I want some cross talk sketches (200~300 words)

Category: Art>> Crosstalk Sketch

Analysis:

Crosstalk "Eight Immortals Happy New Year"

Jiang Kun: My Donkey Exhaust If it exceeds the standard and fails to pass the standard, it will not be allowed on the road.

He Xiangu: I have become a mosaic, why should I go back to heaven?

Wang Ping: My ears are not in the service area. I have replaced the parts. The nose is padded at the back. I can’t recognize it when I go back.

The sketch "Telling Things"

[Wonderful One]

Zhao Benshan: Everyone I have spoken to is not very good. Zhao Zhongxiang's "Animal World" It is no longer allowed to be broadcast, Ni Ping has changed the channel instead of being the host, and Cui Yongyuan can't sleep.

[Wonderful Part 2]

Zhao Benshan: Instead of telling the truth, I have changed to telling stories.

Cui Yongyuan: Our program still focuses on telling the truth.

Song Dandan: Let’s not talk about it, everyone is watching.

Zhao Benshan: It’s okay, the ratings of this show are low.

[Wonderful Three]

Cui Yongyuan: I heard that your life is a little tight now?

Zhao Benshan: What did you say, IOU? Yes, I have a lot of IOUs on hand now.

Song Dandan: People are talking about sanitary ware, which is the one that makes running water when you go to the toilet.

Zhao Benshan: Not yet. Now there are two whole boards put there.

Cui Yongyuan: What I am talking about is poverty, which means life is a little difficult.

[Wonderful Part 4]

Cui Yongyuan: Auntie, please talk about your life after you two go back.

Song Dandan: These are all introduced in my new work "Yuezi 2".

Zhao Benshan: In the beginning, someone else had to cut the ribbon.

Song Dandan: What are you cutting? He went there twice and brought me two pairs of scissors. Before he even started cutting, he cut the lady’s hand and it started to bleed. .

Skit "Recruitment"

[Wonderful One]

Boss: What does this character look like?

Applicant No. 2: What kind of body do you have?

Boss: In terms of calligraphy, there are many styles!

Candidate No. 2: That’s multimedia!

[Wonderful 2] Boss: What is this word? Number 3: This is not a word. Boss: Why? Number 3: None of the words I don’t recognize are characters.