Who knows Shandong Cai Ying School? Help explain the pilot program of self-taught undergraduate course. Is there anything special to do in this school?

I am a serious student. I am now studying in Cai Ying Vocational College. I have regretted it since the day I arrived in Cai Ying. I wrote down the feelings of this year for your reference, hoping that my schoolmates would not be fooled again.

1. My first feeling about talents

To tell the truth, my first impression of talents is good. At that time, there were no talents, and the knowledge of talents was known from classmates who were one grade older than us. During the winter vacation and May Day, they came back to our school and asked for a list of classmates, telling us how good talents are. After the college entrance examination, I received calls from talented students again and again, both men and women. Sometimes I can call for an hour at a time. At that time, I thought the students in Cai Ying were really eloquent. Cai Ying must be a very beautiful school.

2. About volunteering

There are at least four or five talented people around us to do one's job, no matter what school we choose.

None of them are good. In their eyes, Tsinghua is more talented than Tsinghua and Peking University. We trusted them and added talents.

3. About makeup and school status

After not being admitted for the first time, talented students continued to do our work and let us wait for the make-up exam. If we can't make up the records, let's go to their undergraduate course. At that time, if someone understood that this was a self-study exam, they would say it was easy to pass, making you feel that even a fool could pass it. Talents recruit nearly 10,000 students every year, and there are 3,000 to 4,000 students with school status. Others have no student status! Although the treatment at school is the same, the website on the diploma is different! In terms of gold content, there is no comparison between those who have no student status and those who have student status! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

4. Visiting the excellent campus for the first time

I felt very nervous at that time. Nothing can be seen except people. The campus says it's 2000 mu, but it's not as big as high school. Later, I learned that it was 180 mu, plus the rented village next to our school (the village next to our school) 100 mu. This booklet is just a photo from different angles. One was shot in front and one in the back, which makes people feel like two buildings. Before going to college,

5. Talent dormitory

I dare not write it myself. That dormitory is definitely not bad. It's not average, it's really bad, and it's estimated that it's not as bad as the dangerous houses in primary schools. I really don't think there is a worse dormitory. However, the sophomore who helped us carry our luggage still looked envious. "Good dormitories are for freshmen," said another. "It's good to have a place to live." Is the dormitory of sophomore and junior worse?

6. A surprise visit to the laboratory

Why is it called an unannounced visit? Because I secretly went to see it, and there was nothing but a few worn-out computers. The lab mentioned in the brochure didn't see it at all. Some just hang a house number, and the experimental equipment inside is just a bunch of notes. One day, a teacher said in class, "If I can do an experiment, I can do it by hand." The student asked, "Don't we have a laboratory?" The teacher replied, "I don't know which waste station I got those equipment from, and I can't sell them at a good price." This is our real genius laboratory.

7. About borrowing books.

We had not lived in our small campus in Cai Ying for a few days before we moved out one after another, relying on others-borrowing from other schools. The school lied to us that it was a campus of Cai Ying University and another school acquired by Cai Ying. I didn't know I was fooled until I passed. It turns out that the school is too small to accommodate so many students, so we have to rent it elsewhere. I went to Jinan Zhonggong, just a little bit, the workshop of bankrupt enterprises, and went twice in five minutes. However, some students are very happy, because the borrowed place is beautiful, large and in good conditions.

8. About learning

Many students on the internet say that they go to college to clean up, but they are definitely not in our elite college. We are here to recruit students, which I summed up in one year. I just know now that when I came to Cai Ying, I was sold to 300 yuan by others. In 2007, the national price rose, but the price of gifted students was reduced, which was cheap and only worth 100 yuan. From the first day you walk into the campus, you can feel a strong atmosphere of enrollment. The whole enrollment training is the best in all the activities of the school, and of course the eloquence is much better than that of the teaching teacher. As long as you don't enroll students, no matter how good your academic performance is, you can't be rated as excellent, and you can't get a scholarship (although it is pitiful). It's none of your business not to recruit students, outstanding student cadres and outstanding league members! ! No enrollment, no graduation appraisal! ! ! As long as you enroll students, you can have a holiday from April and continue to publicize. There's no need to take the exam. It's all passed. For example, if you recruit four students, OK! You can get four credits for social practice without studying math! ! ! This is our study. In Lao Xia's heart, there is always only one sentence: "Students, students, the source of life in Xia Guan". Every student who enters the elite is a tool used by the school to deceive the students at the next level. I was forced, too. I can't help it If I don't enroll students, I will be expelled from other schools. Cai Ying has a special recruitment think tank, which specializes in seizing the loopholes of other schools, attacking other colleges and universities (this is what I heard from the recruitment director of our school this year), using the internet and the media (Lao Xia used to be the deputy editor-in-chief of the newspaper), and judging from the despicable means of the leaders, I think the school has no future and has the ability to compete fairly with others! You damn talents in Shandong Cai Ying University have a special recruitment think tank, which specializes in seizing the loopholes of other schools, attacking other institutions (this is what I heard from the recruitment supervisor of our school this year), using the Internet and media (Lao Xia was the deputy editor-in-chief of the newspaper at that time), and judging from the despicable means of the leaders, I think the school has no future and has the ability to compete fairly with others!

9. About charging

During the winter vacation of freshmen, the school said that the tuition fee of Jiao Tong University can be reduced to 500 yuan. How good the school is to our students! You can save 500 yuan six months in advance, but you can't save that much interest in the bank! Later, I learned that there are only two reasons: first, if the tuition fees are repaid during the summer vacation, they will be taken away by the bank, and only then can people have huge bank loans. It is said that they are insolvent and enroll students crazily. Second, teachers' salaries can't be paid, and students who borrow from other schools are cut off from water and electricity because talents can't pay utilities. Fortunately, there are few people here in Zhonggong, but the electricity is on at regular intervals. Of course it doesn't matter. Or do you want us to save talents?

