A little joke to relieve work pressure.

A little joke to relieve work pressure.

Generally speaking, the pressure from work in life is the easiest to crush people's health. Because of poor work, many people's emotions have been in a negative state, and how to alleviate the pressure from work has become the most concerned issue. The following is my little joke about relieving work pressure. Welcome to reading.

A joke to relieve work pressure 1 1. A boy went to fetch water from the boiling water room and accidentally burned his hand. That hurts. But looking at so many girls around, we have to hold back for grace. At this moment, a beautiful girl asked, "Does it hurt?" The boy quickly said, "Nothing." I was moved for a while. At this time, the girl said to her partner behind her, "It seems that the water didn't boil again this time!" "

One day, Xiaoxing took his donkey to the market. On the way, I met a friend who was driving by and asked him to come up for a ride. The car started, followed by his donkey. The car sped up, and his donkey still followed. His friend turned around and said, "I'm really worried about your donkey." Its tongue is sticking out. " Xiaoxing said, "Oh, which tongue did it spit?" The friend replied, "Left tongue." Xiaoxing said urgently, "If you accelerate faster, you will overtake."

Jubaolong, the biggest supermarket in our county, is about to open. Leaflets are everywhere. The leaflet reads: 3.0 yuan a catty of eggs. You know, the price of eggs was in 3.3 yuan at that time. By contrast, it is still cheap in the supermarket. People flocked to attend the opening ceremony. Some came on foot; Some people come by bike; Some came by car; There are also several trains dedicated to buying eggs.

If there are other goals, it will be difficult for people who have changed trains several times to buy eggs. I hope it can be cheaper, but I finally know that eggs are a catty of 3.0 yuan, but there is a limit! You can buy up to five Jin per person. Five catties of eggs, the total price difference is only 1.5 yuan, not to mention how much it costs to take a taxi. Just waiting in line for two hours to buy five pounds of eggs is enough to make people angry. People cheered and fell for it!

5. Answer: "I was at home during the holiday that year, and suddenly a fish seller came. When he saw me, he said,' Your father said he couldn't come back from work and asked you to buy some fish'. I believed it and asked him to let me buy some. He is quite tough and says' Eight Articles'. But I don't have that much money? He asked me to borrow it from eight houses nearby. Finally, it's settled to buy fish. I'm waiting for my father to come back and ask him for credit. But when dad came back, he was dumbfounded and said,' When did I say I bought fish?' . Only then did I know that I had been cheated. "b:" hey! Forget it. I am worse than you! I was alone at home that year. Here comes a garbage collector. When he came in, he pointed to the heater in the yard and said to me,' Your father said you should sell the heater.' I believe. Ask him how much his salary is. He said "two". I believed it, and later, when my father came back, I realized that the heater was only bought by my father for several hundred dollars. "

John is wearing short-sleeved shorts and playing excitedly in the streets of China. Suddenly, a little boy of about 5 or 6 years old suddenly grabbed his skirt and pointed to his furry leg and said, "Big Brother, why are you still wearing woolen pants in the street in this heat?"

7. One day, a friend asked Xiao Jun, "Why does your dog's tail swing up and down instead of left and right?" Xiao Jun replied: "This is entirely caused by environmental factors. My home is too narrow. "

8. Party A and Party B made a bet. Party A said, "I can push things into the alley with a unicycle, but you can't." So they made a bet. Looking for a unicycle, A said to B, "Please get on!"

9. A tourist got lost in the virgin forest. After walking for three days, he met someone. He said excitedly, "Thank God, I finally met you for three days." "There is nothing to be happy about." The man said, "I've been gone 10 days and haven't gone out yet!" " "

10 One day, Ashui went to a company to apply for a job. The recruiter asked, "What do you want to do?" Ah Shui said, "I want to be on the board of directors." The recruiter asked in surprise, "What? Are you crazy? " Ah Shui asked inexplicably, "Is madness a necessary condition for entering the board of directors?"

1 1. An editor said to the proofreader, "Do you know the importance of this work?" The proofreader replied, "I know that if you make a mistake, I will be responsible."

12, "I can't stand it anymore. Why does this house always leak rain! " A tenant said to the landlord. "It's funny, you just pay a little room rate and want to miss a long beer every day!" The landlord replied impatiently.

Joke 2 1 Relieve work pressure. Q: Mom, why do snails look cute and slugs make people sick?

A: This is probably the difference between having a house and not having a house ...

Q: Mom, why are wasps annoying and pearls attractive?

Answer: Son, this is the difference between living in a tube-shaped apartment and a single-family apartment …

2. The door of heaven is broken, and God wants to bid to rebuild it.

Indians said: 3000 yuan will be ready, the reason is that the material cost 1000 yuan, labor cost 1000 yuan, I earn 1000 yuan myself.

A German said: 6000 yuan, 2000 yuan for materials, 2000 yuan for labor and 2000 yuan for himself.

Finally, China people calmly said: This costs 9,000 yuan, you 3,000 yuan, I 3,000 yuan, and Indians 3,000 yuan.

God is amazing, let me do it for you!

When NPC and CPPCC revised the new marriage law, the typist made a mistake and changed one day to monogamy.

When the National People's Congress deliberated, it was generally reflected that this article had been changed well and kept pace with the times!

Representative A: Well, I'm afraid the supply can't be guaranteed.

Representative b: ok, I'm afraid time is a little short;

Female representative: ok, I'm afraid my male compatriots can't stand it;

Legal Representative: Good is good, but the father of the child is hard to find!

The female leader came home at night and was suddenly boarded by two men.

A man threatened: "Be honest, sex thief."

The female leader laughed and scolded: "Damn, such a happy thing made me so nervous and scared to death. I thought I was cheated! " "

Xiao Wang works in the personnel department on 10 floor and was transferred to the administration department on the 9th floor a month ago.

Today, Xiao Wang called the personnel department to find him: "Is Xiao Wang there?"

The colleague who answered the phone said, "Xiao Wang is no longer in the personnel."

Xiao Wang: "Ah! ? When did this happen? I don't know. I haven't had time to send it to him yet? " "It doesn't matter, you can look for him below."

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