Classic quotations from divorce lawyers

1, you are reluctant to part with others. I am willing to give up you! What are you thinking about? Chi Haidong is an ATM, and I am a game machine!

2. If a man dares to have an affair, even if he is as handsome as Chow Yun Fat, he will die!

Next, ask the old wolf to cover the old mother. From then on, autumn clouds and spring water, Qian Shan sunset snow, each take what they need.

Work is no more important than marriage. Why do you think some people call marriage a lifelong event and no one calls work a lifelong event?

5. Can people be like animals? Will animals support the elderly? Will you fight in groups once a year for mating rights? If people are divided according to physical attributes, female animals in the animal kingdom can catch whoever they want!

6. I think the best relationship between men and women is friends, and each can think of the other. If it is far away, we can lean on it; If it's close, we can back off.

7. The law does not protect love, only property.

8. Dating is dating, boyfriend is boyfriend, and being with boyfriend is definitely dating, but the date is not necessarily boyfriend.

9. Wall Street terminology says that every transaction has a position, and dealing with women is called a trading position. When the value drops, if you don't choose to throw her out, it will hit you!

10, I have no career, no husband, no home, no love, only money. Am I happy? Can I be happy?

1 1. As long as you have loved, you should be grateful for your love. If one day you don't love, people who have loved must not hate because they don't love.

12. A man who comes to accompany his wife will be laughed at by his friends. Do you want me to look like a coward?

13, you have clear reason and rich emotions, you are brave and wise, you are six words, you are a soldier who conquers without fighting, seven words!

14. If marriage is a contract and the commitment between husband and wife is a contract, then your behavior is called contract fraud.

15. Some lawsuits should be fought even if they know they will lose. Litigation is not to win, but to safeguard dignity, fairness and justice.

16, you look like a gossip. Sister Zhang is your best friend.

17, men's promises are unreliable.

18, single is noble, divorce is not. It's divorce. It's divorce. Not just money, mainly money.

19, what do women rely on to win men? Compromise, huh? If the feud can be completed, there will be no tragedy in the world. It depends on the mind!

20. Leave a wrong person and meet a right one.

2 1, people, making money by themselves is the most reliable. These days, it is better to rely on yourself.

22. A bad marriage is a good school.

23, forgive others forgive others, we can't forgive anyone, just to spare him, because he is the father of the child.

24. Your mother has this wonderful logic besides you in the world.

25. If we can be together, we can be apart. Have you ever seen anyone who can't get out of the toilet?

26. The easiest way to forget someone is to like another person.

27. For example, my wife. Yes, it is natural beauty, no need to dress up, unkempt and without losing the national color!

28. Male animals pursue female animals in order to have the most powerful gene pool. To put it simply, this man pursues women in order to develop that kind of relationship. Once that relationship is not established, men basically turn around and leave. If women insist on establishing pure friendship, men just have to deal with it.

29. The law does not stipulate that a person must love another person all his life.

30. Nowadays, marriage is sometimes complicated, not a product of men and women, but a social need.

3 1, my object is chronic and still in the womb.

32. Family affairs, state affairs and what's going on in the world are all related. Sometimes this kind of politics and marriage have the same effect.

33. If the agreement is made, then the whole world will do it according to the agreement. What do we need the law for? Isn't it because people are fickle that you want to change your mind?

34. You have your position and I have my interests.

35. Do you dare to scold me? This is yeah! Is it? Too corny. This is the post-90 s generation.

36. I believe in love and love will die. In my opinion, nothing can be obtained only through marriage, but the most precious feelings between two people can only be produced through marriage.

37. Can a man's nonsense in love and drunkenness on the wine table be an agreement? In my opinion, that's bullshit!

38. Some things are like a little cold. Take medicine and sweat, and the past will pass. Some things are like malignant tumors, which cannot be cured and need major surgery.

Everyone's happiness is hard-won, and we must work hard to defend it.

40. From now on, this world has nothing to do with me. I just want to be a happy woman of a happy man, making soup, having children, buying a house and facing the sea in spring.

4 1, a man's promise is unreliable, so he must write a letter of guarantee.

42. Believe in love and believe that love will die.

43. People often say that when God closes a door for you, he will definitely open a window for you elsewhere. Later, I found that when God closed that door, he also closed the window.

44. You go on a blind date dressed like this. Do I have to dress like this for a blind date? Go out and get robbed directly!

45. The beauty of women is devalued year by year, and there are also years when children are born. For men, it makes no difference which woman to choose as a wife. For women, after decades of marriage, the investment in marriage has already earned a lot of money. It is understandable that a man falls in love with others. It is normal, but it is his responsibility not to divorce his wife.

46. You are my person when you wake up. If you can't wake up ... you are my vegetable!

47. If you marry a rich man, you might as well be a rich man yourself. (m.taiks.com) Only when women are independent in personality and economy can they get a real sense of security.

48. Men are value-added assets. Every time I win a lawsuit, I will add value. Like Wall Street, women's stocks plummeted and grew old with time.

49. Marrying an enemy directly is also a lifelong event and revenge. Kill two birds with one stone.

Even if the client is Pan Jinlian, since you are Pan Jinlian's attorney, you should defend her from Pan Jinlian's standpoint.