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1 1, think about it from another angle.

Two Christians, A and B, are addicted to cigarettes while praying. A Christian asked the priest, "Can I smoke when I pray?" The

1 1, think about it from another angle.

Two Christians, A and B, are addicted to cigarettes while praying. A Christian asked the priest, "Can I smoke when I pray?" The priest replied, "No!" The second believer asked the priest, "Can I pray when I smoke?" The priest replied, "Of course!" .

Smoking while praying is disrespectful to God. As a priest, of course I will object. And when you smoke, you are praying, which can better express Christians' gratitude and praise for their divine grace. How can a priest refuse?

In horse racing, Tian Ji didn't make great efforts to buy the best horse, but got on the horse with the inferior horse, dismounted with the middle horse, and abandoned the superior horse with the middle horse. Before the war, he made himself invincible and won easily.

Some seemingly complicated questions actually have simple answers, and the key lies in how to find the starting point of the problem. When it is difficult to find the answer according to the conventional thinking mode, we might as well consider it from another angle, which may make you have unexpected gains.

12 life and choice

Three people are going to be put in prison for three years, and the warden gives each of them a request.

Americans love to smoke cigars and asked for three boxes of cigars.

The French are the most romantic and want to be accompanied by beautiful women.

The Jew said he wanted a telephone to communicate with the outside world.

Three years later, the first person who rushed out was an American, with a cigar in his mouth and shouting, "Give me a fire, give me a fire!" " "It turned out that he forgot to make a fire.

Then the French came. I saw a child in his hand, a beautiful woman holding a child in her hand and a third one in her belly.

Finally, the Jews came out. He held the warden's hand tightly and said, "I have been in contact with the outside world every day for three years." My business has not stopped, but has increased by 200%. To express my gratitude, I want to send you an old Schleswig! "

This story tells us that what kind of choice determines what kind of life. Today's life is determined by our choices three years ago, and today's choices will determine our life three years later. We should choose to get in touch with the latest information and understand the latest trends, so as to create our own future better.

13, interesting trash can

If you are a park manager, how do you deal with tourists littering everywhere?

Is it troublesome to clean up? Is it ignored? Or go to the management department to apply for several fine receipts to fine the parties?

See how other park managers do it.

In a park in Brussels, Belgium, managers replaced the monotonous trash can with some funny-looking fat puppets. These funny fat puppets opened their mouths. When the tourists threw them into the garbage, they cried vividly, "Thank you!" " This aroused great interest of tourists, who tried to throw waste into its mouth. Some children pick up rubbish everywhere and even bring rubbish from home to "feed" it.

An amusement park in Pennsylvania, USA, has set up many trash cans where you can beg for food. When the garbage is thrown in, it will send out: "Thank you, it's delicious. Can I have some more? " So everyone is willing to throw garbage in and keep the venue clean all the time.

There is a sensor on the trash can in the streets of many cities in the Netherlands. Whenever garbage is thrown into the bucket, the sensor will automatically play a philosophical story or a happy joke, and its content often changes, which attracts many people to throw garbage into the bucket with great interest in order to hear interesting philosophical stories or happy jokes.

The highest state of management is to achieve effective management through creative rationality. Excellent ideas can achieve satisfactory management results in a harmonious and meticulous atmosphere.

14, depending on people.

A brigade commander has three heads with different personalities: Head A always takes the lead in his work, and important things must be done in person; Colonel B has a high reputation among soldiers, but he loves to be competitive and likes to fight with his superiors. The colonel is used to completing the task to the letter, but he lacks initiative.

Before attacking a well-defended position, according to the personality characteristics of several heads, the brigade commander issued such a task:

Colonel Dunjia: "Dear Colonel, in this battle, your regiment will shoulder the heavy burden of attack, with regiment B and regiment C as the rear wings of the people, and attack will begin at twelve o'clock."

Said to Colonel B, "Our enemy is very strong. It may be too reluctant to attack now, but the situation requires us to do so. Can you talk about your own views? "

As the brigade commander expected. Colonel B said disapprovingly, "General, I don't quite agree with your analysis. We have a way to win by how! "

"Then try a plan!" -at this time, I gave the prepared command to Colonel B!

For Colonel C, the brigade commander gave the order directly, but added many details that were not reported in the previous two orders.

As a result, the tasks of the three regiments were well completed and the brigade won the battle.

Therefore, a successful leader should be good at fostering strengths and avoiding weaknesses, adapting to local conditions, teaching students in accordance with their aptitude, using them according to their needs and guiding them according to the situation, rather than simply unified command.

