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Huang Hong and Song Dandan’s lines for going home sketch
Huang Hong: Have you seen this thing before?
Song Dandan: Hey, big brother?
Huang Hong: nickname, mobile phone.
Song Dandan: Boss Huang gave it to you?
Huang Hong: Oh, yes, I gave it. I bought a new clamshell one, so I eliminated the brick one.
Huang Hong: Why are second-hand goods worthless?
Song Dandan: This thing is just like a human being, second-hand goods are equivalent to second girls. Haven't you heard people say that the original couple loved each other lovingly, but once they got divorced, they would stop working together immediately.
Huang Hong: You are talking nonsense. You are going to divorce me. I will find another one. This one belongs to Erguotou, and it tastes better when it is sullen.
Huang Hong: Listen to me, Boss Wang just introduced us to a new job. Twenty cars will be polished and waxed soon.
Song Dandan: Really?
Huang Hong: One car costs one hundred, ten cars two thousand, twenty cars two thousand!
Song Dandan: Oh, that’s great!
Huang Hong: After earning this money, I will buy new year goods for your father!
Song Dandan: Great! ! Oops, what about missing the train? I can't make it in time to kowtow to my father on the thirtieth night.
Huang Hong: You are so stupid! Use it to say hello to your father
Song Dandan: Page my father!
Huang Hong: Number!
Song Dandan: 04575121111
Huang Hong: OK, how much should I call?
Song Dandan: 119
Huang Hong: Your dad is so popular! Your dad! Hello, please call 119. Call back: 010-90888888.
Song Dandan: This number is awesome!
Huang Hong: This is called "If you don't leave the room, you can't leave the house, the cliffs and the ends of the sky are at my disposal." (The phone rings) Is it soon? Your dad!
Song Dandan: I’ll take it!
Huang Hong: Continuously!
Song Dandan: Dad? father? Why is there no sound?
Huang Hong: You are really stupid about German cars (Mercedes-Benz). You have to move to answer your mobile phone.
Extended information
Introduction to the performers of the sketch "Going Home"
1. Huang Hong
Formerly known as Huang Changshou, in May 1960 Born on the 25th in Harbin, Heilongjiang Province, he is a sketch performing artist, a national first-class actor in the Song and Dance Ensemble of the General Political Department, chairman of the Actors Working Committee of the China Television Artists Association, and an army major general.
In 1987, Huang Hong appeared on the big stage for the first time and performed the sketch "Selling Calendars". In 1989, Huang Hong appeared on the CCTV Spring Festival Gala stage for the first time to perform the sketch "Recruitment". In 1990, he became famous for performing the sketch "Supernatural Guerrilla" at CCTV's New Year's Day party and playing the role of Hainan Island's father.
2. Song Dandan
Born on August 25, 1961 in Beijing, she is an actress from Mainland China and a national first-class drama actor at the Beijing People's Art Theater.
In 1989, she appeared on the stage of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala for the first time, playing the role of Wei Shufen in the sketch "Lazy Guys Dating"; in 1990, she appeared on the CCTV New Year's Day Gala sketch "Supernatural Guerrilla", which started her sketch career.
In 1991, Bernard Shaw's drama "Major Barbara" was staged on the Chinese stage for the first time, with Song Dandan playing the role of Major Barbara. In 1993, Song Dandan played the role of Roza, a foreign old woman who was a ballet dancer, in the drama "Return", and won the Plum Blossom Award at the 9th China Drama Awards.
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