Who has a classic line to recruit a girlfriend?

Don't come if you want to find a handsome guy. If you want to find a wallet, don't see him. Don't talk about master's degree or above, don't talk about female entrepreneurs (except small business owners), so we won't be disappointed in each other. Love has been hit repeatedly, please don't disturb dissatisfied women who are disappointed with the man. A talented husband who looks like Andy Lau and Tom Cruise will not propose to you. Of course, I didn't dream of Notting Hill either. If you are really a fairy, I can't stand it. I didn't expect you to look like the cover of a pictorial, and you were shocked at first sight. Ordinary people who are fashionable in appearance, conservative in heart and healthy in body and mind will do. It would be more reliable if it were more or less elegant. Don't be too careful, don't be too small, you can fold clothes. Every time I wash them, I flatten them and fold them like I just bought them from the store. Be specific enough! Let me introduce myself. I am old and rich. I don't smoke or drink. Fifty-fifty character, dishonest, but timid by nature. I can't do it without breaking the law. Generally speaking, it still belongs to a category that is beneficial to the crowd and harmless to society.

You are the only one who is interested.