Satire classical Chinese in the workplace

1. Li Yunzhou, a classical Chinese writer who describes complex workplace relations, is a hermit in Sichuan and a wild Confucian in northern Sichuan! Wandering in the south of the Yangtze River, staying in Huzhou. Although there are talents. However, Nai's luck was unlucky and his fate was ill-fated. Feng Tang was old, Li Guang was difficult to seal, Qu Jiayi was in Changsha and Haiqu; The heart is higher than the sky, as a * * *! Naturally, your mouth is full of words and your stomach is full of brilliance. Although Xu Ru didn't go down to Fan Chen's sofa, there is a virtual reality where you can shoot a bullfight! Literary talent reached the peak of the spiritual world; This will be a disaster, and other mountains are dwarfed under the sky ... it is difficult to use in ancient and modern times. Articles add life, but demons will haunt vagrants. I am like Qu Zi's worry, which has harmed the world, leaving Sao as nine songs and drifting with the wind! The world is blind, leaving only regrets; Deeper Chen Lao Du, with the ambition of following the Japanese, accused the traitors, denounced the Japanese, and did not go along with the world. His life has experienced ups and downs, with little crumbs and great anger. In order to deserve an eternal gift!

My character and spirit, like Yushu in the breeze, like the bright moon in the sky, can't dance with the world! Alas, I bowed down to a property in Huzhou and became a young tree nurse. If you are like a horse, you will have a thousand miles of ambition, but you can't do anything with your hands and feet tied. In view of this, I would like to take the blame and resign as a company executive! From then on, I broke through the cage and released Cai Feng. I opened the iron lock and walked away from the dragon. Like seagulls galloping in Bai Ou and Wan Li, galloping in the vast sea of clouds, who can practice!

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2. Ask for an article that satirizes others in classical Chinese, in which a monk serves tea (classical Chinese).

Original: A monk in Lingyin Temple, named after tea, is good at playing with mortar. But a few teas are saved, and the guests always think they are ripe; Its top-class, non-distinguished guests and people who know the taste have services. One day, when a senior official arrived, the monk bowed very respectfully, took out good tea and cooked it himself, hoping to win praise. Your official is silent. Confused, the monk went in with the best cooking skills. The wine is exhausted, no praise. The monk bowed eagerly and said, "Where's the tea?" Your official held up a lamp and said, "It's very hot."

There is a monk in Lingyin Temple. He is famous for his tea ceremony and is proficient in tea sets. Moreover, his tea collection has several grades, and different teas are cooked for him according to the dignity of the guests. If he is not a noble person or a person who knows tea, the best tea will not be given to him. One day, a distinguished guest came, and the monk respectfully gave him good tea and made tea for him himself, waiting for the guest's praise. The distinguished guest remained silent. The monk was puzzled and took out the best tea for the guests. The tea is almost finished. The monk couldn't wait, so he bowed down and said, "What's the smell of this tea?" The distinguished guest held the teacup in his hand and said, "It's a little hot."

Ironically, flatterers and guests are uneducated.

3. Ask for a preface to satirize others' classical Chinese mourning for [Tang] Liu Zongyuan

original text

Always self-sufficient and good at traveling. One day, the water was so fierce that five or six people left Hunan by boat. Zhongji, if the ship is broken, it will do. One is to do your best and not be different. His companion said, "You are the best swimmer. What are you going to do now? " Yue: "I have 1000 yuan, which is heavy. Let's talk about it later. " He said, "Why not go there?" No, shake its head. It is beneficial for the time being. The man who saved himself stood on the shore and shouted, "You are so stupid and secretive, you are dead. How can you afford it? " Shook his head again. Drowned. I mourn it. And if so, do you have to drown the big goods to protect yourself? So I wrote "mourning".

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Yongzhou people are good at swimming. One day, the river surged, and five or six people crossed the Xiangjiang River by boat. When crossing the river, the boat broke down and everyone began to swim. One of them tried to swim, but he couldn't swim far. His companion said, "You are the best swimmer. Why are you behind today? " He said, "I have a thousand pence wrapped around my waist, which is very heavy, so I am behind." The companion said, "Why not throw it away?" He didn't answer and shook his head. After a while, he was more tired. The man who had swam over stood on the shore and shouted, "You are stupid and ignorant. You will drown. What do you need money for? " He shook his head again. So he drowned. I feel very sad about this. If so, wouldn't Italy drown a big man? So I wrote "mourning".

meaning

This article satirizes those who are blinded by interests in the world, and then warns some greedy people that if they don't wake up and look back, they will die in vanity fair. But it also tells us that no amount of money is useless.

"Mourning" means mourning for the drowning person. The reason for saying "mourning" is because the author laments that drowning people can't wake up until they die. His greed for money made him lose care of his life, which made the author feel that "Italy drowned a big man", thus expressing his concern and irony for those who were greedy for fame and fortune in officialdom!

