What about changing bodies with male gods? Chapter 28 Gnome male-".

At this point, the other side-

Meng Tangxi opened his eyes and found himself in another place.

He hurriedly lowered his head. When he found himself wearing a pair of gray long-sleeved trousers, he suddenly realized that he had exchanged bodies with his neighbors again … because he would never wear such tasteless long-sleeved trousers again!

Meng Tangxi silently abandoned Mclynn Killman Liu's dress sense. Just when he wanted to turn to Liu Lian as before, he suddenly found that Liu Lian's computer screen was open, and he couldn't help but take a curious look.

He was shocked when he saw the files on the computer desktop.

He was stunned for more than ten minutes, and the whole person seemed to collapse.

Meng Tang gawked at Liu Lian's dry sound file on the computer desktop. It took a long time for his dying brain to start working slowly ... Wait, aren't all these songs sung by his male god? !

He stayed for a while, stayed for a while, then slowly reached out and opened one of the files.

Listening to the familiar voice in the computer, his brain completely collapsed.

At this moment, the other side-

Liu Lianyi realized that the crisis of losing his vest was imminent, so he quickly put on his bathrobe and turned to find Meng Tangxi.

But he knocked on the door for a long time, but Meng Tangxi didn't answer it.

He knocked on the door again, but Meng Tangxi didn't come to knock.

Liu Lian waited for most of the day, and Meng Tangxi finally slowly opened the door.

But he only opened a small crack in the wooden door of the security door, revealing two eyes and looking at Mclynn Killman Liu lightly.

Mclynn Killman Liu paused, and then said simply, "Open the door."

Meng Tangxi stared at Liu Lian for a long time before he snorted from his nose: "Hum."

"... open the door. "

Mclynn Killman Liu didn't know what happened to Meng Tangxi suddenly. He only wore Meng Tangxi's bathrobe, and it was cold when the cold wind blew. If Meng Tangxi doesn't let him in, he will probably freeze to death.

Meng Tangxi still didn't say a word, just snorted again.

"Open the door quickly," Liu Lian raised his eyebrows. "I'm using your body now. You don't want to catch cold, do you? "

Meng Tangxi didn't open the door. He just stood behind the door, staring at Mclynn Killman Liu through the gap. After a while, he said gloomily, "how ... are you durian Melaleuca?"

Liu Lian's meal ... It seems that Meng Tangxi really knows.

But yes, it's already obvious. If Meng Tangxi can't find it, then he really has to doubt Meng Tangxi's IQ.

Thinking of this, he did not deny it and nodded: "Yes."

"Why didn't you tell me? ! "Meng Tangxi suddenly fried, suddenly red in the face. "Is it fun to keep watching me being fooled by you?"

Mclynn Killman Liu saw that Meng Tangxi seemed angry, but his face remained calm: "... you didn't ask me. My wife turned home [online games]. "

Meng Tangxi continued to explode: "You already know that I am your brain powder, right?" Is it interesting to keep reading my jokes and not tell me the truth? "

Mclynn Killman Liu frowned, although he never told Meng Tangxi that he was a durian, although he did have a mind to tease Meng Tangxi at first. ...

However, looking at Meng Tangxi's face, he just raised his eyebrows and smiled: "It's really fun."

Meng Tangxi looked at him with a face of disbelief, as if he had never thought that his male god was such a bad person.

"But you think too much. I don't want to see your jokes. I just don't want to expose my vest, "Mclynn Killman Liu shrugged. "Even if it weren't for you, I wouldn't easily show my vest in front of other fans. The second element is the second element and the third element is the third element. I don't like to confuse the two. "

Meng Tangxi stared at Liu Lian for a long time, but he seemed to accept Liu Lian's statement that he didn't want to confuse reality with the internet. But after he got angry, he was a little sad. He thought that in reality he and Liu Lian had a harmonious neighborhood, at least ordinary friends. I didn't expect Mclynn Killman Liu not to treat him as a friend, but to keep such an important thing from him.

"You said I was an annoying guy on the Internet before," Meng Tangxi looked at Liu Lian with an injured face. "Is it true?"

