alone, let me spend Christmas alone, and let me spend exams alone if I have the ability. .

4. Just thinking about it, I have to spend Singles’ Day alone this year.

5. Nowadays, all primary school students have celebrated Valentine’s Day, middle school students have celebrated Singles’ Day, and a group of high school students and college students are left to celebrate Children’s Day all day long

6. Men are different in height Fat or thin, women have black and white beauty and ugliness. This matter is difficult to solve in ancient times. I hope people will live long and there will be no more bachelors!

7. I am a bachelor, I am shameful, I am a waste of paper for the country.

8. The river flows eastward, and the bachelors in the world go to pick up girls. Let’s go when we say we can, you go, I go, all of them go! When I meet someone on the road, I yell, “If you like me, just follow me!” Holding hands in front of the Civil Affairs Bureau!

9. I am not lonely, but I am enjoying loneliness!

10. In fact, it doesn’t matter if I can’t celebrate Singles’ Day, as long as the people I like also celebrate Singles’ Day.

11. If I can’t find an umbrella I like, I would rather get wet in the rain.

12. On Singles’ Day, there were two people accompanying me: Master Kong and Muto Lan.

13. Those who have a crush on me, why are you so calm? It’s almost Singles’ Day, so you need to express your love as soon as possible.

14. Someone asked me if you are still alone on Singles Day? Damn it, I'm not a human being, how can I turn into a dog?

15. No gifts will be accepted for the holiday today, only boyfriends will receive gifts!

16. When will a bachelor be born? I will ask the blue sky for my wine. I don’t know the gods in the sky. How many of them are bachelors? I want to ride the wind back, but I am afraid that I am still a bachelor and lonely in the sky. What kind of gods can I be?

17. Who said that 11.11 is Singles’ Day and you have to be single? I think the true meaning of 11.11 is: love only one person for the rest of your life.

18. I say happy Singles’ Day, but in my heart I envy the happiness of two people.

19. What I hate the most is when people tell me Happy Singles’ Day. What’s terrible is that I have to say thank you.

20. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a group of bachelors going to a brothel. 21. Bachelor: A new member of the martial arts spectrum. It is commonly used at home and is a must-have for travel. It can be used to dig corners and gather fragrant herbs. It has the miraculous effect of entertaining bees and butterflies for self-entertainment. It is deeply loved by young people.

22. It’s Singles’ Day again. Yue Lao will give big rewards to VIP customers who have been in contact with you for a long time. Special express delivery is a red line, and free shipping is a fate. You can take care of whoever you want.

23. On Singles’ Day this year, I can only entrust my happiness to my left hand!

24. The best recipe for Singles’ Day: two fried dough sticks and two scallions for breakfast, two ribs and two bottles of beer for lunch, and two bowls of noodles and two hams for dinner. Eat like this and you won't need this recipe next year!

25. The ugly stroke is 4, the poor stroke is 7, and the sum equals 11. This is the reason for being single.

26. I was sitting at home playing Lianliankan on Singles’ Day, and I saw a pair splitting up a pair. Funny signatures for Singles' Day 2019

Funny signatures for Singles' Day: Being single is a state, how can you live this life if you don't live alone

1. Recruitment: I am a bachelor. To relieve the pain of being single, we have specially hired several girlfriends. Those who perform well can be hired for a long time!

2. I heard that November 11th is to commemorate those great men who have contributed to family planning.

3. It’s great to be a bachelor, and it adds another holiday that ordinary people can’t have.

4. The trees on the horizon are like shepherd's purses, and the islands on the riverside are like the moon. Why bring wine? ***Drunk Singles’ Day.

5. 11.11 is my holiday, and Valentine’s Day is just the past in my memory.

6. Wear bachelor’s clothes, drink bachelor’s water, eat bachelor’s meals, watch bachelor’s TV, talk bachelor’s talk, take a bachelor’s bath, and finally fart as a bachelor, sleep in a bachelor’s sleep, and you are no longer a bachelor if you love me. .

7. Singles’ Day is coming, I wish you a happy holiday, you must cherish this holiday, because this is your last Singles’ Day, and Valentine’s Day will replace this holiday!

8. Who doesn’t want to be a nobleman who shines with the romantic color of medieval Europe? This is an unattainable dream? No! If you are still single today, you can live your noble life freely.

9. Being alone has no ties, and it is convenient for a single person to come and go. Save money and save space. Married people are extremely envious. How can a family man have free time? Don't complain if you are single, take this opportunity to be happy every day.

