Sketch script

Goodbye

Time: One night before graduation Location: A corner of the campus

Characters: Junior Brother A and B, Senior Sister C

[Current opening: A certain corner of the campus. Junior brothers A and B are quite different in stature. A is extremely tall and B is shorter.

[Junior brother A held the rose and smiled a few times.

A: (Looking at the flower carefully) Yes, this is exactly the rose. (Singing a song) I have already planted nine hundred and ninety-nine roses for you.

B: (In a hurry, he accidentally bumped into A) Oops, you don’t have eyes?

A: (Angry) Hey, you—(Yixi) Oh, it’s you. Why are you here in such a hurry?

B: (smile) Sorry, I don’t have time to explain to you now, but a campus version of "Titanic" will be staged here later, and I am the protagonist. In order not to To stimulate you, you should go back first.

A: What a coincidence, I am about to star in a touching love movie here. I think you should go back first, lest you vomit blood after watching it. (Looking at the watch) Sorry, you should go, Senior Sister C is coming.

B: What? Hey, kid, please tell me clearly, what is your relationship with Senior Sister C?

A: We can date each other at night. Do we still need to explain the relationship? Our relationship is an unusual kind of relationship between a man and a woman.

B: (sneering) You are really shameless and passionate. They don’t even check what material they are.

A: Hey, kid, are you jealous?

B: Alas, I was afraid that you would be sad if I told you, but if I didn’t tell you, I would be sorry for your friend. It’s so hard to be a human being! To be honest, Senior Sister C cares about me very much. Look at you, you look like a half-man.

A: (Trendspeak) You are crying to your father! (Country) What do you mean by this? Do you want to steal love with a sword?

B: You are overestimating your abilities.

A: I don’t overestimate my abilities, (helplessly) Okay, you said she cares about you, right? What evidence do you have?

B: The evidence is a lot to talk about.

A: I’m not afraid that you talk too much, I’m just afraid that you won’t speak.

B: I’m afraid you’ll be jealous if I tell you.

A: I am never jealous.

B: I’m afraid you’re too fond of me.

A: I never hate you.

B: I’m afraid you don’t believe me.

A: I never believe you.

B: Huh?

A: No, I absolutely believe you.

B: Then I will say it.

A: Tell me.

B: I really said it.

A: Say it quickly!

B: Okay, then I’ll say it, (pause) No, you have to swear, otherwise I’m still a little worried.

A: You really have a lot to do, (raises hand) Okay, heaven is above, boy A is below, after listening to his words, I will never be jealous or hate him, otherwise... otherwise, I will be punished by heaven and earth. . Is that enough?

B: That’s enough, I’ve said it. Several times, I went to fetch water, and there were six bottles in a dozen. My senior sister felt very distressed when she saw it, so she helped me carry it up. Several times, the weather changed. When it got cold, she even called me in the dormitory and said, B, it's getting cold, wear more clothes so you don't catch a cold - oh! "Several times we went to the cafeteria to eat together. When he saw that I ate less, he encouraged me and said, "Be brave and eat more. "And she gave me her meat to eat.

A: What? She also gave you her meat to eat?

B: No, no, no, it was her. Give me pork to eat. And when she lent me the self-study exam book, she put a letter in it, which said: "Dear——"

A: Ah! < /p>

B: "Dear - junior brother, I wish you success. "Wow! It's so warm!

A: Haha, is this called caring?

B: Otherwise, why would she help me carry water instead of you?

A: She thinks you are small, pitiful!

B: Otherwise, why would she ask me to eat more instead of you?

A: That’s because she’s afraid! You are wasting the country's food.

B: Otherwise, why would she lend me the book instead of you?

A: She sees that your family is poor and cannot afford it.

Let me tell you the magnificent love story between me and her.

B: Okay, I want to see what shameful things that enemy did behind my back.

A: Okay, listen, I was in a very bad mood that day. When she saw me, she came over to comfort me and chatted with me for most of the day. She often comes to our classroom to study, and she also discharges electricity to me from time to time. The most touching thing is that the day before yesterday, I went to play football and accidentally fell. My senior sister ran over like flying, helped me up, and asked with concern: "How are you doing? Does it hurt?" (Intoxicated) Oh my God, So romantic!

B: "How is it? Does it hurt?" Let me tell you, I even held her hand!

A: I even touched her legs. (to the audience) is careless.

B: Ah! No, she cares about me.

A: No, she cares about me. You see, I am tall and powerful, with a strong waist and a strong back.

B: Look at me, I am short and sharp, small and smart.

A: I have paid a lot for her.

B: I paid more for her. When she had a cold, I bought her Sanjiu Cold Powder.

A: When she had diarrhea, I gave her the belly pill.

B: Her satchel was given as a gift.

A: Her pocket watch was given to her by me.

B: I give her happiness.

A: Your happiness is given by me, so her happiness is still mine.

B: (angry) You...you...are you still my good friend?

A: Don’t be sad, although you are not as good as me. But there is no need to be so inferior. In my opinion, friends are much more important than love. Although she doesn't like you, I will still give her to you.

B: (Excited) I’m so touched. No, I can’t break you up, even though she doesn’t like being with you very much.

A: Oh, my brother, why are you so polite? She mentioned you to me several times.

B: What did she say?

A: She said that she knew you were secretly in love with her, but she didn’t know how to reject you because she was afraid that you would be sad, lose your mind, and commit suicide.

B: No, she likes you.

A: How do you know?

B: Listen to what she said.

A: What did she say?

B: She said she likes you.

A: Really, that’s great.

B: She said she likes me too.

A: Ah! Boy, we were teased!

B: (Thinking) Yes, my mom, we were deceived, she is in two different places.

A: Yes, let’s go find her to settle the score. (Having sex with B, C appears)

C: Hi, hello you two!

A: What two people?

C: Hello two handsome guys!

B: What handsome guy?

A: You came just in time!

B: We have something to ask you.

C: What? Fierce!

B: Damn you, let me ask you, why did you deceive us?

A: Yes, why are you teasing us two innocent boys?

C: What does it mean?

A: What does it mean? You understand it yourself.

B: (Sadly) Senior sister, I didn’t expect you to be such an immoral person, despicable!

A: Yes, immoral and despicable!

C: I am immoral and despicable?

A: Yes!

B: That’s right.

C: I think you misunderstood, we are classmates.

A: (angry) Who is your classmate?

C: We are friends.

B: (angry) Do you still have me as a friend in your heart?

C: We should help each other and care about each other. Not all relationships between men and women can only exist in love, friendship can also exist. I am your senior sister, and I should care about you and help you.

A: What, don’t you want to develop that kind of relationship with me?

B: Are you not interested in me?

[The accompaniment of "Have a Happy Journey" sounded.

C: (affectionately) Where have you been thinking about? We are about to graduate and I will leave tomorrow. After I leave, we will still be good friends. We should keep in touch when we have time. Come, come here.

[A and B walked over slowly.

C: (Take out a book and give it to A) A, this book was given to you by me, and you had planned to buy it. Come, take it as a souvenir.

[A took it with both hands, lowered his head, and stroked the writing.

C: (Take out a pen and talk to B) B, this pen is for you. You once borrowed it from me and praised it for writing well. I know you like calligraphy very much. Use it to practice more.

[B took it with both hands and lowered his head.

[The bell rang later.

C: Junior brother, it’s time for me to leave, let’s see you again! (Slowly walks away)

A: (At the same time, affectionately) Goodbye, senior sister!

B: (Seeing C taking a few steps) Senior sister, please remember us.

C’s voice-over: Yes.

[The lights gradually dimmed and the music gradually became quieter.