Sketches and movie lines

>You can't

What do you think?

How about I give you a lesson in martial arts

No, please see if my basic skills are solid or not

I'll give you a cross

Here comes the director

Come over here and have a look

Look at the director

What do you think? How's it going?

Director, do you like it

I can still carry it up

He has really practiced it

I can carry it up Director

Okay, okay, how about it

Let me talk about the dramaturg

Is there a second actor to sign up

No Why

Forty recruitment advertisements

I took them all off

Just promise me, director

I will tell you You say I am the director

Every day I look forward to this day

You know how much I long to be a movie actor

But you know I’m not good

Okay

I told you this year

I’ll use you again

Really Director

What we call this

If you don’t fight, you can’t make a deal

Now it’s all up to you

No problem director

Okay, let me tell you

Our drama

It reflects the appearance of our rural areas in recent years

That is

What a big change, yes

The changes in the countryside are huge, yes

Farmers’ homes

They have bought everything

Color TV tape recorder

What are you talking about?

Sewing machine, bicycle watch

And old hen

What

Professional chicken farmers

In some homes

He also bought

a car and a tractor

Tractor, small tractor

Walking tractor

Going to the fields on a motorcycle

Some of them have that majestic beep

What are you beeping about? You beep

You said it, I said it

I said it

You didn’t say it, right?

You said it

Is that so

Yes

This

You already know the great situation

I know it all

I won’t tell you any more

Let me tell you about this play

Tell me about this script

What’s inside my script

It mainly describes a middle-aged farmer

Middle-aged farmer

What a coincidence, let me tell you

I am exactly thirty years old this year

This one

There is rural life

You see, my grandfather is a farmer

My father, you know

That I’m half a farmer

Of course I’m a descendant of farmers

Right?

Although I stayed in the hospital for a year

But in the hospital

I am particularly concerned about the situation in rural areas

Director

You tell me

No, director, don’t be angry

Listen to you

I’ve finished what you say

Listen to you

Is this yes?

Is this right? Yes, yes

Is this yes?

Is this yes?

Yes

What is it?

I don’t know what it is

You don’t know

Where did I just say it?

You said there was a middle-aged farmer

About this

I am exactly thirty years old

I know this

Look My grandfather is a farmer

My father

Can you shut up

Sorry, sorry, director

I still listen to you

This middle-aged farmer

He came back from selling surplus grain in the county town

With a lot of money in his hand

After he met the villagers

He said something happily

I got it

In fact, this scene is very simple, right

It is a very happy emotion

This is no problem director

No problem, let me tell you

Isn’t it just that I am happy, right?

I have this Characteristics

What characteristics

I feel happy when I see money

Hold the banknote in my hand

One, five, one, fifteen, two Ten

Twenty-five-thirty is fine

Forty-five-fifty is fine

No problem, just listen

I am Wang Laowu

Not you

Didn’t your last name change

Why did you change your name

Isn’t your name Zhu Shimao

This is the line I said

This is the line I said

Yes, I say it to you

Folks, you say it

I, Wang Laowu

I have never seen so much money

Nothing to say

What kind of director

No What are you talking about

Come to my house and drink

Go drink

What do you think of this figure

Come and do it again

Start from the beginning

It’s this finger

You said

Folks, I am Wang Laowu

Stop, don’t want you to say it

Don’t want me to say it

Come on, come on

I want to say it again

You say Xiang stop

I don’t want you to say it

Then I won’t say it

What I’m saying is that you don’t want you to say these two words

That’s right, I’m the only one No words left to say

Why are you so stupid?

I am not stupid, why are you not stupid?

I am not stupid, you are not stupid

You can’t even tell if you don’t say it?

I know very clearly what it is

I will say it if you ask me to say it

I won’t say it if you don’t want me to say it

I said it is like this

You say it

You don’t say it

I'm not right

You said it was the latter one

Folks, I, Wang Laowu, etc.

You still need to say

Yes, I just said it from you

Folks, Wang Tingting

It was you who said you must not say it

This director

Do you want me to say it?

Or don't you want me to say it?

It depends on mine

I think it depends on yours

You are very happy to see the folks

Very happy

You said

Folks

That’s what I said

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I have made you so angry

Director

Do you want me to say it or not?

Look at mine

Let me look at yours

Yes

You are very happy to see the folks

I am very happy

You said

Folks

That’s what I said

I made you so angry

Let me gesture for you

You gestured and said you were watching

You said

No more

Folks

I, Wang Laowu, etc.

Start with the folks and go on

You

I understood after such a gesture

Is it

just cut it off like you said it

like cutting meat

Is that okay?

Don’t you make it clear with such a gesture?

You will tell me later that you don’t want to say anything

What do you want me to say? It’s better not to say it

This is still not mine

Of course

It’s my fault

Come on and do it again

Just these lines

What's wrong with my body?

No problem

It's easy to change clothes

Do you think there are farmers who wear suits now?

No, please show me what kind of suit suits me best

Let me tell you about my play

It is a play in the mountainous area

A play in the mountainous area

A play in the mountainous area has interesting costumes

Get that vest ready for him

Director, what are you talking about for preparation?

Vest

Duck down vest

What kind of duck down vest

The leather vest is wrong

A wool vest is okay, what kind of vest is that?

What kind of vest is that?

It is just for playing basketball

That little vest

The little vest for playing basketball

It’s not the same as the shirtless one

It’s not much different, director

Look, it’s snowing heavily outside.

