Humorous signature copy

1. Shenzhouxing is ok for me. I won't pay to see if you can.

I think it's good to make a phone call, so every sentence is valuable.

Actually, I'm homesick. It's just a matter of who I live in.

You have a good personality, but your short personality is still so bad.

5. heartless, can live a hundred years, have a clear conscience, and be a man without fatigue.

6. I don't take care of myself, I don't know that food is expensive, and I don't know that I am fat.

7. The moment you get serious, it's a bit like a roadside movie.

8. At the age of teenage flowers, you grow into a succulent plant.

9. I swear I'll chop my hand if I buy things online again. Now I'm looking at prosthetic limbs online.

10. I used to be a thin man, too, until one sentence changed me. You eat, eat, you are not fat. I mistakenly thought I was really not fat.

1 1. But all the delicious food is winking at me, and I can't help feeling lucky.

12. The most hypocritical sentence of Chinese New Year is: Hey, come as soon as you come, bring something!

13. I am so poor, why am I fat? I don't know how this meat grows. This problem has puzzled me for many years.

14. Deliberate unhappiness is also a kind of hypocrisy, and the degree is not small.

15. My waist flashed, and it was not youth that caused trouble, but stress.

16. The road to success is always under construction!

17. With you, I forget to eat and sleep. Without you, I don't think about tea and rice. I'm a little worried without you. Without you, I have my heart and soul. I have nothing to do without you. Damn game.

18. There are thousands of children in China. If this doesn't work, we'll change it.

19. I can't play chess or draw, so I'm tired of washing and cooking.

20. Chop the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking and lightning all the way.