The funniest joke

1. Today, a friend went up the mountain and a marching monk saw us digging bamboo shoots. He said, "Bamboo shoots are delicious. Go home and eat a bamboo shoot fried meat! " Then my sister asked, "How do you know that bamboo shoots are delicious if you don't eat meat?" "The monk said," I was not born a monk. "

2. I believe everyone has met it. I took a sign that said deaf people asked for donations. Once the landlord met me, he answered directly, I am deaf, too.

3. The electric car was stolen in the community. I angered the property: "What's the use of monitoring!" The security guard said weakly, "Let ... let you have a last look at the electric car?"

I am a self-disciplined person. Since you said you want to lose weight, say it every day.

Walking with my wife at night, I met a dog at the gate of the community. The wife asked whose dog it was. I looked at it and said, I think it belongs to Lao Zhang's family. Look at that untidy look and hair, just like Lao Zhang's daughter-in-law's hairstyle. Just then, Lao Zhang's fat daughter-in-law gasped and ran over, holding the dog in her arms. I smiled and said, Sister-in-law, this dog is really cute. I guess it's yours. On the other hand, my wife has been laughing her head off.