15, disciple's minor fault

Once upon a time, there was a famous barber shop near the city wall. This barber is skilled, kind-hearted and has a good business. Because a person is too busy, he chose a little apprentice from many artists who seek art here.

The young apprentice is really smart and diligent, and he is deeply loved by the master. In the morning and evening, when there were few guests, the master began to preach. In order to let his disciples practice, the master specially bought a lot of wax gourd and practiced on it according to the method of shaving.

This apprentice has such a habit that when he is practicing shaving wax gourd, if the master asks him to do something, he will insert the razor into the wax gourd he is practicing. The master told him many times that this habit is very bad and must be corrected as soon as possible. But the apprentice felt that this was not a big problem at all and always disagreed.

As time goes by, the apprentice's skills become more and more skilled, but the habit of inserting a razor into wax gourd has not changed. On this day, the master wanted to try the apprentice's craft and let him shave himself. Shave, shave, there are guests outside. The apprentice is going to say hello. So, as usual, I habitually plugged in a razor. ...

I heard the master shout loudly and fell down with his hand over his head.

It can be seen that if the minor faults are not corrected in time, you may make irreparable mistakes!

16, Bible 129

A priest saw a nun on the side of the road while driving, so he stopped to give her a lift. When she got into the car, she cocked her feet and let her lovely legs emerge from her robe. After the priest took a look, his restless hands moved to her beautiful thighs.

The nun said to him, "Father, remember the poem 129?"

The priest blushed and apologized. He was forced to move his hand, but it was hard to resist the temptation of beautiful legs. After a while, his hand slipped on his beautiful leg again.

The nun said, "Father, remember the poem 129?"

The priest apologized again: "I'm sorry, sister!"

After arriving at the monastery, the nun gave him a meaningful look when she got off the bus and left.

When the priest returned to the church, he hurriedly took out his Bible and wanted to know what the psalm 129 was.

-Psalm 129: Go ahead, seek, go deeper, and you will find glory.

The story tells you: always be familiar with your work, or you will miss many opportunities.

17, let nature take its course

An architect designed a combined office building around the green space. After the completion, the garden management department asked him where the sidewalk should be laid. He asked the management to plant grass around the office building.

After summer, a path is stepped on the grass, which is elegant and natural. The more people walk, the wider it is, and the fewer people walk, the narrower it is. The architect had people lay sidewalks along these footprints.

This street meets the needs of pedestrians harmoniously and naturally, and becomes a beautiful scenery of this combined office building group.

For many things, we should pay attention to let nature take its course, which conforms to the laws of nature and gets twice the result with half the effort.

18, try again.

A young man went to Microsoft to apply for a job, but the company didn't advertise for a job. Seeing the general manager puzzled, the young man explained in broken English that he was passing by and rushed in. The general manager thought it was very new, so he made an exception and let him try it. The interview result was unexpected, and the young people performed poorly. His explanation to the general manager was that he had not prepared in advance. The general manager thought he was just looking for an excuse to go down the stairs, so he casually replied, "Try again when you are ready."

A week later, the young man walked into the door of Microsoft again, and this time he failed. But compared with the first time, his performance is much better. The general manager gave him the same answer as last time: "Try again when you are ready." In this way, the young man stepped into the door of Microsoft five times and was finally hired by the company, becoming the key training object of the company.

Perhaps, our life journey is full of swamps and thorns; Perhaps the scenery we are pursuing will always be mountains and rivers. Perhaps, our steps forward are always heavy and stumbling; Perhaps, we need to grope for a long time in the dark to find the light; Perhaps, our devout faith will be entangled in secular dust and fog, but we can't fly freely; Perhaps, our noble soul can't find the pure land in reality for the time being ... then, why can't we say "try again" to ourselves firmly and confidently with the courage of the brave?

Try again and you may reach the other side of success!

Husband and lion.

Once upon a time, there was a woman who liked her husband very much, but he was always cold to her. So she asked a wizard to give her some charm to attract her husband.

The wizard thought about it and agreed to her request, on the condition that three hairs on the living lion must be given to the wizard.

The woman thought, it is true that a lion often haunts near the village, but how can I get the lion's hair? She thought for a long time and finally came up with a solution.

The next morning, she took a lamb, put it in a place where lions often haunt, and then went home by herself. For a long time, women sent a lamb to the lion every day. Gradually, the lion got to know her. When it finally saw her, it shook its tail in a friendly way, approached the woman and patted her gently.

After gaining the lion's complete trust, the woman carefully distributed the three hairs on the lion to the wizard.

The wizard smiled and said to her, "I think you should find a way by yourself." Even such a fierce lion has been tamed by you, let alone your husband! " The wizard was right. If she tries to persuade her husband by taming the lion, I see no reason why she can't succeed.