Write a story about recruiting a girlfriend

I am XXX, male, and my hobby is female.

Be modest, I am handsome, charming, well-proportioned, young and rich, brave and mighty, invincible in the world, invincible in benevolence, fearless in courage, not bad in King Kong, wise in SHEN WOO, extraordinary in chivalry, once upon a time, unparalleled in history, modest and studious, shameless in asking questions, and harmonious.

Cheerful, weather-beaten, ruthless, enthusiastic about friends, cruel to enemies, going through fire and water for friends, never giving up, doing their best, bullets, looks like Pan An, wisdom, etc.

Victory over Kong Ming, courage over Zi Long, righteousness over Guan Yu and skillful victory over Lu Ban.

If you are my girlfriend, what do I like about you:

1 Eat a fish together, I'll let you eat the big body, and I'll eat the fish head myself.

You can kiss me when you want. If you allow me, I want to kiss you.

Once you get sick, I will lose two pounds, but once I get sick, you will gain two pounds.

You come to my house, I sleep on the sofa, I go to your house, or I sleep on the sofa.

You can call me short, but you can't call me tall.

Final summary; Be your boyfriend.

From now on,

I only love you and spoil you, and I won't lie to you.

I'll do everything I promised you,

Everything I told you is true,

Don't bully you, don't scold you, believe you,

If someone bullies you, I will help you at the first time.

When you are happy, I will be happy with you.

If you are unhappy, I will make you happy,

I always think you are the most beautiful, and I will dream about you in my dream.

In my heart, only you!