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Ceng Xiaoxian's classic lines, thank you!
Audience: "I ate sesame seeds and beer covers, wonton ate mothballs, patted flies on my nails, went to Qingsongguan to burn incense, and my mobile phone fell into the merit box and I couldn't get it out." Fairy: "Er ... this ..." "Unfortunately, after listening to your story, I also smashed the wall of my house. Guess what I saw? ! ""Your other half? " "It's property and security!"
Audience: I fell in love with my colleague.
Audience: But I didn't tell him.
Audience: I told my colleague Hao.
Audience: Hao promised not to tell anyone.
Audience: But my colleague Ed told me.
Audience: A Hao secretly told another colleague, Alin.
Audience: Alin is also very familiar with Archie's ex-girlfriend Allen.
Audience: I'm afraid Alin will tell Allen.
Audience: Then Allen went back and told A Zhi.
Audience: Then I'm embarrassed.
Audience: Fortunately, Allen is in love with Ade now.
Audience: So I went to Ed to help me solve this problem.
Audience: Ed told me that Allen broke up with him.
Audience: He is dating Alin now. Let me find Arlene.
Audience: But Alin told me that A Hao didn't actually say anything to him at all.
Audience: Now I'm dizzy. Who should I trust?
Fairy: A Ou
Audience: I'm talking about Archie, not Ou. He is my colleague from another department.
Audience: A Ou is Alin's younger brother.
Audience: But I can't tell him that the person I like is the ex-boyfriend of your brother's girlfriend.
Audience: This will make the relationship more confusing.
Fairy: Aqiao
Audience: A T?
Audience: How do you know that there is another colleague named T in our company?
Audience: He bears a grudge against Alin, probably because he has a crush on Allen.
Audience: But A T and A Hao have a good relationship.
(Xiao Xian's inner monologue: I will choose whoever the rooster points to. )
Audience: Hello! Is it Brother Zeng? ?
Fairy: That's right! A good man is me, and I am Ceng Xiaoxian. . . .
Audience: Did you watch the eight minutes of Beijing Olympic Games in London?
Fairy: Yes! That's really (I can't remember ... his adjectives are all brainy = =)
Audience: Do you know the meaning of Beckham's first goal?
Fairy: er ... it seems that you are not in my program. (trying to close it)
Audience: Hey! Isn't this a midnight talk show? That's what I thought. I can't sleep.
Fairy: Er ... OK. . . . The moral of Beckham's kick is that you have played so well in the Beijing Olympic Games.
Then let's kick off in London!
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