By telling the story that a swimmer who was always the best swimmer was drowned because he couldn't afford money, the preface to mourning for the past satirized the ignorance of the world's love for money and warned them that if they didn't wake up suddenly, they would be buried in vanity fair. Those who are insatiable and fall into the eye of money would rather give up their lives than lose money. "Money is a foreign thing." We should not attach importance to money.

Writing Characteristics of Preface to love the water Wen

Writing characteristics.

(1) The preface to mourning for the past is characterized by the combination of positive description and side contrast, which mainly depicts the mentality of drowning people who want money rather than life, making the full-text narrative quite refined and the characters very vivid.

The positive description mainly starts from three aspects: first, the action description, "trying to be unusual", implies the burden of money; Second, the language description, "I have 1000 yuan, which is very heavy, but it is later", shows that he knows that the key is money, but he is still unwilling to give up; The third is the expression description, twice "you shouldn't shake your head", indicating that you want money and don't despair.

Side foil also starts from three aspects: first, contrast, "a good swimmer is the best", being pointed out by others that he is always good at swimming, thus comparing his abnormal behavior of "doing his best" today; The second is comparison. He drowned as the best swimmer, compared with those who were not as good as him and could reach the other side safely. The third is to expose his ignorance from the side with the call sign of "self-help".

4. What are the classic and funny workplace satires? 1. "What is the most memorable large-scale collective activity organized by your company?"

"Collective overnight overtime!"

A salesman was severely criticized by the manager for his poor performance.

He unfairly explained: "Now the market is depressed, and I have worked very hard."

But the manager didn't buy it at all and kept criticizing it.

The salesman finally couldn't help it, and his eyes were red. "Manager, I am very sad now. I just want to cry on my shoulder. "

The manager said angrily, "lend me a shoulder." I think I can lend you a wing. You can fly there for me. "

3, the unit in the outer suburbs to work, employees are far from home, so before leaving work in the afternoon, people often "sneak in" in advance.

This situation was discovered by the leaders, and the meeting specifically emphasized the discipline of going to work and found severe punishment.

One day after work, the leader began an unannounced visit, only to find that Lao Zhang was the only one on duty in the office, and everyone else ran away.

In a rage, the leader organized a meeting the next day. Everyone who sneaked in yesterday was punished, but Lao Zhang was praised. The leader asked everyone to learn from him.

After the meeting, a group of people jokingly asked Lao Zhang, "Are you a disciplined person? Why didn't you slip away yesterday? Is there any information? . . ? "

Lao Zhang said, "To tell you the truth, I rode an electric car to go out on business yesterday afternoon. When I came back, I found that the electric car was dead. I can't bear to charge, and I can't run back. "

4. The Tang Priest said to the Monkey King, "Wukong, heaven sent a notice to streamline the organization, and the teacher decided to let you retire early. I have considered it for the teacher, so it is not unfair to raise your third-level salary. "

The Monkey King said brightly: "In that case, I will retire early, and I am happy to go back to Huaguoshan to enjoy my retirement."

After the Monkey King retired, Tang Priest rode on Bai, led Pig Bajie and Friar Sand, and went on to learn Buddhist scriptures in the West.

One day, walking on the road, a black smoke came out halfway. The black smoke immediately turned into a monster and stopped them in the middle of the road. Pig Bajie and Friar Sand only played a few rounds and were defeated.

Tang Priest quickly asked Pig Bajie to invite the Monkey King to Huaguoshan.

The Monkey King said, "Brother Sha, get out of the way and look at my grandson." As a result, the Tang Priest was rescued in less than one meal.

After Tang Priest regained his freedom, he learned from a painful experience and decided to hire the Monkey King to continue to go to the Western Heaven with the team with double salary, specializing in exorcism and escorting the way.

Pig Bajie murmured, "Master, Monkey is back. Isn't our organization streamlined?"

The Tang Priest said, "Why not streamline it? Wukong is now an supernumerary, and does not occupy the establishment quota. The number of employees has decreased from 4 to 3, just a decrease of 25%. "

(Source: Network)

5. What's the irony in classical Chinese? You can use the word "irony"

Fengxiang

1 read; Recite. Han Shu's Records of Literature and Art: "If students who try to be a teacher can satirize a book of more than 9,000 words, they will be officials."

(2) Suggest or persuade with euphemism. Zou Ji satirized the "irony" of the King of Qi. Zhang Hengchuan: "Heng Nai intends to ban Er Du as Er Du Fu because of irony."

3 sarcasm; Slander. Liu Ji's The Orangeman's Words: "And hold oranges to satirize evil?"

You can also use the word "contempt"

jī

(1) blame; Blame. "Yueyang Tower": "When you climb the Dengsi Building, there must be homesick people who are worried and afraid of ridicule, and feel extremely sad."

2 persuasion; Laugh. Zou Ji satirized Qi Wang Nengchen: "You can slander the city."

3 sarcasm; Laugh. "You Bao Chan": "If you are strong enough, people will laugh at it, but you will regret it."