A joke about applying for a job

Examiner: Do you have a girlfriend?

Applicant: Yes.

Examiner: Is she local?

Applicant: No, she is out of town.

Examiner: Sorry, our company cannot use you.

Applicant: Why?

Examiner: You will not feel comfortable working here for a long time. In addition, our company does not want the long-distance phone bill to increase significantly because of you.

(2)

Examiner: Do you have a girlfriend?

Applicant: None.

Examiner: Have you ever chased a girl?

Applicant: I chased you, but I didn’t.

Examiner: Are you planning to pursue girls again after working?

Applicants: Work hard first and ignore personal issues for the time being.

Examiner: Sorry, our company cannot use you.

Applicant: Why?

Examiner: Your public relations skills are poor and you lack self-confidence.

(3)

Examiner: Do you have a girlfriend?

Applicant: Yes.

Examiner: Is she beautiful?

Applicant: Not pretty.

Examiner: Sorry, we can’t use you.

Applicant: Doesn’t it affect your company’s image if your girlfriend is not beautiful?

Examiner: That’s not the case. However, our company deals in art, and your aesthetic taste does not seem to suit our business needs.

(4)

Examiner: Do you have a girlfriend?

Applicant: Yes.

Examiner: Is she beautiful?

Applicant: Very beautiful.

Examiner: Is she your first love?

Applicant: Yes.

Examiner: Sorry, we can’t use you.

Because you lack the enterprising spirit to constantly pursue