After the Northern Qi Dynasty, ridiculous emperors at high latitudes held beautiful women in court.

When you go to court, you should hold the woman you love most in your arms. When the enemy soldiers are under siege, what you think is not the survival of the country or the safety of the country, but whether the beauty in your arms is happy. Speaking of the absurdity of high latitude after the Northern Qi Dynasty in the Southern and Northern Dynasties, it makes people laugh and cry.

Li Shangyin, a poet in the late Tang Dynasty, wrote such a poem: "Laughter will kill people, and hard work will harm people." Xiaoxi County lies down at night, and Zhou Shi has been reported as Jinyang ",which was the scene at that time. When the enemy troops hit the capital, Gao Wei was still enjoying himself in Gentle Township. It's really "Mount Tai collapsed in front of it, and its face doesn't change color. "Lust to the point where he doesn't want to be a country, a country or a lifetime. So absurd, in Lu's eyes, it is unprecedented in the history of China.

Gao Wei was in office for *** 12 years. Doing absurd things all his life is an "example" for evil kings and emperors in later generations. Most of the emperors of the Gaos in the north were dissolute and cruel, and Gao Wei was the undisputed head of the family. He "tried to kill everyone who resisted him". Or kill it, peel it, and see it. The degree of cruelty and tyranny can be seen in a few words. Raising eagles at high latitudes, "How many days does it take to feed a dog's meat?" "Cut off the meat of a live dog every day and feed it to the dog. Dogs will die for several days, which is equivalent to New Year's Eve.

We don't know whether Gao Wei has obsessive-compulsive psychosis, but what he did is really incredible. For example, "once you hunted scorpions one night and got three liters." If you have nothing to do all night catching scorpions, you will be full. More interestingly, he built a poor village in the luxurious Hualin Garden, "begging by himself", playing a beggar by himself, "trading in a city with poor children", simulating the market of ordinary people and trading by himself, even though he didn't know what kind of addiction he had.

Gao Wei was not only cruel, but also playful, and was called "the son of heaven has no sorrow" by people at that time. Speaking of one of his hobbies, the northern history records that "the emperor is young and good at making works", which shows that he likes arty since he was a child. He likes music almost to the point of obsession. He often composes his own lyrics and plays and sings with his own pipa. Singing in a happy place, accompanied by hundreds of eunuchs and handmaids, said, "Sheng is a sad song, the emperor plays the pipa and sings, and there are hundreds of attendants."

You can imagine how spectacular the scene was. In Lu's view, it is at least as popular as Super Boy and Super Girl and I love reciting lyrics. The lead singer of such a huge royal band is the emperor himself. If the concert is destined to burst, it will be difficult to get tickets. However, being unique at this point is a pioneering spirit. It is no exaggeration to say that he is the pioneer of "Band Group". This song "No Sorrow" must be his masterpiece and famous song, so "the world calls it No Sorrow for the Son of Heaven."

This "carefree son of heaven" is still a master. Needless to say, there are "more than 500 ladies who eat precious clothes and jade", and everyone's treatment is "a straight skirt, a thousand dollars on the dressing table". A skirt is worth 10 thousand pieces of cloth, and a dresser is more expensive. Its luxury can be imagined. The maid-in-waiting is still like this, and the emperor can imagine it himself. He also likes Gai Lou and wastes money. "At night, the fire is blazing, but in the cold, the soup is mud." At night, even the shaft is dry. In winter, the mud froze and changed into soup, so that "all the workers were too poor to rest" and there was no time to stop working. In order to dig the giant Buddha in Jinyang Xishan, it is conceivable to burn oil overnight.

We should introduce another hero after Gao Wei. Who is the heroine "Lian Xiao" mentioned in Li Shi? Gao Wei has three queens: Hu, Hu and Mu. Mu, whose real name is Mu, is a waiter around Hulushi. He is regarded as the queen by Cushman. After Mu's aging and fading, he introduced his waiter Feng Xiaolian.

This little girl is young and beautiful, with a variety of amorous feelings. She is "smart enough to play the pipa and dance" and is an absolute strength. Feng Xiaolian was awarded the title of Shu Fei and won the favor of Gao Wei. An example is very illustrative. The Northern Zhou army attacked the Northern Qi, and Gao Wei fled to Yecheng. Then the Queen Mother arrived and said, "Don't rush out." When the real mother came, she didn't care, but when Shu Fei came, she "chiseled out the north gate and greeted her ten miles". Look at this style! Hunting with Feng Xiaolian, Zhou Jun called and Gao Wei wanted to go back. Poor little sister is in high spirits. "Please kill more, the emperor will keep his word", that's enough.

Cushman & Wakefield has been eating, drinking and having fun with her all day. "If you sit at the same table, if you go out, you will get a horse." I am so bored that I can't live without it for a moment. Even if he goes to court occasionally, Cushman will hold Xiao Liu in his lap. How to solve this? The minister here is playing right in front, and Comrade Xiaoliu is muttering in his arms that Emperor GG wants a peach. Don't you think it's funny At this point, obscene really shocked the eyes of ordinary people.

Later, the Northern Zhou army was besieged on all sides, and the Northern Qi quickly conquered it. Gao Royal Family was escorted to Chang 'an, and Gao Wei became a prisoner. He actually "asked the Emperor Wu of Zhou for a concubine" and asked Yuwen Yong of the Emperor Wu of Zhou for his Feng Shufei, which was really hopeless. It seems that Wu Sangui's feat of becoming a beauty in a rage can only be compared. Gao Wei, who spent his whole life in absurdity, was finally gagged by pepper and killed alive. At the age of 23, he ended his absurd life

The poet has been writing it. In addition to Li Shangyin's famous sentence, there is also a poem about the history of the North that has been passed down through the ages: "There are no long flowers at high latitudes, and the feast in Zhangpu is cold." Once an official goes to prison, he wants to blow Qiang Guan first. "It is said that Gao Wei became a prisoner of the Northern Zhou Dynasty after indulging in national subjugation. He endured humiliation all day long, hated it, and occasionally used strong emperors for fun. Li He, a poet in the late Tang Dynasty, also wrote a poem: "If you see a little pity at the head of the Bay, please play the pipa string. If you hate spring breeze, it's worth a few dollars today. " He also criticized Gao Wei's lust for national subjugation and Feng Xiaolian's femme fatale.

However, some people disagree. In the Qing Dynasty, Jiang commented: "Weining lost her country, but she never felt pity. The so-called difference between life and death. " The absurd banter of Cushman & Wakefield has injected the same romantic elements as Liang Zhu. There are really thousands of hamlets in the eyes of thousands of people. If it is rendered and interpreted again, I am afraid it will be another love swan song sung through the ages.

However, everything needs to be split in two. It is said that there are some small favors, and it is impossible to blame a harem woman for the demise of a huge empire. It is too arbitrary to say that she and Cushman have no feelings for lewdness. After Gao Qiu's death, Feng Xiaolian was given Wang Yu Wenda by Emperor Wu of Zhou. He once wrote a poem: although he is favored today, he still remembers the pity of the past. If you want to know, you should look at the glue. He fully expressed his yearning for Gao Wei, which also showed his deep feelings.