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I'm 1 10, a cross talk, written on 1997, and performed by China's famous cross talk actor Qi Zhi and soldiers.

Odd number: 1 10

Bing: I am 1 10, and I am 1 10.

Soldier: I want 1 10 odd number: 1 10 attention, stand at attention, look to the right, look ahead, comrades, there is a knife robbery in the skyscraper, and the situation is extremely dangerous. Call the police immediately. (yes! Where are you? Where does your whole police dog bark? What do you do? What do you do ... Bing: A police dog barks? Odd numbers: Zhang Xiaohu (arrived) ordered you to cover, Li Xiaobao (arrived) ordered you to be a backup, and Private (arrived) ordered you to go to 23rd floor to catch the murderer and call the police. Bing: Where is the elevator? Odd: The elevator is dead. Run upstairs!

Odd number: Power failure! Bing: What about the 23rd floor? Qi: Right, right, right. Now it's all tall buildings. Look, our building. Bing: Hey, I ran away. Who told me to come for nothing? Odd: Use those two hooves, too. Come on, hey, why are you kicking someone? Soldier: Which building was designed? It's on the 23rd floor. I almost fell. Tell the director that I have arrived at the 23rd floor. Where is the murderer? Attention, soldier. The murderer has fled to the first floor now. I order you to go to the first floor immediately and catch the murderer. Bing: This murderer is more flexible than me. Pi Nuo: He won't just sit there and wait for you to catch him. Get down. Soldier: I'll get it. I'm going down. I'll take it! Pinocchio: You are dancing disco, and you are going to cry! Bing: sir, I have climbed to the first floor with tape. Attention, soldier. The killer escaped to the first floor again. He forgot to wear shoes. Bing: I can't do it. Odd: Why not? Bing: My physical strength is far worse than that of the murderer. Odd: Don't say you are 1 10 without this physical strength! Bing: Even if I meet him, I will be killed by him! Odd number: You can't do it 1 10 Soldier: I'll do it in another way. Odd: You still can't do it! Soldier: Go the other way. Odd number: 1 10 Note that a child has fallen into the sewer on May 1st Road, and the situation is extremely critical. Call the police immediately. (groaning, calling the police) I was afraid you would bite! Zhang Xiaohu (arrived) ordered you to cover, Li Xiaobao (arrived) ordered you to meet, and the soldiers (arrived) ordered you to jump into the well. Bing: I can't swim. Odd: Put on a diving hat, a diving suit, a scanner in your left hand and a telegraph in your right, and jump into the well to catch people. Soldier: It's either heaven or earth. Odd number: Did you make money? Bing: I wish I had money. Attention, soldier. Bing: What's the matter? Odd number: There is a snake swimming towards you at the top left. ) What's your name? Bing: I'm afraid of snakes! Odd number: it doesn't matter if you are afraid. You gave me a fright. Bing: You told him to leave! Odd: Attention, soldier, there is another unknown object approaching you behind you. (Ah) Eyes as big as light bulbs (Ah) Beard as thick as steel wire (Ah). We can see it clearly. Bing: Not a monster! Strange: It's a giant water rat. Bing: Oh, help! Someone died. Call 1 10. Odd: You are 1 10, and your name is 1 10? Bing: I'm stunned by you! Pinocchio: You can't do it? You see, people really sit 1 10, which one is like you? Bing: You can go the other way, I promise you can! Odd numbers: Note that 1 10. Now a madman has escaped from a mental hospital. When he sees a man, he goes after a woman. If the situation is critical, he will call the police immediately. Zhang Xiaohu (arrived) ordered you to cover, Li Xiaobao (arrived) ordered you to meet, soldier ... soldier: I heard it, and I heard it this time. Weird: What did you hear? Bing: This 1 10 always * * * only the three of us do things. Odd numbers: 1 10, 24 hours without rest, taking turns on duty, just in time for your class. Bing: You won't stop until you kill me. Weird: Huh? Bing: What's the explanation? Pinocchio: Soldier, I order you to attract the attention of a psychopath. Soldier: Report to the officer. Weird: Huh? Bing: I don't think I can attract him like this. Odd number: Soldiers will make up immediately. Soldier: How? Strange: Make up at once, (how) put on a fake headgear (ah), put on lipstick, put on a necklace, put on a dress, buckle two bowls on your chest, put on high heels and call the police! Bing: report to the chief, according to your instructions, the neuropathy has been scared away by me. Pi Nuo: Why did you scare him away? Bing: The first time I passed by, I accidentally broke a bowl. Strange: Your bowl is not sealed properly! Bing: He ran away on the spot. Odd number: Oh, oh. Bing: He also said a word! Weird: What did you say? Bing: He said I looked weaker than him. Qi: Ha, you cured him of his illness. 