In the elite, everything costs money, everything in the school costs money, everything (school uniforms, textbooks, etc. ) is the best. Why is it the best? Because it is several times more expensive than the actual price.

10. About safety

Safety is a topic that we talented students dare not think about when we come out. We'd rather be beaten by school security guards on campus, just as the internet said. We are not cheap. If we were you, you would definitely think so. In fact, the headquarters is in the middle of the countryside, and all six campuses are borrowed, especially in the palace. Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Which leader of our talents dares to stand up and tell the truth, how many girls are raped in our talents a year? Do you dare to say? Excellent leaders, do you still have the safety of our students in mind?

1 1. About professors

There were many professors in the school when Yingcai enrolled students, but I didn't see many professors after studying in Yingcai for a year. I thought I won the lottery-there were no professors in this major. Later, when I asked, the professors advertised in the talent recruitment brochure were also called "two ones". They only came to school once a year and had only one function, that is, enrollment promotion.

Those professors go to Cai Ying for a meeting every year before the Spring Festival, which is called a teaching seminar. In fact, they came to get something for the Chinese New Year and some lucky money. It is agreed that talents will continue to use their own names for publicity in next year's enrollment brochure. This is the so-called talent master and academic leader! ! !

12. About upgrading to undergraduate course

Cai Ying has always told us that the school will soon be upgraded to an undergraduate college, and it will be a real talent college in the future. College students with talents can be directly promoted to undergraduate courses in the school in the future. It was only during the summer vacation that I occasionally learned on the Internet that the Ministry of Education had long stipulated that the examination and approval should be stopped before 20 1 1 year, and there was a condition that the campus must be larger than 500 mu. Cai Ying! You are only 280 acres, and you can fool students. Can you fool the leaders of the Ministry of Education? Will they still believe your story of planning 2000 mu? I believe many talented students regard this fairy tale as the hope of life. What would they do if they knew it was just an unreachable myth, you deceitful leaders? Who can comfort their broken hearts?

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I have never experienced the employment of talents, because I just finished my freshman year, and I still have more than one year to face this most critical problem, but I am not blind, and I have seen many things. How to arrange the so-called employment rate, there are two ways for talents. One is to let students attend the job fair in Jinan. The second is to advertise in the newspaper and hold a job fair in our school. I went back to the headquarters (worried about employment). What kind of enterprises are those? Poor teachers and sisters! ! ! They can't help it. They haven't learned anything for three years! In order to improve the employment rate, the school requires every student to hand in a form stamped by the employment unit to get a diploma, even in the store. There are two simple solutions, one is to carve your own seal, and the other is to buy one at school (there are many telephones selling this kind of employment certificate at school). Will my future be like this? Will our future be like this? I have to wonder! ! !

To be continued 14. Around the school

There are at most five places around the elite school:

Internet cafes (in fact, I thank the owners of those internet cafes, who let those frustrated students relax themselves in the online world).

2. Small restaurant (where talented students can eat, drink and have fun, and where jealousy and jealousy fight and negotiate)

I won't explain the next three, so you can guess for yourself.

Three. Rental housing

4. small hotel, hourly room

Verb (abbreviation of verb) sexual health care products store

I have a classmate in the university town, where schools are one after another, and the environment is much better than this, as well as the colleges I originally wanted to apply for. I really regret it now, but I don't hate recruiting my classmates now. I have been here for a year, and I can understand their helplessness. This is our university and our talents. I believe all our friends have their own ability to distinguish. Don't be cheated again. I believe I can tell the truth. Because everyone has their own principles, because I didn't see the voice of justice stand up and speak. As long as there is any news that is unfavorable to talents in the posts or forums of talents, it will be deleted immediately. You can check it out if you don't believe me. There were only 50 replies from 100, only good ones were left, and nothing was bad. There are students cursing at forums in Tsinghua and Peking University! ! If the school wants to run well, it is necessary to allow students to stand up and speak! Now even junior high school students understand this truth, but our elite college treats everyone as fools and deaf. I am willing to tell you from my experience that you may be scolded, but I don't care. I've thought it over. People will live their whole lives without regrets. If someone thinks what I said is wrong, it will affect your enrollment. Although you can scold me, I want to ask you for that 6544.

A gentleman makes money in a right way. If a man is indomitable and aggressive, I won't argue with you. If he has the courage, he will call Lao Xia (although the client is not Lao Xia, he represents talents) and confront him face to face. Ask him if he is worthy of the parents of students who face the loess and face the sky? That's their hard-earned money! More than 500 points of cheating in the postgraduate entrance examination have delayed students' lives, stifled parents' hopes and even family dreams! And this is just to satisfy your greed for money. Where is your conscience? Education is a public welfare undertaking. Although it is stipulated that you can get reasonable remuneration, you must be measured and recruit so many students. Do you really think this is your success? Today, someone stepped forward like me, tomorrow, how many, the day after tomorrow? You have created a miracle in the development of higher vocational colleges, but you are not afraid to create the next short-lived classic textbook? Finally, one word of advice, no one knows how rough the surface calm of talents is. As long as any fuse is lit, it will be the sorrow of Shandong Cai Ying University! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! It is the sorrow of Shandong students! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! It is the sorrow of Shandong people! ! ! ! ! ! ! It is the sorrow of education in China! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Shandong Cai Ying Vocational College is to find the best talents in the world and cultivate them, or to find the best talents in the world and destroy them.