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The last sketch co-performed by Zhao Benshan and Fan Wei is also the first sketch co-performed by Zhao Benshan and Xiao Shenyang!

Zhao Benshan, Shenyang, Fan Wei, and Cai Ming are bursting with cooperation sketch "Recruitment Scam" to help you see through all kinds of recruitment scams!

Face the severe employment situation in 21, and satirize the current situation of cheating in enterprise recruitment!

Uncle Benshan got rid of the image of a farmer, and Boss Ma went into battle again. Fan Wei incarnates as an elite in the workplace, and it is hard to prevent being fooled.

A large poster at the boss's desk, with a picture of a tiger in South China as the background, reads: Mashi Whitening is only for women. Do you have ambition? Do you want to be the "master"? Do you want to be the boss? Mars International is the platform, space and Jiangnan for you to reach the peak of your life! The internationally renowned beauty technology group is looking for a number of planners and designers, and requires a full-time bachelor degree or above. Here are two medals, "Supreme Beauty Award" and "Integrity Model Unit".

Cai: ma dong, it's no good. our whitening agent has been found to be unqualified by industry and commerce, and it is being publicized on the internet.

ma: what the hell? Don't worry, don't panic. Also, what Ma Dong Ma Dong, how many times have I said, call the chairman in front of people and call him Big Uncle in the office! I don't know. I thought the toilet was leaking again

Cai: uncle, what shall we do?

ma: change the name, redesign the packaging, and have a promotion soon. (Look at the advertising poster) Just call it Tiger Whitening Essence!

Cai: how to promote sales?

ma: where are the people you recruited?

Cai: I had an interview this afternoon, and I worked in the top 5.

ma: then give him some blank sheets of paper and ask him to write a planning plan, with more than 3, words.

(Fan Shang)

Fan: Nowadays, it is too difficult to find a job. Some time ago, I sent more than 18 resumes online and only received eight interview calls. Three of them still came uninvited, all claiming to be international financial groups, issuing credit cards, selling insurance and illegally speculating in foreign exchange. Recently, there are none at all. I thought my mobile phone was broken, so I called my number several times a day. The economic crisis has come, and the ranks of swindlers and thieves have also expanded. Also beware of those who cheat money through recruitment, and those who accept money will not go. Watch your bag, hold on to your money, and don't just take your mobile phone and run away!

(SMS rings) Thank you for applying for the advertising planning position of Mars Enterprise International Group. Please come to the 18th floor of the International Building for an interview at 2 pm today.

fan: this short message was sent in time. I called yesterday.

Cai: Hello, Mars International.

fan: hello, I'm here for an interview.

Cai: Well, we have an exam question. Please do it first. After the answer, here is an article that the media interviewed our chairman. You should read it carefully. Then our chairman will interview in person.

(after reading the thick newspaper clippings)

Cai: Have you finished reading it? This way, please

ma: I read your plan, but I really didn't expect it.

fan: I didn't expect that? I didn't expect it to be good or bad.

ma: I've made my point clear to you. am I still the boss?

m: let me introduce the company first. Mars Group, headquartered in LA, USA, entered China in 1998, and established Mars future lab Company in 22, devoted to life science, genetic engineering and health and beauty research. Our strategy is to set up 5 branches in the United States and Japan in 3-5 years, and 15 branches and 88 core franchisees in China in 3-5 years to provide professional services to users all over the world. In such a rapid development process, talent is our greatest desire, and I always believe that the most valuable minute is the one invested in employees. Buffett said that life is like snowballing, and it is important to find a long slope. I believe Mars International is the longest slope on your young people's road to success.

fan: climbing a hill.

ma: this is a medal of honor for our company's integrity. In the whole province. . .

fan: wait a minute. I'm sorry, chairman. Is the "test" of the integrity test unit wrong? It should be a sign of expression.

ma: really? oh, maybe, like you, you have a probation period after coming. the brand has just been bought, no, it has only been here for a few days. What are your strengths?

fan: planning.

ma: do you know about the 4 trillion yuan? There are so many zeros behind 4, how many zeros can you plan for us?

fan: those are big national projects, so I don't think so.

Ma: Mars International's sales will exceed 8 million this year, and our goal is to enter the world's top 5 companies within five years! As a business leader, I entered the list, but I haven't entered the list for many years.

fan: Forbes?

ma: just that. The company has entered the countdown to listing! To the United States, Spartak, this is a photo of our 2-day countdown celebration.

fan: Nasdaq?

ma: yes, enter Nasdaq.

fan: wait a minute. how many years do I count as 2 days?

ma: forget it, we need to let everyone know that Mars International is going public. (pulls out a broken gong) Look, all the gongs for opening the market are ready.