1 10 attention, there is a new situation. A young woman was taking a bath in apartment 5, but unfortunately she was poisoned by gas and fell in the bathhouse. The situation is critical, call the police immediately! Right away-Bing: Wait, I'll go! I'll go! Odd: Hey, why are you so positive this time? Bing: I don't ask for it anyway. That's my way. Just me. If I ask, it will make me more active. I'll go, boss. Odd number: The soldier ordered you to take this young woman out at once. Bing: I can't hold it any longer. Odd: What's the matter? Bing: How can I hold it? Odd: Why can't you hug? Bing: I am a man and she is a woman. Odd: What's the matter? Soldier: People usually don't wear clothes when taking a shower. Odd number: 1 10 Do you still want these things to perform the task? Saving lives is very important. Soldier: Report to the officer. Weird: What is it? Bing: This task is too arduous. I suggest the director take it himself. Qi: Yes, gnome male-",he took me in. We both experience life in 1 10, and neither task can be completed well. Bing: We are not made of this material. Odd number: Let's do something at last. Bing: What the hell? Odd number: Keep the alarm number. Bing: Well, this is my strong point. Odd: See how to raise it. Bing: My mouth slipped. Odd numbers: Everyone here is 1 10. what do you think? Toot, toot 1 10. Ice: Yes, this is 1 10. what can I do for you? Odd number: I'm fine. Bing: Nothing-if nothing, what the hell are you talking about? Odd numbers: DuDu, hello 1 10? Bing: Yes, I am 1 10. Odd numbers: 1 10. What can I do for you? Bing: I'm fine. A ghost killed me twice. Odd: Call 1 10 more than a dozen times a day. It should be administrative detention. Let's do it again, beep beep (hello) hello (hello), the zoo, right? Bing: Oh, I'm a tiger. Strange: the tiger spoke. Bing: I'll bite you to death. Odd: Do tigers eat people? Bing: I am 1 10! Odd numbers: Hey, I'm looking for 1 10. Bing: What do you want 1 10 to do? Let me ask you the telephone number of the zoo. Bing: Your name is 1 14. Yours, alas, idiot. Odd numbers: Oh, 1 14 is busy. Bing: If you call me, I'll dial 1 14 thiophene. Odd: DuDu-Hello (Hello) Hello (Hello), what's your number? 1 1? Bing: No innocent people called today. Qi: No, I'm old. I forgot my phone number when I picked up the phone. Bing: Don't worry, I can hear you. Are you an old woman? Odd number: I am an old lady. Bing: Don't worry, we have 1 10 here. Odd numbers: I'm looking for 1 10. Bing: What do you want 1 10 to do? Pinocchio: I'm looking for ... what have I forgotten? Bing: What a bad memory! You always think about it. Odd number: Oh, it's on my lips. I can't say it. What happened? Bing: You didn't lose any money, did you? Odd: I can't lose money. Oh, I can lose my mother's life, but I can't lose my money. (Alas) Last time I went out, I lost a nickel in my pocket. I chased it for more than half a mile along the road, but I stopped chasing it later. (Oh) I picked up a dollar. Hey hey hey! I can't lose it. Bing: Then you won't lose money. (Hmm) Have you eaten? Weird: I haven't eaten all day. Bing: Why don't you go back for dinner? Odd: I can't get into the house. Soldier: Did you get the key to open the door? Strange: my key ... I remember, I just put it at the front of the room. Bing: Oh, I left my key at the head of the room. Odd number: 1 10, can you help me open the door and take out the key? Bing: I'll be right there. Odd number: Thank you very much. Bing: Of course! Odd numbers: It is said that you have difficulty finding 1 10. Let me thank you in English, Bing: You always have a bad memory and know English. Strange: My memory is poor. I'm really sorry (Cantonese)! Bing: What kind of English is this? Let's go! Odd numbers: Zhang Xiaohu (arrived) ordered you to be a cover, and Li Xiaobao (arrived) ordered you to be a backup ... Bing: They have been making backups for a long time. Odd number: The soldier (alas) ordered you to jump off the building. Bing: I won't jump. Odd: Tie a rope around your waist, fly down from the air, open the window and open the door. Bing: Is the rope strong? Odd: The rope is strong! (Soldiers tie ropes) It's almost a bundle of pigs! The reporter from the TV station is here. Bing: Point the camera at me. Weird: This one wants to be famous. Bing: Shoot me. Qi: Oh, look. Bing: I am 1 10 odd number: this time he wants to be 1 10. Soldier: The hero is about to be born. Pi Nuo: I think you are going to lay eggs soon! Bing: Hum, don't stop me. Odd number: Nobody stopped you. I am only two feet away from you! Bing: I jumped! Odd: Just jump! Look at that. I'm grinning at you. Bing: What floor is this? Odd number: 25th floor. Bing: Ouch! Odd number: Don't fall. Look at this! Bing: I'm not afraid. Odd: I didn't say you were afraid! Bing: I think of Dong Cunrui who sacrificed his life to blow up the bunker. Odd: Here comes the hero. Bing: Think of Liu Hulan's death under the enemy's hay cutter. Weird: Why are you crying? Bing: I think of Ouyang Hai who risked his life to scare horses. Odd: I smiled again. Bing: Think about Park Chigo. Weird: Huh? Why do you think of traitors? Bing: I get angry when I think of him. Pi Nuo: Why are you angry with him? Bing: He's so cute. Why did he defect? Weird: You just don't defect. Bing: I won't defect. Qi: Now I want to be betrayed. Look at that. Bing: You stay away from me, I'm going to jump! Odd: Jump! Whoosh, get down! Bing: I dropped my shoes. Look at that. Pinocchio: My shoes were scared away. The real 1 10 soldier fell. Bing: I entered the house through the window and opened the door. The old lady entered the house and she was very excited. Thank you very much 1 10, hahaha. (The old lady shakes Qi Zhi's hand back and forth) Qi Zhi: Nothing, that's what we should do. You treat me like a chef, don't you? Bing: Thank you 1 19. Odd numbers: haha, 1 19 is for fire fighting, and we are 1 10. Bing: I have a bad memory. Odd number: Oh, I have a bad memory. Bing: What are you doing here? Odd number: Let me open the door for you and take out the key. Bing: Oh, yes, yes, thank you. Odd number: Is everything all right? Bing: What floor do you drive? Odd number: 25th floor? Bing: I live on the first floor. Pinocchio: Fuck you.