Mclynn Killman Liu paused, then nodded and admitted ... Yes. "

Meng Tangxi looked injured: "Why?"

Mclynn Killman Liu said with a smile, "Because you are handsome, you are so handsome and powerful, and you can do whatever you want and be so powerful in your own field. You are simply a winner in life, and I am so ordinary, so ordinary, so I envy you. "

"But you are also very powerful!" Although Liu Lian was questioned, Meng Tangxi subconsciously defended his male god after knowing that Liu Lian was a durian. "You have a lot of fans, and they all like you very much. Besides me, there are many people who like you ... "

Mclynn Killman Liu shook his head: "Although I do have a lot of fans online, it is only limited to the Internet. When I turn off the computer, I am just an ordinary person in reality, and you are not only so powerful on the Internet, but also a current controller in reality. How can I not be jealous of you? "

Meng Tangxi was anxious to grab the door: "But ..."

Mclynn Killman Liu suddenly laughed: "It's just a joke. You can't be serious, can you? "

Meng Tangxi was silly: "Ah?"

Mclynn Killman Liu raised his eyebrows. "It's just a joke. Now can you open the door and let me in? "

Meng Tangxi reacted. He felt that he had been deeply played again, and suddenly he drummed his cheeks: "No! I am still angry! "

Mclynn Killman Liu smiled faintly: "Have you forgotten something?"

Meng Tangxi said angrily, "What is it?"

Mclynn Killman Liu said quietly, "You are in my home now, and this is my home. If you want to be angry, please go back to your home and be angry ... give me my home back. "

Meng Tangxi paused, and then said angrily, "Hum! Go back when you go back! "

Meng Tang angrily opened the door and rushed out wearing only a pair of long trousers. He glared at Liu Lian, pointed to his autumn trousers and said, "Don't wear such rustic autumn trousers next time, it's too tasteless!"

Mclynn Killman Liu's mouth twitched slightly: "I'm not wearing it for you anyway."

"Even if it's not for me ..." Meng Tangxi paused and looked a little unhappy. "You can't wear such old-fashioned long-sleeved trousers! Even at home, I wouldn't wear such tasteless long pants. My husband was poisoned before he was born again! "

Mclynn Killman Liu looked at Meng Tangxi's autumn trousers. Although it's really not very nice, it's warm. However, Meng Tangxi is too narcissistic. He would rather be shivering with cold than wearing warm but old-fashioned autumn trousers.

"Mind your own business," Mclynn Killman Liu turned into the room and glanced at Meng Tangxi lightly. "As for me, you don't have to mind so much. I didn't eat your meal. "

Meng Tangxi said with a happy tone, "You didn't eat my meal, but ..."

Before his words were finished, Mclynn Killman Liu had turned and entered the room.

The door slammed and Meng Tangxi suddenly opened his eyes. After a while, he snorted: "It is because you have no taste that you can't find a girlfriend!" "

But soon, Meng Tangxi remembered Liu Lianxi's love for men.

He paused, then snorted and quickly corrected: "It is because you have no taste that you can't find a boyfriend!" " "

After a while, Liu Lian's faint voice came from outside the door: "I can't find a boyfriend, and I didn't eat your meal."

Meng Tangxi: "..."

Back home, Liu Lianli, who had been blowing cold air for quite a while, sneezed.

He stretched out his hand and rubbed his nose, and quickly turned back to his room. He looked at his closet and hesitated. Meng Tangxi is much taller than him. It is estimated that his clothes are not suitable for Meng Tangxi to wear ... but that guy Meng Tangxi is probably still picking on him now. Maybe he will knock at the door, and that guy won't pay attention to him at all.

Mclynn Killman Liu hesitated and decided to wear his pajamas. He remembers that he bought several sets of pajamas that were a little loose for him at the supermarket sale. Meng Tangxi's figure should be barely squeezed.

Liu Lian opened the wardrobe, found a new pair of unopened underwear and bent down to put it on.

But because this new pair of underwear is his usual size, it is a little too small for him now.

Liu Lian gritted his teeth and worked hard for a long time to put on his underwear, but because it was a little small, his chest looked plump, just like the underwear male model in Taobao shop.

Mclynn Killman Liu: "..."