(showing the gong) Fan: A little familiar? Monkey monkey?

(the scheme is given to Cai) Ma: For the candidate who designs, let him make a design draft according to the planning scheme, that is to say, check whether his ideas are correct. It's a mule or a horse. Pull it out for a walk.

ma: test your observation ability. What do you say if, if, you have huge property that you can't explain clearly?

fan: what else? real estate speculation.

ma: test your reaction ability. If the Shenzhou-8 spaceship was parked outside the window now, would you go in? If it could go anywhere, where would you ask it to take you?

fan: of course! Where to? Los Angeles?

Ma: Mars International is well-known in Los Angeles. When you leave the airport, tell the taxi driver to go directly to Ma Fu.

ma: let's test your judgment again. You come up by elevator, and there is a diamond at the door of each elevator from the first floor to the tenth floor. The diamond is of different sizes. The elevator doors on each floor will open once, and only diamonds can be taken once. How can I get the biggest one?

fan: if you think it's big, take it quickly. what if the elevator breaks down? What if there is a power outage?

ma: when you answer questions in the interview, you must pause for 2 seconds to make sure you understand what I mean.

Cai: What do you mean by your last two questions?

ma: it's nothing. I just asked him to go back in a daze.

m: do you have any questions?

fan: what is the annual leave of the company?

ma: annual leave? Chinese New Year holiday? Sure.

Cai: He said paid annual leave.

ma: paid? No work? I have never received such a leave application from an employee. Don't you know that we work on Saturdays in our city?

fan: how was the contract signed?

ma: once a year, the probation period is half a year.

fan: according to the law, if you have a one-year contract, the probation period cannot exceed two months.

Cai: According to the new labor law, the probation period of a three-year contract can only be six months.

m: it's okay to sign for three years or ten years, and the probation period is half a year.

Cai: After signing for ten years, there will be no fixed-term contract.

ma: huh? Is there a fixed term? What kind of law is this?

ma: three years, then, and let him feel bored and leave at the end of the first year.

Cai: What if he still finds it interesting?

ma: if he still finds it interesting, then I think you are boring.

m: how is your imagination?

Fan: I had a strange dream last night: the Chinese New Year was coming, and I asked someone to kill a cow. After the killing, the butcher asked me to take some meat and leave. I refused, took a lot of meat, sat there and ate several plates of beef hot pot, and finally left some and gave it to him.

ma: I may kill cows. What's your salary requirement?

fan: more than three thousand.

ma: for our position, the annual salary is 1,, and the converted monthly salary must be more than 4,. That's it for today. You're done. Go back and listen. The Chinese New Year is coming, it is hard to find a job, and the expenses are indispensable. Anyone who collects money through recruitment should be careful. Anyone who drives to pick you up, asks an assistant to pick you up, or asks someone to bring a laptop for an interview, should be careful that money and things on their mobile phones are robbed and cheated.

fan: thank you for reminding me. Goodbye.

(Fan Xia) (Shen Shang)

Shen: Chairman, how is this treatment different from what you said at the beginning?

ma: how is it different?

Shen: at that time, I asked you if your salary was paid on time, and you said "of course". I asked you if attendance was strict, and you said, "It depends, and sometimes it can be flexible.".

ma: you must be mistaken. you asked me if attendance was strict, and I said of course. You asked me if my salary was paid on time. I said it depends, and sometimes it can be flexible.

Shen: I asked you if you had a car sticker. A meal sticker is a meal subsidy and a transportation subsidy. You replied, "Of course, it is definitely higher than that of your peers!" I asked you to hear that the company worked overtime, and you replied, "No way. Who told you that?"

m: you must remember it wrong again. You asked me if my company worked overtime, and I told you, "Needless to say, it is definitely higher than my peers!" You asked me if there was any subsidy for meals and transportation, and my answer was "impossible. Who told you that?"

(Shen Xia)

(Phone rings)

Cai: Uncle, the property management said that if the rent and utilities were not paid, they would pull the switch and move the table. What should I do?

ma: what should I do? Pack your things. I'm tired of living in this place. Give them the table. Move in the afternoon.

Cai: what if someone asks?

Ma: Just go to the nursing home to express condolences to the elderly, send warm, and bring some bedding and fruit.

Cai: what should I do if I find the property in the future?

ma: don't worry. I signed the contract with Master Ma! Not Ma Dashuai! I learned it from the farmer who patted the tiger.

ma: let's go.