10. Flowers are similar year after year, and people are the same year after year.

11. My wife always cheats on me; my plane crashes; my life , Damn it all; being a dashing bachelor is so damn beautiful! Happy Singles’ Day!

12. The text message arrived again: Come to me silently and marry me. Then neither of us will be single and we will both be happy.

13. Do you know that you are everything to me? You are my favorite, do you know? You are the pillar of my life, do you know that? You are the reason why I live, do you know? I sent it wrong, do you know?

14. 1 I have been a bachelor for many years. Do you want a sister Lin to fall from the sky? As long as you call sister, sister, sister three times in a row tonight, you will find your favorite, it works!

15. Once upon a time, a single stick wanted to become a nunchaku. Try to find another stick and connect them together to form a pair of sticks. If you try harder with both sticks, the nunchucks will become three sticks. Haha, I hope all bachelors will become three-section sticks.

16. On November 11th, there was a bachelor who spent a whole day in front of a computer!

17. How happy are we singles, floating among thousands of flowers, silently but leaving some fragrance!

18. A bachelor is a bachelor in school, a bachelor in other words, and a law-abiding citizen in politics.

19. Being single is a state. How can you live this life if you don’t live alone!

20. November 11, 11:11. Thinking of this moment, I feel very depressed. Just because I am not handsome, I have not yet been married. I really want to have a friend to relieve my worries. .I hope that today next year, I will no longer be a bachelor

21. Blame me for being stupid and blame me for not being destined. After several blind dates, I am still a bachelor. I hope that my relatives and friends will act as matchmakers to get married as soon as possible and end my bachelorhood. Life is a blessing for two people.

22. Whether it’s summer or winter, just care about yourself; whether it’s Singles’ Day or Chinese Valentine’s Day, just have a happy holiday; I wish you Have fun, I wish you safety and health, and I wish you find true love as soon as possible!

23. Send blessings on Singles’ Day, friends, please remember. You must eat deliciously, sleep sweetly, be happy, and be safe and healthy. I wish you a happy holiday in advance!

24. Hmm, that’s a good idea - then you come to my place and I’ll marry you. Huh, I can’t be deceived, why should I go find you? If you look down on me anymore and throw me in an unfamiliar place, there will be no place for me to cry! I'm not stupid.

25. Singles are happy, singles are happy, one person is full, and the whole family is not hungry. Singles are bitter, singles are bitter, it is already twenty-five, and no one can repair the torn clothes.

26. Today is Singles’ Day, celebrated by the whole world, with joy all over the world. You have left the organization and are in the tender dire straits. Do you still remember your friends who are still single?

27, 11 = naked, the first 11 is male naked, the second 11 is female naked, so if you want to get naked as soon as possible, you need 11 11, 2 2 only in the world 28. I almost forgot what day it is today. If I hadn’t thought of you, I wouldn’t have noticed it. Days go by day by day, today is a good day for you, don’t forget that today is your holiday, I wish you a happy Singles’ Day!

29. Sample! Drinking wine and walking on the water, singing folk songs and walking on the water; combing your lovelorn hair and walking with passionate steps; having a pair of ragged eyes and looking for love everywhere, you are so cool!

30. Singles’ Day is here. Birds are in love, ants are living together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes have miscarriages, butterflies are divorced, caterpillars have remarried, and frogs have given birth. What are you waiting for?

31. I thought I wouldn’t have to go through this year, but I didn’t know I was still alone.

32. When do bachelors come, I ask the blue sky for wine. I don’t know the gods in the sky. How many of them are bachelors? I want to ride the wind back, but I’m afraid I’m still a bachelor, and I’m lonely in the sky, so what kind of gods can I be?

33. Watch fish play in the water and swim in pairs, watch butterflies flying in love with flowers, do not feel sorry for yourself when you are alone, laugh happily when surrounded by friends, warm your heart with the care of relatives, and you will not be lonely if you have love. Happy Singles' Day!

34. The cold winter is not as scary as the desolation of loneliness; loneliness is not as scary as being single for decades; being single for decades is not as scary as receiving this text message next year. Happy Singles' Day!

35. It’s Singles’ Day again. At this time, we feel more in love with each other. Friends are consoling each other over beer, and parents and relatives are busy talking about matchmaking. Don’t be afraid to keep an empty house this year. You will definitely have a lot of children in the future - I support you!

36. Wear bachelor clothes, drink bachelor water, eat bachelor meals, watch bachelor TV, talk bachelor talk, take a bachelor bath, and finally fart as a bachelor, sleep in a bachelor's sleep, and you are no longer a bachelor if you love me. .

37. If everyone is single, no one wants the beauties in the world! Hang in there! Victory belongs to us!