Liu Lian picked out another loose pajamas and barely put them on. They fit me well except that they are a little tight.

At this moment, the other side-

Meng Tangxi rushed back to his home and slammed the door with his backhand.

"bang!" After a loud noise, he angrily returned to his room, jumped into his bed and buried his face in the pillow. He rubbed his face against the pillow in frustration, and the more he thought about it, the more depressed he became.

He regards Liu Lian as a friend! He always thought that he and Liu Lian were already friends, otherwise he wouldn't be so relieved to let Liu Lian sign for the express delivery for him. He also specially brought Liu Lian's special products from a city!

He trusted Liu Lian so much that he regarded Liu Lian as a friend, but Liu Lianyi kept it from him. He is such an important thing as durian Melaleuca, he just plays with him in his palm!

Meng Tangxi remembered that Liu Lian was still saying that his neighbor was a nuisance, and blx was broken all over the floor.

He bit the pillow towel silently. Is he really annoying?

Is he really that annoying?

Does Liu Lian really hate him?

Meng Tangxi rolled in bed depressed. He especially wanted to rush to ask Liu Lian the answer, but he had already asked it again just now, but Liu Lian was joking with him. Ask him again and he probably won't answer Mclynn Killman Liu. What's more, he can't pull face to ask Mclynn Killman Liu this question.

After all, with Meng Tangxi's pride and confidence, he will never care about other people's likes and dislikes.

Meng Tangxi sat up. He looked down at Liu Lian's gray autumn trousers and thought angrily, well, a guy with no taste like Liu Lian doesn't care if he is a friend, and he doesn't care if he hates him!

Yes! He doesn't care!

Meng Tangxi remembered that he was so happy when he was hooked up by durian Melaleuca, and that he was finally turned over by the male god who had been secretly in love for many years. He was so happy and excited. It is estimated that his confusion is a joke in the eyes of that guy Liu Lian!

He remembered his excitement when he was hooked up by durian Melaleuca, and suddenly felt really ridiculous.

The more Meng Tang likes to see those long pants, the less pleasing to the eye. He decided to take off these tasteless autumn trousers, so he opened his closet and found a pajamas.

Just after he bent down and took off the long trousers, he immediately found that Liu Lian was wearing a pair of underwear that was more tasteless than the long trousers, and he almost fainted.

Liu Lian doesn't have to wear that kind of rustic and tasteless autumn trousers, but his underwear is actually the dark blue underwear for the elderly with three dollars and ten dollars on the street! Not only did low go to the sky, but the underwear faded because it was worn for too long, and even the monkey rubber band at the waistband was exposed!

Meng Tangxi felt that his aesthetics had been severely hit.

In order to avoid hurting his eyes again, he quickly turned around and found another pair of underwear.

Take off the old man's underpants and inevitably see Liu Lian's things. He didn't want to look at that man's things, but I don't know why, at this moment, his eyes suddenly lost control.

Meng Tang gawk at Liu Lian that thing for a while, suddenly feel a hot nose, something "poof" came out of it.

He stretched out his hand and touched it, and then one hand touched the bright red.

I cann't believe he has a nosebleed again.

Meng Tangxi was startled and hurriedly turned to look for a paper towel, but sadly forgot that the old man's underpants were still hanging on his calf, so the next moment, he fell to the ground with a clash and the whole person was lying on the ground with big characters.

When he got up, he suddenly found that his nosebleed was even happier.

Liu Lian was boiling hot water when she heard a loud noise next door.

He paused, his eyes drifted to the next room, but he still remembered that Meng Tangxi was having trouble with him now, so he hesitated for a moment and continued to boil hot water for him.

After drinking a cup of hot water, Liu Lianjue felt warm in his stomach, and the cold seems to have dissipated a lot tonight. Just as he was about to go to bed, a short message suddenly sounded on his mobile phone.

Liu Lian picked up his mobile phone and saw that the person who sent the text message was his mother.

-Go to xx Hotel for blind date at 3 pm this Sunday. Remember to dress formally and wear the suit I bought you last time. You look very handsome in that suit.

He paused and then answered Liu's mother, I see.

