Field operation script

Scene: A corner of the city

The job seeker hurried on with his luggage in his hand. Suddenly, I saw the sign of "on-site recruitment" hanging in the thin film electronics factory on the roadside, stayed there and looked at it carefully (pushed the glasses on the bridge of my nose), and the recruiter came over (patted him on the shoulder).

Interviewer (hereinafter referred to as Zhao): Er, are you looking for a job? ...

Job seeker (hereinafter referred to as "Qiu"): Yes, yes (monologue to the audience) How convenient it is to find a job in the city! No wonder they asked me to look at the talent market in the city. It's no use loitering in the industrial area. No, this is the opportunity, but?

Zhao (see hesitation): What's your degree and major? Our company recruits all kinds of talents locally. ...

Begging (interrupting recruitment): Excuse me, sir, can I apply for a job in your thin film electronics factory? (Put down your backpack quickly and take out your diploma, honorary certificate and personal information). Please read my resume first.

Zhao (burying his head in reading for a while): Yes, yes, he was an "excellent student cadre" at school and ran a newspaper. Such talents are hard to find! (Pick up the diploma, read it over and over again, and then slowly raise your head after two or three minutes) How much did you spend on this diploma? I hate people who use fake diplomas, but they push us who have real diplomas aside ... sorry! (With a look of hatred, you put away what you want and want to give it back to him without even looking) You go (monologue to the audience: What am I doing? Now it is cheating! )。

Please (and rude): Sir, have you read too many fake diplomas? How much is this diploma? Then I tell you, it took me 40 thousand yuan and three years of youth. Until now, I still have 30 thousand books, tuition and debts.

Zhao (monologue to the audience): I am also a college student. Before I went into this black hole against my conscience, I spent all my money looking for a job. Hey! South! (turning to beg, ungrateful, taking back the hand holding the material): I'll look again.

Q: You think my diploma is fake, so you can test me. Isn't that verified? Quality is in the body, which is not false.

Zhao: Sorry, that's not what I meant. It is also a requirement of the company to require a diploma.

Beg: No other meaning. Actually, isn't a diploma just a piece of paper? What can a piece of paper represent? Diploma can be forged, so can a person's quality? Individual differences of people are different. Some people are naturally used to taking exams and getting diplomas, but they know nothing. Some people don't like studying for exams, but they have skills, such as academics and writing. William faulkner, an American writer, only went to high school, but wrote so many novels with gorgeous literary colors and golden walls. No one in the world can write so many masters and doctors. Is the ancient champion a diploma? How many champions made a difference?

Zhao: Yes, that's true. The employment mechanism in this country should be reformed. I didn't expect your views to be so profound. Tell you what, I'll help you work hard and see if you can find a job in our company (take off your mobile phone). Manager Jia, hey, there's a candidate, a junior college student ... I can't. Do I have to be an undergraduate? I saw him.

He has done well in all aspects. Can he be hired without exception? I have been a student cadre at school and often organize various activities. He is also the editor-in-chief of the school newspaper. He has good writing ability, good image and honesty ... you promised.

Then I'll invite him over. All right, hang up. Goodbye! (Yes) The manager agreed, and it's sure to be no problem. Then I'll write you a bill.

Q: Sir? I can't help it if I haven't met such a kind person as you. I owe all my achievements in the future to you (I packed up my graduation certificate, honorary certificate and other personal information, and I was so grateful that I was in tears). Can I go to work right away? How to get there? I will thank you later (I can't wait to leave, I'm so happy).

Tip: You're welcome! I'm just giving you a chance. Success is entirely in your own hands. Wish you success! Go through the formalities first. Registration fee, 20 yuan.

Qiuqiu (touching his shirt pocket): Do I have to pay the registration fee? The government stipulates that it is forbidden to accept the mortgage for factory recruitment. I really need a job, but I only have twenty dollars now. I saved my ticket money and recruited on the spot in the talent market. Think of me coming out of home, looking for a job for two months, running all over four pairs of shoes, running all over the industrial area of the town, eating only two steamed buns a day ... Look at my feet, and I have broken such a big piece of skin (I can't bear to see a piece of paper shell inserted in my shoes, spreading my fingers to cover my eyes) ... (Give the money to Zhao) Bye! (Walking posture).

Zhao (moved, full of worries, bitter face to the audience monologue: I was not like this before. But I had no choice but to go astray ... no ...) Wait a minute, and you came back (obviously a little nervous and excited, what was written on the "on-site recruitment" sign).

Q: Can I help you? sir

What position are you applying for?

Q: I ... it doesn't matter what position I have, as long as I have food.

Zhao (without saying anything, turning the signboard upside down): What do you think we are recruiting?

Ask (word for word): I hope my girlfriend has a college degree or above, can cook all kinds of Sichuan food, be filial to her parents-in-law, and be kind to her children … more than two years' experience. Guangdong this bird place, looking for a job needs experience, being a wife also needs experience. It is really difficult for students like us who have just come out of school to find a job without practical experience ... (monologue to the audience: seize a glimmer of hope and summon up courage) Sir, will you give me a chance? Let me have a try. I am a junior college student. I have been a filial child since I was a child. I come from Jiangjin, Chongqing. (nervously, in Sichuan dialect) I can cook any Sichuan food!

Zhao (Sichuan dialect): Brother, can a man be a wife (laughs)? If you can see clearly, it's not your boyfriend (snigger, monologue: this guy, point). I think you are desperate ... To tell the truth ... there is no thin film electronics factory at all, but a liar factory. ...

Begging (surprised, in Mandarin): You ... you ... are all liars!

Zhao: Yes, I am a liar. I lied for the first and last time today. I will never do this ruthless business again ... this place is really difficult to mix and find a job, alas! Sometimes you have to be cheated. ...

Beg: Then you pay me back twenty dollars, and I'll ... I'll call the police. ...

Tip: Don't … Don't … Don't worry! I still have 200 yuan here! Hongyuan talent market is not on holiday today. Let's find a job together! Let's have a barbecue first and then fill our stomachs. ...

Zhao Qiu (at the same time): Look! There is also the Hongyuan talent market. It's only ten o'clock. It is not too late. Come on! Let's go (Two people rush out of the court shoulder to shoulder) ...