Thirty degrees below zero

You let me wear it and I will tell you

This is my play

It is a summer play

Then let’s film it again in the summer

It has to be released during the Spring Festival

You can’t even let me wear a vest

In this snow Standing on the ground, you say you

Yes

You also know that my body is a joint and stomach

Are you saying this?

Then let’s add a small coat to him

Adding a small coat is too much, don’t you think?

If he is not in good health, how about this?

Let’s change the dramatist An actor

No, no director, no director

Forget it if I change the actor

I will insist on it, director

That’s fine if I can persist Ah yes

It’s easy to change clothes

The director is fine

But I can’t hold on for a while

We have to hurry up, hurry up

Attention of all departments

Now the actors have been decided

We remind the photography comrades

Pay attention to a few issues

We filmed based on the characteristics of this actor

This actor has a characteristic

His nose is relatively big

Based on this characteristic

Be sure not to put light on the nose

There is another characteristic

This actor has small eyes

At the end of the filming

This shot needs to move from a medium shot to a close shot

Finally, it needs to be a close-up

To show his emotions

Speak from the heart

This actor The image is not very good

You need to make it more beautiful

Director

This day

The director got money

Towels and towels are wrong

Towels should not be worn like this

No, no, no

Come back

Whatever comes back, you have to take it off

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No

Put it here

It will feel warmer if you put it on your head

Put it here

Stay Come on, wipe off your sweat.

Wipe off your sweat. I’m also the director

Okay, our departments are paying attention.

The actors are already here. Let’s watch the play again.

Preparation

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Start

This is filming, come on now

It’s not that I can’t stand the director

It’s official

Folks Guys

I, Wang Laowu, have lived half my life

I have never seen so much money

Five-and-ten folks

Fifteen twenty-five

Come to my house tonight

Wait a minute

Nothing to say

There is one more sentence for everyone to come to my house

Nothing to say

One more sentence and that’s all

Come to my house for a drink

Stop

There is nothing to say

There is nothing to say

There is nothing to say, did you say it

Nothing What else can I say?

Is it?

There is a line in this line about you

There is nothing to say

Yes Of course you do

Director, look at how cold this is

I was so nervous that I forgot about the director

This sentence

Explain the character of this farmer, right

There is nothing to say about this honest character

You must say something

Yes, but it’s almost the same

It’s okay, but your performance

Compared with eating noodles

That’s still an improvement

Thank you, the director, for your cultivation

Thank you for the director's cultivation

Then I will go back and change clothes

Let's officially shoot

Formal shoot

Co-authored just now That was

I just tried it again

It was such a cold day

Can I try it again and again

I told you that our film was tight

There is a surplus of co-authors

Isn’t it

Why is there so much nonsense

All departments should pay attention

Official shooting

Preparation

Okay

No director

I will move quickly

So formal Shoot

Preparation

What do you think of me?

Can you blame me?

Can you blame me for this?

Is the director okay?

What, am I okay?

If I am okay, just shoot quickly

I have been fine for a long time

Let’s take the photo soon

Official photo

Preparation

Start

Folks

Be happy

I am Wang Laowu

Don’t cry

I have lived for most of my life

Stop for most of my life

I said What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Can you blame me?

It's thirty degrees below zero

I'm standing here in a singlet

Look at the snot

It flows down involuntarily

Look

It’s not you, isn’t it?

Look at all this

The director is sorry

Blow your nose, blow your nose, it’s not my fault

Thank you Director

Come and stand still

Formal shooting

Get ready and stand still and don’t shake

Who is shaking

Look, you're not shaking. What's wrong?

You're just shaking a little

Why are you shaking?

Why are you saying I'm shaking?

He Isn't it Wang Laowu who returned to the village?

He returned to the village and saw the villagers

A small breeze blew

Isn't he strangely cool?

No, why is it wrong?

You should feel it here

Hot all over

I am hot all over

What do you think? Ah

You are twenty from the county seat

Duolidi

Running back to the village in one breath

You were sweating profusely from running

You were sweating profusely

Okay, wait a minute

How about I go run twenty miles and come back

There are so many people waiting for you to run twenty miles

So what should I do? What do you want me to do?

Just design whatever action you want

Design the action

Have a director

What do you think of this?

Fan yourself

Okay

I'll wipe the sweat with a towel again

You have to wipe it while doing it While talking

Folks

I, Wang Laowu, am sweating profusely, okay

How are you doing

Stop it I said there should be sweat on your face

Where did I get this sweat, Director

You can’t really make things difficult for me

It doesn’t matter, I have a way

There is a way to make my face full of sweat

You should be sweating all over your body

Then you can tell me

Give him makeup Bring a basin of cold water up

No

Director

I tell you no

You have to endure all the hardships in making a movie

No, we can’t bear this pain

Come on

Not the director

I have stomach problems, director

You What are you doing Director

What are you doing

This is going to kill someone Director

Okay

Turn around

Good

Now the actors are filming at 30 degrees below zero

Water was poured on them again

So All our departments must pay attention

We will try to get it done once and for all

Okay

No more delays

Okay Director

Hurry up and shoot

Official shooting

Get ready to start

Say

I don’t want you to say

Tell me about it

Folks

I, Wang Laowu

Speak out your feverishness

I have a fever

What are you talking about?

I am sweating profusely

I am sweating profusely and I have a fever

I said

I was sweating all over

What did you do to you

Your show is just

frozen

The stage manager rushes to the ambulance

You, you, I said you are not okay

You have to say it’s okay, you, you, you

You still have to Let me take you to the hospital