After replying to the message, Mclynn Killman Liu bowed his head and sighed.

He looked down at the floor, not knowing what he was thinking.

Just as he was wandering, his mobile phone rang with a short message.

Mclynn Killman Liu picked up the phone. He thought it was the mother who forgot to explain anything, but when he clicked on the text message, he found that the person who sent the text message was actually the mystery of Meng Tangxi's mummy.

Meng Tangxi: Are you asleep?

Mclynn Killman Liu is really strange. Isn't Meng Tangxi still at odds with him Why do you suddenly take the initiative to care about him? He thought that with the awkwardness of the goods, it was impossible to pull his face down and make up with him so soon.

He paused and replied to Meng Tangxi's short message: He had fallen asleep.

Meng Tangxi's text message came again soon-

Liar! If you are asleep, who is answering my message? Are you sleepwalking?

Mclynn Killman Liu seems to be able to see Meng Tangxi's fried hair through this short message. He smiled and slowly replied to Meng Tangxi: What can I do for you?

After a while, Meng Tang reluctantly replied-

I just fell and hurt my knee, but there is no medicine or band-aid at home. I don't know where to buy it in the middle of the night Do you have any medicine at home?

Mclynn Killman Liu realized why the arrogant little prince Meng Tangxi suddenly pulled down his face. It turns out that he was injured by a fall ... He does have a family first aid kit at home, although he doesn't usually use it very much.

So he replied to Meng Tangxi: Yes, come here.

Meng Tangxi's whining reply: I don't want it, you come here.

Mclynn Killman Liu raised his eyebrows. Come here.

Meng Tangxi: Come here!

Mclynn Killman Liu shrugged: Forget it if you don't come, just hang it like this.

Mengtang West Explosion: I am a patient! I'm hurt! Will you let me limp past?

Liu Lian paused, and Meng Tangxi sent another short message: And I'm using your body now! If you don't come, it will kill you to get up tomorrow! Hum!

Liu Lian was a little helpless, so she shrugged her shoulders and knocked on Meng Tangxi's door with a first-aid kit.

Meng Tangxi will open the door soon. He stood at the door with an unhappy face, his eyes wandering around, just not looking at Liu Lian.

Mclynn Killman Liu knew that he was still awkward, so he raised an eyebrow: "Don't let me in?"

Meng Tangxi snorted: "You don't have to go in, just lend me the first aid kit."

Mclynn Killman Liu smiled faintly: "You asked me to borrow something but didn't even let me in?"

Meng Tangxi paused. He hesitated for a long time before moving out of a person's position sideways.

"Well ... you come in ..."

Looking at Meng Tang's reluctant expression, Mclynn Killman Liu shrugged: "Well, since you are so reluctant, I won't go in. You can take the first aid kit and return it to me tomorrow. "

Meng Tang was glad to drum her cheeks. When Liu Lian really turned to leave, she suddenly grabbed Liu Lian's wrist and pulled him into her home.

Liu Lian was dragged into his house by Meng Tangxi before he could react.

Meng Tangxi dragged Liu Lian into his home in a fit of pique, then sat down angrily on the sofa, stuffed the first aid kit into Liu Lian's hand, then opened his pajamas and looked up at Liu Lian.

Mclynn Killman Liu discovered that Meng Tangxi had changed into a set of pajamas, which really looked more delicious than his long trousers, but when he saw the symmetrical wound on one side of Meng Tangxi's knee, he couldn't help but twitch his mouth ... What a standard flapping posture to knock out such a serious wound?

"Do you want me to dress your wound?" Mclynn Killman Liu looked down at Meng Tangxi's first aid kit in his hand, and suddenly realized, but he couldn't help flirting with Meng Tangxi's interstellar male color.

Meng Tangxi pouted: "This is your own body. Of course, you have to dress the wound yourself. "

Mclynn Killman Liu saw Meng Tangxi one eye, but see Meng Tangxi guiltily look away. He did Sarah laugh, squatting in front of Meng Tangxi to deal with the wound on his knee.

When dealing with Meng Tangxi's knee wound, Liulian looked up and saw Meng Tangxi's face turned white with pain and bit his mouth. Meng Tangxi is probably the kind of person who is particularly afraid of pain at ordinary times. It is estimated that even stumbling minor injuries and pains are unbearable.

