Public relations advertising words

■ No-smoking advertisements in public places-"In order to make carpets disappear,

There are holes. In order to make your lungs have no holes, please don't.

Smoking. "

■ A road traffic advertisement-"If your car can swim,

If you swim, please don't brake and go straight. "

■ New book advertisement-"The author of this book is a millionaire.

Unmarried, he wants the object described in this novel.

The heroine wrote it! "

■ An advertisement in the car showroom-"Always let the driver hold it.

The photo expired before you. "

■ A traffic safety advertisement-"Remember, God won't.

It's perfect. It has auto parts, and

No one. "

■ A cosmetic advertisement-"Spot as soon as possible, please don't.

Leave the pox. "

■ An advertisement for a washing machine-"A wife and a good mother!"

■ An advertisement for a sour fruit juice drink-"A little parting is sour, and we get together.

Sweetheart. "

■ An advertisement of a printing company-"In addition to banknotes, print one.

Stop. "

■ A flower shop advertisement-"The price of roses in our shop today.

This is the cheapest. You can even buy some flowers for your wife. "

■ An advertisement for a beauty salon-"Please don't walk out of this book with me.

Courtyard girl accosted, she may be your grandmother. "

■ A job advertisement-"Looking for a female secretary, it looks great.

A young girl thinks like an adult and acts like a mature person.

Lady, work like a donkey! "