Good-hearted people. Who has a sketch script that can be performed in the Spring Festival?

"Bai" refers to the narrator "Luo" refers to Luo's father "Shao" refers to the teenager "Xing" refers to the walker.

"Plough" refers to the tiller, "hoe" refers to the hoe, "official" refers to the official (third son), and "envoy" commands the monarch.

Scene 1: Luo Fu's yard (accompanied by Hua Rongshou and Chris Lee)

Bai: Under the bright morning sun, the sunshine soaked the exquisite architecture of Qin. Through the window, all the flowers were in full bloom, and suddenly they sang songs, as if they saw the brightest smile, brighter than the sun. The Qin family has a daughter named Luo Fu. (At the same time, Luo Fu appeared in the form of feeding mulberry.)

Luo: My name is Qin Luofu, and I am under 20 years old. I usually like to raise silkworms and knit a purple dress for my coat. Yo! I heard that there are new dishes near the village ten miles away. I heard that vomiting blood was reduced at the end of the year. I bought 90 yuan and got 100 yuan. Then you must watch it. Go and have a look! (Start dancing "Nobody")

Bai: Your emissary was cruising with his entourage and happened to pass by this small building. He watched Luo Fu walk out of the building and was moved by the beauty of Luo Fu. He stopped outside the yard to watch. Your majesty is planning something in a low voice to his followers. ......

Ambassador: Hello! Xiao Saner, look! There is a beautiful woman in front of her eyes. It's really a sinking fish and a wild goose. If she gets this woman, she will be lucky!

Officer: Sir, you said you wanted me to ... fix it?

Ambassador: Saner! Or you understand me.

Officer: Sir, just put your heart in your stomach. I was born a red line. I will take care of it!

Cause: After the job is done, there will be another reward.

Act II: Market (accompaniment: Prelude to the Legend of the New White Snake (episode 1))

(Music turns from light to clear, reflecting the prosperity of popularity and the excitement of the market. )

Bai: In the noisy market, there is a lot of traffic and people are buzzing. But it seems that all this has changed with the arrival of Luo Fu. The street was silent at first, and everyone was attracted by Luo Fu's beauty, and the rate of turning around was as high as 120%. Then people started whispering.

Bai: Luo Fu went to find the monkey. (The monkey puts down the burden and caresses his beard. )

Tourist: Oh? (poking the teenager next to him) Gnome male-"!

Shao: What (ha)?

Ok: look there, beauty!

Shao: (taking off his hat, adjusting his hair and shaking his head) Leave me alone and let me enjoy it quietly. This MM is a "real man"!

(Rover continues to hum along)

Geng: Hey, work hard. Look at you. You're a bitch. You are hoeing the back of your head. (At the same time, I looked at myself)

Hoe: You are no better. You spank yourself with a hoe. Mind your own business! (See also)

Plough and hoe: beautiful! ..................................................................................................................................................................................

Bai: And your minions have been following. ......

(Luo continues to hum away)

Act III: Outside the monarch's house

(Make the gentleman pretend to be the host) Make: This morning in spring, I woke up easily, and the beautiful women laughed everywhere.

Officer: Sir, mistress!

Ambassador: Hmm! (Looking at Luo Fu with bedroom eyes)

Officer: Who, how old are you? How many acres of land, how many people, how many cows in the field, how many lice there are on the cows, ID cards, real estate licenses, graduation certificates, student ID cards, marriage certificates, divorce certificates and driver's licenses are all taken out!

Rolfe: Me? Surname Luo, more than fifteen years old, less than twenty years old!

Ambassador: (Your Majesty later pushed the official around) (Lust for lust) Luo's daughter looks beautiful, and she is as beautiful as a fairy. Today, I am fortunate to see her beauty. Would you like to spend your old age with me? (Music "Sunset Red", played until the end of the first paragraph)

Luo: (a shock! Then shake your head and sigh helplessly) zzz…… ........... Are you (suddenly stopped talking) Why are you so confused? I have a husband, you have a wife, and you are still hanging out. I didn't save you!

Narrator: Luo whispered

Rolfe: (angrily) This satrap has no face.

Ambassador: Ah, ah, ah, ah, you, do you know who I am?

Rolfe: Yes, a colored pig.

Make (furious): how presumptuous! !

Rolfe: I am presumptuous!

Ambassador: I don't want to live you.

Luo (pointing to the ambassador): How dare you threaten me?

Make (lack of confidence): dare, why not? I am the satrap. Who am I afraid of?

Rolfe: What can you do to me?

Crime (false anger): Pull it out, chop up this article, and take it from

Luo (staring at the ambassador): What do you say? !

Make (weak); Sister, I was wrong!

Luo (smug): Then listen to me honestly!

(In Beijing Opera, exaggerated tone, dialect)

Ok (note: then my husband is a famous person, so you don't have to bother to ask (Beijing dialect): listen to me! The horse rope he used was gold, and the sword around his waist was silver.

He is a petty official at the age of fifteen, a court doctor at the age of twenty, an assistant minister at the age of thirty and a city man at the age of forty. He is also a thief, much whiter than you, with an elegant moustache, elegant manners and noble temperament. You can't compare with him. He is a swan, and you are a toad. He is cabbage and you are potato. People are in the sky and you are underground. I'll tell you again, no one sees my husband without saying excellent!

Angel (singing): I have a dream to enjoy life with you. I don't want to be happy, but the sun didn't set, an exciting dream.

Bai: At this moment, you had a dream. ...

Luo&Shi (singing): The birds in the tree are in pairs (action). Everyone on the ground is drunk. You study, you do your homework, you are on duty, and you-(suddenly) this article is transferred from

Bai: Your dream is shattered and you have returned to reality.

Ambassador: I have cherished my reputation all my life, but it will eventually end. I, I … I, I am ashamed … I have no face to face my ancestors! (collapsed on the ground)

Act IV: (Music: Pear Blossom Fragrance)

Bai: (Luo Fu tried to fight with your emissary) According to legend, bring disgrace to oneself suffered a serious mental shock after your emissary was rejected by Luo Fu. Luo Fu's voice and face are still here. He was tired all day, ignored his official duties, and dreamed of Luo Fu every night. Luo Fu suddenly grabbed his neck and repeated her husband's various benefits. Suddenly smile like a flower, dress fluttering, look at the eyes; And became an evil spirit. Your monarch always wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, which has dragged on for a month. Father Luo in your dream keeps you awake at night, pale and exhausted, and you can't live for a few days. So the monarch asked the little servant to call more doctors. The doctor shook his head excessively and sighed. "If you don't quit, you must be trapped by something. If you don't quit, the root cause is hard to get rid of. " After listening to the doctor, your majesty sighed, but there was nothing he could do. He knew that his birthday was coming. So I left the last suicide note: "Pear blossoms are fragrant, I am heartbroken, and I think about a thousand glasses of wine. Looking around alone, my temples were slightly frosty, and I was injured by Iraq on a moonlit night. Don't laugh at me for being crazy. I miss being young at night. I enjoy the fragrance alone, which is emotional harm. Everything in the world is impermanent, laugh at the vicissitudes of life. Don't hesitate to turn your tears into cold windows. Take off the plain wrap, put on the spring clothes and remember the fragrance. Humanism is that since ancient times, heroes have often been hurt by beautiful women. " "Have pity on my hero, but I ended up like this." If you say it, you will die.