In the process of Liu Lian treating Meng Tangxi's wound, Meng Tangxi's face has been facing sideways, and his eyes are staring at other places, but he dare not look at his own wound.

After Liu Lian finished treating Meng Tangxi's wound, he saw that Meng Tangxi was greatly relieved and looked like a survivor.

"Well," Liu Lian told Meng Tangxi in a warm voice while sticking a band-aid, "Be careful of the wound, keep it clean and dry, and be careful not to get wet."

Meng Tangxi just turned around and looked down at Liu Lian's head.

It's strange to watch yourself bandage the wound, but Meng Tangxi knows very well that this person is not himself. He is a waste with a life ability of level 9, not to mention being so skilled in treating wounds and dressing them beautifully. He didn't even have the courage to clean the wound with alcohol.

He couldn't help feeling a little depressed. Even though he changed his body, he still carried the old natural fear of pain.

"Well, I'll go back first."

Liu Lian picked up the first aid kit and was about to turn back, but was stopped by Meng Tangxi.

Meng Tangxi stopped Liu Lian and said awkwardly, "... Are you hungry? Do you want to eat a midnight snack? "

The skill that saved him from the disability of living ability 10 is his cooking, which barely passed … at least he won't die.

Liu Lian cocked his head: "Aren't you still angry with me?"

Meng Tangxi snorted: "I'm really still angry with you! I won't forgive you! But yard by yard, because you helped me, so I want to repay you, but I have a clear resentment. "

Mclynn Killman Liu let out a cry: "So that's it ..."

"Of course! Don't think that I will forgive you if you help me, "Meng Tangxi snorted. "I haven't forgiven you yet, but I don't want to treat you to a midnight snack for the sake of helping me heal tonight."

Mclynn Killman Liu suddenly smiled: "That will trouble you."

Meng Tangxi turned into the kitchen, and Liu Lian sat down in the living room. He looked around. Although he hasn't been to Meng Tangxi's home for a long time, there is no big change in Meng Tangxi's home ... except for a few ugly figurines on the TV cabinet.

Liu Lian is sure that these statues were not there before. He didn't look around carefully when he rushed out from here just now It is estimated that these statues should be native products brought back by Meng Tangxi during his trip to City A.. They are so ugly, that guy Meng Tangxi will like them.

Liu Lianguan has been dreaming about Tang Xi's Weibo for a long time. He knew that Meng Tangxi had normal taste in clothes, but he liked some grotesque things. The uglier he was, the more he liked them.

It happened that he was still proud of his hobby.

Meng Tangxi came out with two bowls of hot noodles. Seeing that Mclynn Killman Liu had been staring at his collection, he suddenly became interested: "Do you think these statues I brought back are also beautiful?" My gay friends has always been ugly. I really don't understand them. They don't have any artistic cells. These statues are very beautiful, and the military and political spoil their wives-witches are sultry! Come here and let me introduce you. This is Kong Xiao, this is Mingbu, this is Yiyi and this is Lola. "

Mclynn Killman Liu: "..."

Who would name such an ugly statue? ! What a strange name!

But soon, Liu Lian was distracted by the smell in the air. As soon as he looked down, he saw two bowls of soup with a layer of green coriander floating on them.

Mclynn Killman Liu: "..."

Lying in the trough, he forgot that this product likes coriander.

"You're welcome, let's eat." Meng Tangxi didn't seem to notice Liu Lian's expression, so he lowered his head and began to eat. "But I just want to repay your kindness in dressing, and I haven't forgiven you. Even if you are my male god, I will not forgive you so easily. "

Liu Lian had to put the layer of coriander aside with chopsticks and only eat noodles.

Meng Tangxi's cooking is not bad, but it is not bad, which is probably the level of ordinary single men. Strictly speaking, it is only a little stronger than the taste of instant noodles.

Liu Lian finished eating, and Meng Tangxi just finished eating, so Liu Lian looked up at Meng Tangxi eagerly: "How is my craft?"

Looking at Meng Tang's expression of seeking praise, Mclynn Killman Liu praised him against his will: "Yes."

Meng Tangxi's eyes suddenly lit up, but when he saw the untouched coriander left in Liu Lian's bowl, he suddenly looked hurt: "Why don't you eat coriander?"

"Mclynn Killman Liu gave a good meal ... why? Because I don't like coriander. "

Meng Tangxi suddenly became unhappy: "Coriander is so delicious, why don't you like it?"

Liu Lian had another meal: "Do you need a reason not to like coriander?"

Meng Tangxi grabbed Liu Lian's bowl angrily, picked up chopsticks and stuffed coriander into his mouth: "Hum, you can't eat me if you don't know coriander!" "

Liu Lian smoked a mouthful of cigarettes at the corner of his mouth. He didn't have the heart to remind Meng Tangxi that he had just finished eating the bowl and had just used those chopsticks. This usage of Meng Tangxi does not mean indirect kissing ... No, he is using Meng Tangxi's body now, so Meng Tangxi only tasted his saliva at best.

Wait, no, Meng Tangxi is using his body now ... so they kissed indirectly after all.

Meng Tangxi picked up the coriander in the willow bowl and ate it up, then he burped with satisfaction.

Realizing that he burped in front of the male god, he quickly blushed, put his hand over his mouth and looked embarrassed.

Mclynn Killman Liu didn't care, just smiled: "Well, it's late now, I should go back."

Meng Tangxi looked at him with his hands over his mouth and nodded for a long time.

"Then I will go back."

Mclynn Killman Liu stood up and turned to go out.

Meng Tangxi also stood up and went out to see Fu Jian.

Before Meng Tangxi closed the door, Liulian smiled at him and said in a low and gentle voice, "... good night."

Meng Tangxi stayed for a while and subconsciously replied good night.

The moment the door closed, Mclynn Killman Liu didn't miss Meng Tangxi's slight redness.

After the door closed, he bowed his head and smiled gently.

As a person who lives by sound, he knows how to give full play to the advantages and advantages of a sound. Even if the sound is not his own, he still knows how to turn it into his own "weapon".

Meng Tangxi's voice is actually very good, but she has never paid much attention to it, and fans have always only looked at her face instead of her voice. Even Liu Lian came into contact and found that the dream Tang Xi's voice was very nice.

Liu Lian feels that she has discovered a natural treasure house that has not been opened and excavated.

As a singer, he is naturally a voice control. He can't wait to try the feeling of "opening the treasure house and excavating the treasure house", just like watching a piece of white paper become colorful in his hand. Sounds interesting.

Mclynn Killman Liu returned to his home humming, in a good mood.

After the door was closed, Meng Tangxi stood at the door for a while.

..... What just happened?

Why did the heart beat faster when Liu Lianxiao said "good night" to him when I clearly looked at his face and listened to his voice?

probably ...

probably ...

probably ...

probably ...

He likes himself? !

When the idea flashed through Meng Tangxi's mind, he suddenly became ill.

Moments later, he just covered his slightly hot face and sighed deeply-

Being handsome is really a sweet burden. Even when he looks at himself from the perspective of a bystander, he can't help but feel his heart beating faster on his handsome face.

I don't know how people and friends around him usually look at his face every day but can't help it. It must be very difficult for them, right?

Meng Tangxi sighed deeply. He used to be handsome, and sometimes he was an annoyance.

If being handsome is a crime, then he is guilty!

Meng Tangxi sighed and turned to brush his teeth and wash his face.

In the middle of brushing his teeth, he looked at Liu Lian's face in the mirror and suddenly realized a problem-

Wait, he is using Liu Lian's body now, and the toothbrush he used to brush his teeth is what he used to use. Isn't this situation equivalent to indirect kissing between two people? !

Realizing this problem, Meng Tangxi suddenly became a bad person.

Indirect kissing!

Indirect kissing!

Indirect kissing!

He kept it for 22 years, and the first kiss he wanted to leave to his future wife was inexplicably lost!

Wait!

Don't!

It seems that earlier, his first kiss has been lost!

Meng Tangxi gawk with a toothbrush, looking at the face that doesn't belong to him in the mirror, suddenly a little want to cry.